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I guess Texas is no longer a failed state since this thread has turned into a vape discussion group

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    I think that it’s now safe to say that we Texans now live in a failed state.  30 years of GOP rule, setting our own standard, living the “Texas Dream,” which they’ve bragged about relentlessly…and let

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    My daughters and I talk about this. I’ve always been puzzled about where the idea of on-campus indoctrination comes from. I don’t think humanities and liberal arts faculty are any more or less toleran

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33 minutes ago, Ghost of NMAS said:

I guess Texas is no longer a failed state since this thread has turned into a vape discussion group

vapes, cooking oil, Hall&Oates...surly thread derails are an art form, dude!

2 hours ago, Foosters said:

Is that right? Because the THC stuff is a pretty thick oil, and I'm just imagining my lungs looking kinda like my oven range hood after a couple of months of cooking...

Well, sorry, I am less familiar with THC vapes than nicotine vapes.  But, pretty sure that's the same sticky icky that gets burnt with the doobage and inhaled, so avoiding the whole combustion of plant material is probably a harm reduction.  They're just now coming around to the notion that smoking marijuana is about as bad as smoking tobacco.

5 hours ago, SimonBolivar said:

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Two more feet and I can fit it in the fridge 

4 hours ago, mchookem said:

vapes, cooking oil, Hall&Oates...surly thread derails are an art form, dude!

Hey guys which kind of motor oil is better to use in the winter 5w20 or 5w40?

9 hours ago, Horn Dog said:

Hey guys which kind of motor oil is better to use in the winter 5w20 or 5w40?

Olive. Its low smoke point means it has a lower viscosity at low temps. 

12 hours ago, Horn Dog said:

Hey guys which kind of motor oil is better to use in the winter 5w20 or 5w40?

Speaking of winter, do y'all drip your faucets when the temperature drops below freezing?

Imagine thinking the problem with the Texas Republican Party is that it's too moderate 

 

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Because Texas has open primaries, people who traditionally affiliate with the Democratic or Republican parties can vote in the other party’s primary election, commonly referred to as “crossover voting.” The suit alleges that crossover voting leads to the selection of more moderate candidates and gives non-party members unfair influence.

 

Texas GOP sues Secretary of State to close primary elections | The Texas Tribune https://share.google/RPLcJQORsnoOHJcx8

The Democrats better keep theirs open if the GOP does this.

I have been insisting for a while now that UT’s academic standing in the world has peaked. I think that’s true for Texas generally. It will take a while for students to catch up to the likely faculty exodus, but the brain drain over the next decade plus will be significant.

1 hour ago, BrickHorn said:

I have been insisting for a while now that UT’s academic standing in the world has peaked. I think that’s true for Texas generally. It will take a while for students to catch up to the likely faculty exodus, but the brain drain over the next decade plus will be significant.

The sole finalist for the Tech’s chancellor position is a UT grad and virulent right wing ideologue. He’s responsible for all of the anti CRT and DEI legislation and the law that limits free speech on Texas campuses:

Building off his success banning CRT in Texas schools, Brandon Creighton championed a 21st-century curriculum for Texas to increase rigor and keep political agendas out of the classroom.  In Higher Education, Creighton passed the strongest ban on DEI in public universities in the nation and sweeping reforms to rein in tenure.

The Campus Protection Act was Introduced by state Sen. Brandon Creighton and signed into law by Gov. Greg Abbott in June, SB 2972 amends Section 51.9315 of the Texas Education Code to clarify where and how students can demonstrate on college campuses.

3 hours ago, BrickHorn said:

I have been insisting for a while now that UT’s academic standing in the world has peaked. I think that’s true for Texas generally. It will take a while for students to catch up to the likely faculty exodus, but the brain drain over the next decade plus will be significant.

So maybe in 10yr dipships like us can get in, like back in the good ole days!

On 9/4/2025 at 7:05 PM, Homercles said:

Two more feet and I can fit it in the fridge 

LOL.  Homer reaction.  And username checks out.  This was just the perfect post.  Thank you.

On 9/5/2025 at 8:07 AM, TwiceHorn said:

That seems to be a new development associated with the disposable vapes.  I am more familiar with the older, sort of DIY vape apparatus.

Oh, a volcano man, I see.

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To get this thread back on track, we did it. My wife and daughter are safely in our new home in New York, while I close up shop here in Texas. My daughter Facetimed me really excited. She said she was at practice talking to her coach. Her coach was complaining about the drop in temperature and my daughter said, "You could always move to Texas". To which he coach responded, "Oh no. We like our women up here, thanks!". My daughter was beyond delighted. 

So she is finishing up her senior year of high school and then it's off to play college vball. Her high school is super excited that they got a D1 volleyball player dropped in their laps, and she is happy to be surrounded by liberal-minded people. It sucks to be down here alone. The wife and I have been having Facetime movie dates. For their sakes the move had to be made. 

9 minutes ago, Thatguy said:

To get this thread back on track, we did it. My wife and daughter are safely in our new home in New York, while I close up shop here in Texas. My daughter Facetimed me really excited. She said she was at practice talking to her coach. Her coach was complaining about the drop in temperature and my daughter said, "You could always move to Texas". To which he coach responded, "Oh no. We like our women up here, thanks!". My daughter was beyond delighted. 

So she is finishing up her senior year of high school and then it's off to play college vball. Her high school is super excited that they got a D1 volleyball player dropped in their laps, and she is happy to be surrounded by liberal-minded people. It sucks to be down here alone. The wife and I have been having Facetime movie dates. For their sakes the move had to be made. 

