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On 5/17/2024 at 1:54 PM, Brisketexan said:

Also…what would airing that laundry gain (other than making Mackowiak lose)? Understand that the messages would indicate that he’s not Trumpy ENOUGH…meaning that the Trumpier candidate would win.
At this point, in Repub elections, it’s like being a Jew choosing between the candidate who is all-in on the final solution, and the other candidate who has slight concerns about the cost of Xyklon-B, and would like to find a cheaper means of extermination. You get to have a tiny bit of influence over how and when your doom arrives, but that’s it.

 

Come on man. This is bullshit rationalization. You are better than this. 

 

Hypocrisy and lies should always be exposed. 

 

Your holocaust metaphor is also bullshit. Its not like Jews choosing between two different Nazis. Its like normal Germans not speaking up when the Nazis came to power. 

 

 

(Yes, I realize this is a three month old post and the election is already passed. You should still publish the texts. )

 

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4 hours ago, Judge Roybeanbag said:

If the Texas Democrat 'party' had any semblance of sense, they would make commercials to air in rural and suburban areas of the state, blaring about how under republican leadership, Greg Abbott, Dan Patrick and crooked Ken Paxton, state leadership has stolen billions of dollars from your schools and given them to cronies and 'big city' private, charter and magnet schools, while your children go to the same broken down underfunded public schools.

A competent party would be hammering rural Texas with "Under 30 years of Republican leadership, your electric grid has gotten worse and Abbott and company are allowing Chinese bitcoin miners to make it even worse. Your schools have gotten worse and Abbott and company want to kill them once and for all by diverting state money to private schools in Dallas and Houston. Rural healthcare is hanging on by a thread and Abbott and company refuse to expand Medicare."  

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Women in hip-hop DO push back against the male gaze. I heard that they regularly push it, push it, push it REAL good.
8 hours ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

I can’t I don’t even

 

Don't make a joke about yell practice, don't make a joke about yell practice, don't make a joke about yell practice...

Don’t lie, Brian. You got semi-hard when you read “Fag Discourse,” didn’t you?

Aggy has one of the largest collections of LBGTQ literature in the country at one of its libraries.  This will give the MAGA idiots a chance to purge it. 

On 8/17/2024 at 12:22 PM, tx 3 putt said:

 

Sounds like he would be very fair if an election case came before him.

37 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

 

The intersection of 1488 and 2978 is not in Magnolia; it's in Egypt.  I'm sure Magnolia has plenty of cultists, but at least get the location correct. I've shopped at that Kroger before.

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https://www.houstonchronicle.com/news/houston-texas/education/article/texas-teachers-spend-school-supplies-states-19604960.php?sid=5eb35f0cd14307791d11019c&ss=A&st_rid=2fa7d4dd-6d4f-48a7-81ac-0fdb75dd3d65&utm_source=newsletter&utm_medium=email&utm_term=&utm_campaign=HC_The713
Texas teachers outspend their counterparts from all 50 states on yearly school supply purchases for their classrooms, according to survey released Monday as educators prepare for the 2024-25 school year.
The survey, which sampled 50 teachers from each state for 2,500 teachers nationwide, found that educators in Texas spend on average $1,396 per year on school supplies for their classrooms, compared to the nationwide average of $915. 
According to the survey, 93% of teachers dip into their own money for school supplies, including pens, paper, ink, classroom decorations, educational aids, cleaning supplies and even snacks. 
While teachers are not required by law to purchase their own supplies, many do so anyway out of fear that their classroom learning environment would suffer if they didn’t -- a statement that 77% of survey respondents agreed with.
While this is a survey and not backed up with receipts, I'm not surprised that our teachers are shelling out this much because Texas and the ISDs fail to adequately supply the teachers and students. But then they blame those same teachers when the students don't score high enough on an exam. 

I spend around $500 a year for subscriptions to online resources alone. Websites like Blooket and Gimkit that let me turn my questions into online computer games. Hate it if you want, but these kids have never not had a screen in their hands, and this is a way to increase engagement. Anyway, that's $500 plus everything else I buy that goes into making a classroom run. So yeah, $1300 out-of-pocket doesn't sound too far-fetched. At least I get a $250 tax deduction. And the $100 department allotment.

On 8/21/2024 at 4:13 AM, atomheartbevo said:

Aggy has one of the largest collections of LBGTQ literature in the country at one of its libraries.  This will give the MAGA idiots a chance to purge it. 

