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  • Brisketexan
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    I think that it’s now safe to say that we Texans now live in a failed state.  30 years of GOP rule, setting our own standard, living the “Texas Dream,” which they’ve bragged about relentlessly…and let

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  • Bozo_Casanova
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    My daughters and I talk about this. I’ve always been puzzled about where the idea of on-campus indoctrination comes from. I don’t think humanities and liberal arts faculty are any more or less toleran

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On 10/5/2024 at 7:15 AM, Macanudo said:

Cop getting hurt in Memphis.  By the time it was actually sent, the dude was in Amarillo by morning.  

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1 hour ago, pacman said:

 

57 minutes ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

As long as the gun shows come they don’t care

Exactly. We don’t need to seek out intellectual conferences here when gun/nazi paraphernalia shows just travel non-stop across Texas cities.

So, how does the training of OB/GYNs work at Texas medical schools since abortion is part of the required curriculum and that can't be taught in Texas?

Run 

 

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As many suspected, the "gas plants" slush fund has seemingly been run with incompetence..

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40 minutes ago, pacman said:

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Could be? 

42 minutes ago, pacman said:

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His action itself is enough to scare some people from showing up to vote, fearing that they might be arrested for voting.  You can't get much more un-American than this guy.

2 hours ago, miguelito said:

His action itself is enough to scare some people from showing up to vote, fearing that they might be arrested for voting.  You can't get much more un-American than this guy.

At least it shows how scared Republicans in Texas are.

They wouldn't be trying to purge almost half-a-million people if their numbers were great.

You know. The important stuff. 

Gotta feed the hate machine. Keep punching down Ken, you dingleberry on a rats ass.

Tomorrow is one of my favorite Saturdays of the year, but I still have to suffer a bit watching that feckless dipshit wheel up and down the Texas sideline.

13 minutes ago, South Austin said:

Tomorrow is one of my favorite Saturdays of the year, but I still have to suffer a bit watching that feckless dipshit wheel up and down the Texas sideline.

What if Ted is pushing the wheelchair?

Just now, royiv said:

What if Ted is pushing the wheelchair?

That would require Ted doing something of service to another human being.

3 minutes ago, royiv said:

What if Ted is pushing the wheelchair?

 

don’t even joke about ted cruz being at the game 

2 minutes ago, South Austin said:

That would require Ted doing something of service to another human being.

Does slobbing Donald’s knob not count?

Just now, royiv said:

Does slobbing Donald’s knob not count?

No, because he thinks that helps him politically.  Pushing the wheelchair of state governor who has hit his ceiling and can do nothing for Ted does not.

4 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

good read ….

 

 

2 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

Dood.  Are you ok?

A federal judge, Clinton appt, has been on the states ass for a decade to get its shit together on its broken foster care system. Finally resorted to a 100k daily fine. 
 

state sues and says the penalties are too harsh and that judge is beyond biased, the joke that is the 5th circuit says you’re right, fines erased and judge is booted. 

15 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

don’t even joke about ted cruz being at the game 

Or about servicing a crippled man.

52 minutes ago, bluto said:

A federal judge, Clinton appt, has been on the states ass for a decade to get its shit together on its broken foster care system. Finally resorted to a 100k daily fine. 
 

state sues and says the penalties are too harsh and that judge is beyond biased, the joke that is the 5th circuit says you’re right, fines erased and judge is booted. 

 

that’s what I thought, the 5th did the state a huge favor here. were any of those fines ever paid ?

4 hours ago, bluto said:

A federal judge, Clinton appt, has been on the states ass for a decade to get its shit together on its broken foster care system. Finally resorted to a 100k daily fine. 
 

state sues and says the penalties are too harsh and that judge is beyond biased, the joke that is the 5th circuit says you’re right, fines erased and judge is booted. 

Opinion by Edith, she-wolf of the SS, Jones, joined by Edith, Eva Braun, Clement.  And some dipshit I have never heard of named Cory, which tells you all you need to know.

But this is exactly how Cannon can be removed by the 11th Circuit.

Crazy that the 5th and 11th Circuits were once one and now the 11th is the sane(r) one.

44 minutes ago, TwiceHorn said:

Opinion by Edith, she-wolf of the SS, Jones, joined by Edith, Eva Braun, Clement.  And some dipshit I have never heard of named Cory, which tells you all you need to know.

But this is exactly how Cannon can be removed by the 11th Circuit.

Crazy that the 5th and 11th Circuits were once one and now the 11th is the sane(r) one.

It's so funny how the fascist fucks keep their bench while the judges trying to protect children from a horrific foster care system get the boot. 

Must be that much vaunted justice system I hear so much about

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19 minutes ago, Captainant said:

It's so funny how the fascist fucks keep their bench while the judges trying to protect children from a horrific foster care system get the boot. 

Must be that much vaunted justice system I hear so much about

Banning abortions is the solution to solving the problem of the foster system.

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8 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

explain this one please 

"Fuck them kids."

-The State of Texas

23 hours ago, South Austin said:

Tomorrow is one of my favorite Saturdays of the year, but I still have to suffer a bit watching that feckless dipshit wheel up and down the Texas sideline.

I’m hoping his wheelchair pulls a Sooner Schooner, tips over and we can point and laugh at that asshole lying on the ground.

46 minutes ago, hornmpa96 said:

I’m hoping his wheelchair pulls a Sooner Schooner, tips over and we can point and laugh at that asshole lying on the ground.

Wish I knew who made this.  I’m guessing somebody who was wronged by one of his policies.

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And their cult will never hold them accountable for never fixing the “border crisis”.

Imagine being so beholden to a few wealthy donors that you try to keep people from exercising their right to vote instead of govern responsibly to obtain their vote.

 

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Ockleberry, a native Texan who provided the news organizations with a copy of her birth certificate, had only left the state twice in her life, including a recent trip to California.

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She had no idea Travis County had mislabeled her as a noncitizen until the news organizations contacted her. “How would something like that happen?”

 

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Score another one for junk science.

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1 hour ago, bluto said:

Hello again

 

Nothing gets MAGA erections harder than the chance to execute an innocent man.

Anyone can execute a guilty man.  But, to execute an innocent man, and nobody can stop you?  Now THAT'S power!  And THAT is what gets MAGA dicks hard -- using crushing power to hurt the weak. 

yep, as soon as this became a national story he was a goner.

figured he was black. does abbott know he’s a white guy ?

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2 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

yep, as soon as this became a national story he was a goner.

The hell of it is, the Texas legislature is actually taking up a junk science bill, to address cases and convictions in exactly this kind of case.  As in, even our shitty, dysfunctional Texas Lege can still, out of simple inertia, consider some things that make sense.

But justice, mercy, and truth?  Those values are diametrically opposed to the MAGA code.  Cruelty, injustice, lies, and the raw exercise of power are their gods, and they worship those gods with masturbatory fervor.

5 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

But justice, mercy, and truth? 

Exhibiting those traits don't make you "Texas Tough".

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