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On 3/22/2025 at 5:32 AM, MissingInAction said:

The vagueness is the point. Anyone can be Gitmo'd. Anyone.

Not me.  I'm white.

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    I think that it’s now safe to say that we Texans now live in a failed state.  30 years of GOP rule, setting our own standard, living the “Texas Dream,” which they’ve bragged about relentlessly…and let

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    My daughters and I talk about this. I’ve always been puzzled about where the idea of on-campus indoctrination comes from. I don’t think humanities and liberal arts faculty are any more or less toleran

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1 hour ago, Willfully Horn said:

It’s been almost twenty years since a teacher in Texas was fired after bringing students to a museum where there were image of nude humans. Now, Republicans are targeting the museums? Fucking hell.

All while bending over to obscene wealth.

What could possibly go wrong if someone in a tiny, church-heavy town hears about "obscene" art 100s of miles away in Houston or Dallas so the museum needs to be punished.

Saw this yesterday:

 

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weird thing for the Lt Gov of a “pro business” state to be bragging about, bullying a private company into pulling products off the shelves because of a potiental ban… but whatever I guess

so of course first thing I did after work was go to Specs…

 

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guessing they might not order any more stock but choosing to believe for now Specs just told Danny Goeb what he wanted to hear…

Just as cars are set to become even more unaffordable

 

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Republican legislators are entertaining proposals to sap hundreds of millions of dollars from Dallas Area Rapid Transit, the state’s largest public transit system, and thwart the voter-approved expansion of public transportation in Austin known as Project Connect.

 

https://www.texastribune.org/2025/04/07/texas-republicans-public-transit-dart-project-connect/

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Just now, elfenix said:

And as all state workers are being ordered to come back to the office....where there is not even parking for all of those people (because TXDOT has had some workers working remotely for YEARS): https://www.kvue.com/article/news/local/txdot-parking-austin-return-to-office-abbott-state-workers/269-dd7fbbb0-ed93-4233-8431-01f716c0980c

10 minutes ago, elfenix said:

On the one hand, the state shouldn’t interfere with infrastructure projects approved by local voters. On the other hand, Project Connect is a disaster in that what the voters approved looks nothing like what is now being planned.

11 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

And as all state workers are being ordered to come back to the office....where there is not even parking for all of those people (because TXDOT has had some workers working remotely for YEARS): https://www.kvue.com/article/news/local/txdot-parking-austin-return-to-office-abbott-state-workers/269-dd7fbbb0-ed93-4233-8431-01f716c0980c

"During planning for the site, TxDOT cited the ability for employees to work remotely as a reason to scale back plans for more parking."

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On 4/4/2025 at 8:20 AM, Evil Bill Obrien said:

Saw this yesterday:

 

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weird thing for the Lt Gov of a “pro business” state to be bragging about, bullying a private company into pulling products off the shelves because of a potiental ban… but whatever I guess

so of course first thing I did after work was go to Specs…

 

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Dr House Oops GIF
 

guessing they might not order any more stock but choosing to believe for now Specs just told Danny Goeb what he wanted to hear…

Well, at least nicotine products in all their forms are still widely available since they’re so much less dangerous than thc. 

On 4/4/2025 at 10:20 AM, Evil Bill Obrien said:

Saw this yesterday:

 

IMG_1573.thumb.jpeg.dd75acc0d0a407fcd7d31f0ab3c98968.jpeg

weird thing for the Lt Gov of a “pro business” state to be bragging about, bullying a private company into pulling products off the shelves because of a potiental ban… but whatever I guess

so of course first thing I did after work was go to Specs…

 

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Dr House Oops GIF
 

guessing they might not order any more stock but choosing to believe for now Specs just told Danny Goeb what he wanted to hear…

 

fuck spec's , it sucks

11 minutes ago, C-Man said:

A Vibrator, Huh? Let's See Your ID.

Sen. Angela Paxton, Ken Paxton's wife, continues the Republican war against masturbation.

https://www.dallasobserver.com/news/texas-lawmaker-wants-women-to-show-id-to-buy-sex-toys-22038057

surprising that a woman who was so publicly humiliated by her husband openly fucking around on her that they had to do a backroom deal to not let the mistress testify in his senate trial would want to keep other women from being able to have normal, healthy lives.