How is the real estate market there

15 minutes ago, chainsaw said:

How is the real estate market there

Upstate is relatively cheaper than Texas. I was shocked. Bracing for the winter though.

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26 minutes ago, Thatguy said:

To get this thread back on track, we did it. My wife and daughter are safely in our new home in New York, while I close up shop here in Texas. My daughter Facetimed me really excited. She said she was at practice talking to her coach. Her coach was complaining about the drop in temperature and my daughter said, "You could always move to Texas". To which he coach responded, "Oh no. We like our women up here, thanks!". My daughter was beyond delighted. 

So she is finishing up her senior year of high school and then it's off to play college vball. Her high school is super excited that they got a D1 volleyball player dropped in their laps, and she is happy to be surrounded by liberal-minded people. It sucks to be down here alone. The wife and I have been having Facetime movie dates. For their sakes the move had to be made. 

My kid went to the doctor in Fort Collins for the first time last week.  When the nurse asked where she was from and she replied Texas, the nurse said "don't worry we love you here and will take of you."

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4 hours ago, CooterBrown said:

My kid went to the doctor in Fort Collins for the first time last week.  When the nurse asked where she was from and she replied Texas, the nurse said "don't worry we love you here and will take of you."

Everyone here(Texas) thinks we are crazy for picking up and moving. I just couldn't keep staring my wife and daughter in the face day after day and telling them it will be ok. Meanwhile the state of Texas is showing it's ass week after week. I had to do something. 

Just now, Thatguy said:

Everyone here(Texas) thinks we are crazy for picking up and moving. I just couldn't keep staring my wife and daughter in the face day after day and telling them it will be ok. Meanwhile the state of Texas is showing it's ass week after week. I had to do something. 

we'll hold shit down while you're gone. hopefully you come back to something better someday. hopefully.

11 minutes ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

we'll hold shit down while you're gone. hopefully you come back to something better someday. hopefully.

In the time it will take to reverse things sufficiently, climate change will have Houston underwater and most of Texas an uninhabitable desert wasteland. 
 

but, you know, here’s to hoping!

21 minutes ago, Thatguy said:

Everyone here(Texas) thinks we are crazy for picking up and moving. 

Sounds like y’all were surrounded by dummies. Damned near everyone in our social circle is contemplating a move out of state. Not everyone will pull the trigger, but I’ve yet to hear a single friend or family member question the wisdom of getting the fuck out.

1 hour ago, BrickHorn said:

Sounds like y’all were surrounded by dummies. Damned near everyone in our social circle is contemplating a move out of state. Not everyone will pull the trigger, but I’ve yet to hear a single friend or family member question the wisdom of getting the fuck out.

My circle isn't, but that's all because we have little kids and extended family that's part of the care givers.  

That said, my wife works in tech and I've already made clear that if her career prospects are better in the South Bay then I'll be happy living in a shack and away from Gilead.  

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Facing growing political pressure, Texas A&M University President Mark A. Welsh III announced Monday evening that the dean and department head overseeing a children’s literature course at the center of a viral recording were going to be removed, saying they approved plans to teach material inconsistent with the published course description.

The announcement came after a video circulated online Monday showing a student confronting a professor over LGBTQ-related content in the class, sparking backlash from Republican lawmakers and calls for investigations, a response from the U.S. Department of Justice, and a statement from the Texas A&M System chancellor pledging to discipline the professor.

 


https://www.texastribune.org/2025/09/08/texas-am-video-professor-student-gender-identity-content/

Our universities are so fucked. 

There’s still about a decade before we have to make the call, but at this point I’ll consider it a failure if my kids end up going to school in state.
37 minutes ago, BrickHorn said:

Our universities are so fucked. 

After reading the football forum I tend to agree with you.

On 9/8/2025 at 8:41 AM, CooterBrown said:

My kid went to the doctor in Fort Collins for the first time last week.  When the nurse asked where she was from and she replied Texas, the nurse said "don't worry we love you here and will take of you."

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3 hours ago, Chuckie Finster said:


There’s still about a decade before we have to make the call, but at this point I’ll consider it a failure if my kids end up going to school in state.

My kid will be class of 2028 and has already said she would prefer not going to school in TX.  I told her I don't blame her one bit and I'll foot the bill wherever she decides to go as long as it's not OU.

13 minutes ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

My kid will be class of 2028 and has already said she would prefer not going to school in TX.  I told her I don't blame her one bit and I'll foot the bill wherever she decides to go as long as it's not OU.

Liberty University???

18 minutes ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

My kid will be class of 2028 and has already said she would prefer not going to school in TX.  I told her I don't blame her one bit and I'll foot the bill wherever she decides to go as long as it's not OU.

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16 minutes ago, speed817 said:

Liberty University???

I kind of figure if she don't want to go to school in TX for "reasons", then Liberty would be off the list as well; along with a whole spate of sec sec sec sec sec type schools.

1 hour ago, speed817 said:

Liberty University???

Bovine University?

6 hours ago, BrickHorn said:

Our universities are so fucked. 

This is so damned depressing. 

1 hour ago, Michael Knight said:

 

J'Accuse!

Fucking narc tattletale.

1 hour ago, Michael Knight said:

 

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Jesus. This is unbelievable. The US has become the Taliban. 
edit: what’s even more frightening is all the Aggie rubes supporting the firings on Facebook. Thousands of people. 

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2 hours ago, Michael Knight said:

 

Just ventured over to texags to see their thoughts on this.  Not surprised by a majority of the responses 😅

The aggies subreddit is the exact opposite of texags.....

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