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29 minutes ago, Bullneck said:

Random thought: Pearl Beer was from the country of alebmhunert (give that a try) springs. 
I wonder how many of those sprangs are still working.

That word looks like a slangy, kind of a kids' way of saying "eleven hundred" in German or how it might sound like, but it got no hits on Google.

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On 2/24/2025 at 4:30 PM, Brisketexan said:

I mean, that whole itinerary was one classy-ass weekend:

Texas State campus tour

Twin Peaks

Buccee's (not listed, but word is he stopped there on the way to SA)

UTSA campus tour

Wax Museum

Ripley's Believe it or Not!

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Whoever that dude is, he's future leadership material for sure.

 

At least he did not visit aggy. Oh wait, that was for sunday but he got the sniffles.

7 hours ago, bolverk said:

That word looks like a slangy, kind of a kids' way of saying "eleven hundred" in German or how it might sound like, but it got no hits on Google.

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Grandmother was first generation German immigrant from Nordheim/Orange Grove.  

On 2/24/2025 at 4:30 PM, Brisketexan said:

I mean, that whole itinerary was one classy-ass weekend:

Texas State campus tour

Twin Peaks

Buccee's (not listed, but word is he stopped there on the way to SA)

UTSA campus tour

Wax Museum

Ripley's Believe it or Not!

Ripley's Illusion Lab

Mr. Crabby's Seafood

 

Whoever that dude is, he's future leadership material for sure.

 

 

twin peaks, twice on valentine's day is a huge flex !

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The Texas GOP is gearing up to gut the Texas Citizens Participation Act by making it easier for SLAPP suits to continue and easier to deny the defendants the right to recoup legal fees for frivolous lawsuits.  Once again the party of individual liberty is out to stifle the individuals rights in favor of corporate interests and the wealthy elite.  Of course this effort is being supported by Texans for Lawsuit Reform.

7 hours ago, Bullneck said:

Grandmother was first generation German immigrant from Nordheim/Orange Grove.  

Cool. I'm just curious if my wild guess was correct. Let me know what Alebmhunert means when you get the chance.

At least he did not visit aggy. Oh wait, that was for sunday but he got the sniffles.

Seems more like a Blinn guy.
 
twin peaks, twice on valentine's day is a huge flex !

One of those servers really liked him!
29 minutes ago, bolverk said:

Cool. I'm just curious if my wild guess was correct. Let me know what Alebmhunert means when you get the chance.

 

2 hours ago, bolverk said:

Cool. I'm just curious if my wild guess was correct. Let me know what Alebmhunert means when you get the chance.

1,100 (Eleven hundred). The old Pearl Beer slogan was "From the Country of 1,100 Springs."

(Edit: UTCzech beat me to it.  UTCzech probably knows the Pavelka Brothers). 

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1 minute ago, Bateshorn said:

Pearl gave me the shits. 

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Ahem.

7 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

Ahem.

Fair. Sometimes I get the shits from reading your posts.

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2 minutes ago, South Austin said:

Fair. Sometimes I get the shits from reading your posts.

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Measles cases now being reported in Rockwall County. One school age kid has died in west Texas. I guess we should brace ourselves for measles outbreak all over the state. This is so unnecessary.

48 minutes ago, Bateshorn said:

Pearl gave me the shits. 

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Was it Pearl, or was it because you had 14 of them and followed it up with some 3 AM Taco Bell? 

13 minutes ago, Satchel said:

Measles cases now being reported in Rockwall County. One school age kid has died in west Texas. I guess we should brace ourselves for measles outbreak all over the state. This is so unnecessary.

oh, it's gonna get bad. I'm grateful that the people I care about also care about science and the well-being of their kids, so I don't think this will affect anyone I know personally. but it's gonna fuck up a lot of lives and it was preventable. i really don't know what else to say at this point

4 minutes ago, Pescado_Rojo said:

Was it Pearl, or was it because you had 14 of them and followed it up with some 3 AM Taco Bell? 

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7 minutes ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

i really don't know what else to say at this point

Sucks for the innocent kids. Can't force the parents to vaccinate. Fuck this shit

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Just now, safe sex said:

Sucks for the innocent kids. Can't force the parents to vaccinate. Fuck em, I guess?

I mean, if their own parents can't be compelled to care, why should I? I still do, but it's because I'm a human with empathy and it sickens me anytime children are caught in the crossfire of stupid

Focus on the kids and people you can help. 

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55 minutes ago, Pescado_Rojo said:

Was it Pearl, or was it because you had 14 of them and followed it up with some 3 AM Taco Bell? 

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40 minutes ago, safe sex said:

Focus on the kids and people you can help. 

No.  I'm done with that shit.  It's time for social chemotherapy.  Brutal, devastating chemo....because the only language assholes speak is pain.  So, let the universe speak to them in a way they understand.  If what it takes to get the assholes to grasp that maybe, just maybe, we live in a society and our actions impact other people, so maybe we perhaps might ought consider the impact on other people before we act, is the death of their children?  We crossed that rubicon a LONG time ago.  They are HAPPY to have dead kids stack up....so long as they are the kids of "the other."  Let the pain and awful loss bring itself home.

Empathy is dead.  Coercion by pain is the only force in the universe with any remaining power.  

I didn't make these rules.  I think they are insanely stupid and cruel.  But they are now engraved in stone.  Pretending they aren't is lying to yourself.

2 hours ago, Bullneck said:

1,100 (Eleven hundred). The old Pearl Beer slogan was "From the Country of 1,100 Springs."