13 minutes ago, sidis said:

surprising that a woman who was so publicly humiliated by her husband openly fucking around on her that they had to do a backroom deal to not let the mistress testify in his senate trial would want to keep other women from being able to have normal, healthy lives.

So much of social conservatism is rooted in self-loathing.

https://www.texastribune.org/2025/04/10/texas-senate-bill-37-governing-boards-faculty-senates/

Texas senators could vote this week on a bill that would drastically limit how the state's public universities teach students about history, race and inequality.

Senate Bill 37 would allow anyone to file complaints that could lead schools to lose funds.

 

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texas universities will never be the same 

My wife is apoplectic. Tonight is the third night in a row Spectrum has engaged the emergency broadcast system almost the entire PBS News Hour. No broadcast audio, just the emergency alarm and the emergency message. Over and over. For an hour(?). (I don’t know, I’m just reporting what she says. I like to be in the studio after dinner). But, what she is apoplectic about is these Spectrum carpetbagging SPUTUMSUCKERS also ran the emergency broadcast inTo the ACL Celebrates 50 Years special.

YMMV. We live within pissing distance of Hays City, West of Buda. 

11 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

https://www.texastribune.org/2025/04/10/texas-senate-bill-37-governing-boards-faculty-senates/

Texas senators could vote this week on a bill that would drastically limit how the state's public universities teach students about history, race and inequality.

Senate Bill 37 would allow anyone to file complaints that could lead schools to lose funds.

 

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texas universities will never be the same 

The bill does not say who gets to decide if the teaching is accurate or factual. That could be a problem.

27 minutes ago, Satchel said:

The bill does not say who gets to decide if the teaching is accurate or factual. That could be a problem.

 

i believe, abbott's appointed board will have a sub board to review complaints that anyone can submit 

29 minutes ago, Ghost of NMAS said:

Can we start filing complaints against Aggie yet?

 

can sheep send emails ?

On 4/8/2025 at 10:01 AM, GreenspointTexas said:

Banning lgbtq flags in schools because it “disrupts learning.”

At least 1/3 of my teachers in grades 7-12 disrupted learning. Luckily I was able to tune them out with library books.

14 hours ago, Willfully Horn said:

My wife is apoplectic. Tonight is the third night in a row Spectrum has engaged the emergency broadcast system almost the entire PBS News Hour. No broadcast audio, just the emergency alarm and the emergency message. Over and over. For an hour(?). (I don’t know, I’m just reporting what she says. I like to be in the studio after dinner). But, what she is apoplectic about is these Spectrum carpetbagging SPUTUMSUCKERS also ran the emergency broadcast inTo the ACL Celebrates 50 Years special.

YMMV. We live within pissing distance of Hays City, West of Buda. 

bro do you even antenna over-the-air?

This is interesting. 👀  The Quorum Report is well-sourced and pretty reliable (although I really wish they'd update their 1998-era website layout).

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Some House Republicans support putting vouchers on the ballot this fall. QR has learned there may be as many as 85 R and D votes in the House for that; Abbott is privately telling members such a move would be unconstitutional, per sources. But there is precedent for it

Despite his public insistence that there are enough votes in the Texas House to pass “school choice,” Republican sources on Monday indicated Gov. Greg Abbott is privately furious with some GOP lawmakers who want to make changes to his signature initiative.

Those possible changes include a provision that, if adopted, could trigger a statewide vote of Texans on the issue of school vouchers. There’s also been more grumbling in the past couple weeks – even from some House GOP supporters of the voucher plan – who are argue this entire process so far should have been handled in a much more transparent way.

https://quorumreport.com/

On 4/10/2025 at 9:57 PM, Willfully Horn said:

My wife is apoplectic. Tonight is the third night in a row Spectrum has engaged the emergency broadcast system almost the entire PBS News Hour. No broadcast audio, just the emergency alarm and the emergency message. Over and over. For an hour(?). (I don’t know, I’m just reporting what she says. I like to be in the studio after dinner). But, what she is apoplectic about is these Spectrum carpetbagging SPUTUMSUCKERS also ran the emergency broadcast inTo the ACL Celebrates 50 Years special.