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We should pump tax dollars into whatever educational systems can demonstrate performance on outcomes and objective measures of educational attainment. And I say that as one with three kids in the public school system. 
Educators: "Finland has a fantastic education system and typically outperforms American students."
Texas: "Really? What do they do differently?"
Educators: "Well, one thing they don't do is place an emphasis on testing. Oh, and they also don't allow for-profit education."
Texas: "Oh, well fuck that."
7 hours ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

The intersection of 1488 and 2978 is not in Magnolia; it's in Egypt.  I'm sure Magnolia has plenty of cultists, but at least get the location correct. I've shopped at that Kroger before.

basically the back side of the woodlands, not even methnolia

8 hours ago, tchookem said:

Educators: "Finland has a fantastic education system and typically outperforms American students."
Texas: "Really? What do they do differently?"
Educators: "Well, one thing they don't do is place an emphasis on testing. Oh, and they also don't allow for-profit education."
Texas: "Oh, well fuck that."

"Well if nobody is profiting, then there's no incentive to improve things!!! Free public education is SOCIALISM" [/businessbrain]

8 hours ago, tchookem said:

Educators: "Finland has a fantastic education system and typically outperforms American students."
Texas: "Really? What do they do differently?"
Educators: "Well, one thing they don't do is place an emphasis on testing. Oh, and they also don't allow for-profit education."
Texas: "Oh, well fuck that."

They break kids out after 9th grade into vocational and secondary track. I think that makes a lot of sense. 

They break kids out after 9th grade into vocational and secondary track. I think that makes a lot of sense. 
So does Texas. They just do it in the most inefficient possible way. Oh, and they keep giving standardized tests to the vocational kids.
12 hours ago, Anastasis said:

They break kids out after 9th grade into vocational and secondary track. I think that makes a lot of sense. 

So your behavior and academic aptitude when you're 14 should determine the rest of your life? Fuck that.

1 minute ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

So that shit really does go on your permanent record

And fat, drunk and stupid is the way to go through life?

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I mean…it got me this far…

Have you guys checked if you are still registered to vote after the Abbot purge?

1 hour ago, linux said:

Have you guys checked if you are still registered to vote after the Abbot purge?

I did. Was surprised, given I live in Travis County.

2 hours ago, linux said:

Have you guys checked if you are still registered to vote after the Abbot purge?

 

yes, i just voted and was glad to see I wasn’t purged 

i’m in the heart of harris county Dem territory. my congress woman was shelia jackson lee, im one block from sylvia garcia’s district 

deep blue country 

On 8/15/2024 at 12:04 AM, StassneyHorn said:

lol Scott Braddock is drunk and shitposting on Twitter again

 

Schwertner is an absolute piece of shit

46 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

yes, i just voted and was glad to see I wasn’t purged 

i’m in the heart of harris county Dem territory. my congress woman was shelia jackson lee, im one block from sylvia garcia’s district 

deep blue country 

How'd you fly under the radar and not get purged?

1 minute ago, atomheartbevo said:

How'd you fly under the radar and not get purged?

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On 8/20/2024 at 4:27 PM, Bozo_Casanova said:

I can’t I don’t even

 

What no “Glory Holes and Jizz Jars?”

On 8/24/2024 at 1:42 PM, NeverMarryAStripper said:

The intersection of 1488 and 2978 is not in Magnolia; it's in Egypt.  I'm sure Magnolia has plenty of cultists, but at least get the location correct. I've shopped at that Kroger before.

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46 minutes ago, Sawbonz said:

What no “Glory Holes and Jizz Jars?”

 

that’s core curriculum for the corp 

10 hours ago, linux said:

Have you guys checked if you are still registered to vote after the Abbot purge?

No, I'm white. 

On 8/24/2024 at 11:07 PM, elfenix said:

basically the back side of the woodlands, not even methnolia

I mean it’s magnolia county for a reason. 

2 hours ago, SydneyCarton said:

I mean it’s magnolia county for a reason. 

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5 minutes ago, elfenix said:

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Ignore me, it was early. I was conflating Magnolia and Montgommery.

FWIW, I know exactly where that is, it's about 5 min from my SIL. You can call it the back of the Woodlands, but that intersection is basically the boundary from where things go from "regular" Woodlands red to dark red/kkk/hunter s thompson weird. 

10 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

How'd you fly under the radar and not get purged?

I voted in the republican primary, so I'm safe

I’ve long told Harris County to not display my name on voter registration websites. Downside is that I can’t check my status on self serve websites. Guess I will find out in November if I’m registered or maybe I will just register again.

I check mine regularly, but what I figure will happen is that a big purge will occur at 4:50 pm on the last day to register for the 2024 election.  That way those purged will not have the opportunity to re-register.

51 minutes ago, Scheiss Meister said:

I check mine regularly, but what I figure will happen is that a big purge will occur at 4:50 pm on the last day to register for the 2024 election.  That way those purged will not have the opportunity to re-register.

 

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