(Edit: UTCzech beat me to it.  UTCzech probably knows the Pavelka Brothers). 

Which ones?  I knew some from Corpus, played in a polka band with George

4 minutes ago, UTCzech III said:

Which ones?  I knew some from Corpus, played in a polka band with George

That would be them (Robstown https://www.jbpavelkainc.com/ ).

This would be where:

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9 minutes ago, Bullneck said:

That would be them (Robstown https://www.jbpavelkainc.com/ ).

This would be where:

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Sorry if this is huge, actually played with two members, George Pavelka and Mark Rebecek

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2 minutes ago, Bullneck said:

Polka talk not going away.

You better believe it

1 hour ago, UTCzech III said:

Sorry if this is huge, actually played with two members, George Pavelka and Mark Rebecek

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nothing wrong with 'Jalisco'

21 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

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No.  I'm done with that shit.  It's time for social chemotherapy.  Brutal, devastating chemo....because the only language assholes speak is pain.  So, let the universe speak to them in a way they understand.  If what it takes to get the assholes to grasp that maybe, just maybe, we live in a society and our actions impact other people, so maybe we perhaps might ought consider the impact on other people before we act, is the death of their children?  We crossed that rubicon a LONG time ago.  They are HAPPY to have dead kids stack up....so long as they are the kids of "the other."  Let the pain and awful loss bring itself home.

Empathy is dead.  Coercion by pain is the only force in the universe with any remaining power.  

I didn't make these rules.  I think they are insanely stupid and cruel.  But they are now engraved in stone.  Pretending they aren't is lying to yourself.

I mean, if this is what it takes to overcome the programming that these dumbfuck parents inevitably put their kids through, I'm on board.  If this outbreak gets widespread enough, I'm down with buying some airtime in a couple of years just to say - "Remember that time you almost died from the measles?  That's because your parents are in a cult, utterly incompetent and/or don't give a shit about you.  Probably all three.  Don't be like your parents.  Read a book. No, not that one - a real book."

3 hours ago, Doc Sam Beckett said:

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i grew up in the heart of tex mex czech german pol land .....

 

 

On 1/22/2025 at 6:14 PM, tx 3 putt said:

these three idiots are in charge of the worlds 8th largest economy, just a fyi ...

 

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I honestly can't decide which face is more punchable. 

 

On 2/26/2025 at 4:38 AM, Bullneck said:

Grandmother was first generation German immigrant from Nordheim/Orange Grove.  

My grandmother was 2nd generation from Orange Grove.

Rep. Pat Fallon (R-TX) has a warning for veterans: you'll have to "contribute" to society if you need food assistance.

So I guess fighting for your country and maybe taking a few bullets, or maybe losing a limb is not a big enough contribution to society. Apparently one must still slave in order to be compensated by the very government that is responsible for your condition, you must work regardless of your physical or mental stability.

Republicans are flat out the most vile psychotic assholes on the planet. Why veterans support this piece of shit party is beyond me.

On 2/26/2025 at 5:38 AM, Bullneck said:

Grandmother was first generation German immigrant from Nordheim/Orange Grove.  

 

orange grove between mathis and alice ?

46 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

orange grove between mathis and alice ?

Yes, sir.

If @UTCzech III is 70 or older I’m going to assume he has slept with all of Halletsville and does house calls in Sweet Home.

5 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

Rep. Pat Fallon (R-TX) has a warning for veterans: you'll have to "contribute" to society if you need food assistance.

So I guess fighting for your country and maybe taking a few bullets, or maybe losing a limb is not a big enough contribution to society. Apparently one must still slave in order to be compensated by the very government that is responsible for your condition, you must work regardless of your physical or mental stability.

Republicans are flat out the most vile psychotic assholes on the planet. Why veterans support this piece of shit party is beyond me.

daily reminder that republicans hate you

FOX 7 had a news story about measles vaccination rates, which included a chart to data from Texas DHS that allows you to search by school district. I sense a trend among the lowest rates of vaccination against measles. You can find the full chart here. https://infogram.com/mmr-vaccinations-1h1749wny3mdq2z?live

 

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9 hours ago, StassneyHorn said:

If @UTCzech III is 70 or older I’m going to assume he has slept with all of Halletsville and does house calls in Sweet Home.

Only 58 sorry, well 59 in two months, am travelling to New Ulm tomorrow so maybe can make a side trip on the way back

3 hours ago, TexEx15 said:

FOX 7 had a news story about measles vaccination rates, which included a chart to data from Texas DHS that allows you to search by school district. I sense a trend among the lowest rates of vaccination against measles. You can find the full chart here. https://infogram.com/mmr-vaccinations-1h1749wny3mdq2z?live

 

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The next pandemic:

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Or at least I can dare to dream ...

4 hours ago, TexEx15 said:

FOX 7 had a news story about measles vaccination rates, which included a chart to data from Texas DHS that allows you to search by school district. I sense a trend among the lowest rates of vaccination against measles. You can find the full chart here. https://infogram.com/mmr-vaccinations-1h1749wny3mdq2z?live

 

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At least when these kids get sick, the parents won’t be demanding the best care on earth at subsidized rates. Right?  They’ll accept what they can personally pay for. Right?

 

and as good Christians, they certainly wouldn’t run up an enormous bill and then stiff the hospital that cared for their little miracle   

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20 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

i grew up in the heart of tex mex czech german pol land .....

 

 

Holy fuck. I just had the best flashback to being a little and playing on my Grandfather’s back while sitting in the beer garden at the Saengerrunde/Scholz Garten. 
 

Thank you, Sir.

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