YMMV. We live within pissing distance of Hays City, West of Buda. 

Just now seeing this, but NewsHour streams each show live and keeps them available on-demand afterwards. https://www.youtube.com/@PBSNewsHour

On 4/10/2025 at 9:57 PM, Willfully Horn said:

My wife is apoplectic. Tonight is the third night in a row Spectrum has engaged the emergency broadcast system almost the entire PBS News Hour.

Shit man, we all have problems. Sorry that this one is yours. 

11 hours ago, sasquatch69 said:

This is interesting. 👀  The Quorum Report is well-sourced and pretty reliable (although I really wish they'd update their 1998-era website layout).

https://quorumreport.com/

I've never heard of the Quruom Report, but if that's true, you have to think these reps are hearing it from their constituents and getting queezy. 

On 4/8/2025 at 10:15 AM, bolverk said:

So much of social conservatism is rooted in self-loathing.

That’s funny.  None of the conservative posters we typically see around here seem to have any issues.

14 hours ago, sasquatch69 said:

This is interesting. 👀  The Quorum Report is well-sourced and pretty reliable (although I really wish they'd update their 1998-era website layout).

https://quorumreport.com/

 

abbott would never let this happen 

 
abbott would never let this happen 

Time to punish public schools
3 minutes ago, Updawg said:


Time to punish public schools

bunch of lazy libs !!!

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2 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

abbott would never let this happen 

https://www.texastribune.org/2025/04/15/texas-legislature-democrats-school-vouchers-constitutional-amendments/

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House Democrats are threatening to kill all constitutional amendments for the rest of session unless the House votes to put school vouchers before voters in November. They appear to have the numbers to make good on that special session-inducing threat.

More than 50 House Democrats have signed on to that plan, according to at least four Democrats and Capitol staffers briefed on the tally, enough to handcuff the Legislature on constitutional amendments. The move comes as Gov. Greg Abbott is attempting to squash any changes to his top legislative priority, Senate Bill 2, including a bill amendment that would have voters weigh in on the proposed education savings account program.

 

Well why would Abbott fear having his wonderful proposal put before the people? Surely we would all line up to vote for it?

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In July 2022, Lauralei Crouch searched the Internet for advice on how to report child abuse.

 

Her inquiries were not academic: Prosecutors say Crouch had for weeks been watching her boyfriend pummel his 2-year-old son, Wyatt, slapping and flinging him into tables and door jambs as punishment.

 

But Crouch never made that call. Later that month, Randall Pickett, 29, beat Wyatt so viciously that Crouch told police the boy appeared drunk. Rather than calling police or rendering aid, Crouch beat the toddler herself.

 

Horrible, awful story 

 

https://www.texasstandard.org/stories/texas-child-endangerment-dangerous-homes-safety-services-removal/

On 4/10/2025 at 9:57 PM, Willfully Horn said:

My wife is apoplectic. Tonight is the third night in a row Spectrum has engaged the emergency broadcast system almost the entire PBS News Hour. No broadcast audio, just the emergency alarm and the emergency message.

I can come over tonight to fix that for your wife.

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1 minute ago, Sbbruin said:

Makes me absolutely sick to my stomach.

You sound like a socialist.

The dead kids are what tells us the freedom is working.

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4 hours ago, Valmy77 said:

Well why would Abbott fear having his wonderful proposal put before the people? Surely we would all line up to vote for it?

 

abbott is extremely modest and winning this vote 80/20 would just be too embarrassing for him 

Andy Hopper is dumber than a box of rocks, so of course he represents Wise County. He was trying to defund UT. Fortunately, Lauren Ashley Simmons was there. 

Andy, that's not true.

 

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Yes. Now we have to defend funding the UT system in the Lege.

The clown show gets more moronic every session.

Scratch that, just the funding bill I guess passed 144-4. Voucher still to come. 

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Amendment to put voucher up for statewide vote goes down in flames, 84 voted against it. All over but the crying and talarico (wasting everybody’s time) making them look foolish. 
 

will the dems have the balls to go nuclear the rest of this session

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