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  • Brisketexan
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    I think that it’s now safe to say that we Texans now live in a failed state.  30 years of GOP rule, setting our own standard, living the “Texas Dream,” which they’ve bragged about relentlessly…and let

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  • Bozo_Casanova
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    My daughters and I talk about this. I’ve always been puzzled about where the idea of on-campus indoctrination comes from. I don’t think humanities and liberal arts faculty are any more or less toleran

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2 hours ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

Clearly ABC news has made a mistake here and used a photo of the people in front of Enchiladas Y Mas on a Saturday Afternoon 

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On 10/4/2025 at 2:42 PM, TwiceHorn said:

I will have you know that I am licensed to practice before the USPTO, which I am entitled to do in all 50 states.

Oh yeah how about in admiralty court?

 

 

dammit @Macanudo

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6 hours ago, Evil Bill Obrien said:

Well on the bright side if Gov. Pritzker wants to pull an Abbott and have Illinois Guard troops monitor "invading forces" like Abbott did during Jade Helm in 2015 he won't have to send anyone who can move that quickly...

https://www.texasobserver.org/how-greg-abbott-got-played-by-the-russians-during-his-jade-helm-freakout/

Welp you know Anitfa will be able to outrun these dudes. Damn. I guess their leader didn't go to "Heggy-baby's" big meeting about fitness and standards.

That pic is great. Looks like cosplayers

After unloading from that truck, they went to the first fast food place they encountered and all ordered a liter of cola.

Guess I better go take a good picture of the newly repainted Houston Pride Crosswalk (Installed and upkept with private funds) before Gov. Sitler and Mayor Shitmire have it removed
 

 

14 hours ago, Evil Bill Obrien said:

Well on the bright side if Gov. Pritzker wants to pull an Abbott and have Illinois Guard troops monitor "invading forces" like Abbott did during Jade Helm in 2015 he won't have to send anyone who can move that quickly...

https://www.texasobserver.org/how-greg-abbott-got-played-by-the-russians-during-his-jade-helm-freakout/

It would really be a kick to read the Texags Jade Helm thread today.

6 hours ago, Evil Bill Obrien said:

Guess I better go take a good picture of the newly repainted Houston Pride Crosswalk (Installed and upkept with private funds) before Gov. Sitler and Mayor Shitmire have it removed
 

 

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Guess I better go take a good picture of the newly repainted Houston Pride Crosswalk (Installed and upkept with private funds) before Gov. Sitler and Mayor Shitmire have it removed
 
 

Being gay is a political ideology? Isn’t he the dumbass that named I-35 in Austin, Trump Highway?
9 hours ago, Evil Bill Obrien said:

Guess I better go take a good picture of the newly repainted Houston Pride Crosswalk (Installed and upkept with private funds) before Gov. Sitler and Mayor Shitmire have it removed
 

 

 

gone ...

 

On 10/18/2024 at 7:03 PM, atomheartbevo said:

He's gotten another stay.  There was actually a surprising story on NPR (KERA) yesterday about multiple Texas conservatives getting on Ken Paxton directly about this.  It was nice to hear some people say "as supporters of the death penalty, it's our obligation to make absolutely sure it's only applied when 100% justified."

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Texas’ highest criminal court on Thursday blocked Robert Roberson’s execution a week before it was set to take place, sending his case back to trial court.

Roberson was convicted of capital murder in 2003 for the death of his two-year-old daughter Nikki, who was diagnosed with shaken baby syndrome. He has maintained his innocence over more than 20 years on death row, with his attorneys arguing that the science behind Nikki’s shaken baby diagnosis no longer held up. He was scheduled to be executed on Oct. 16.

After previously denying his recent appeals, largely on procedural grounds, the all-Republican Court of Criminal Appeals granted Roberson’s request for a stay of execution under Texas’ groundbreaking 2013 junk science law, which provides for a second look when the science driving a conviction has since been debunked. The law has never been successfully used to secure a new trial for a death row inmate, though Roberson could be the first if the trial court in Anderson County finds that the evidence warrants one.

In its order, the Court of Criminal Appeals cited its decision last year to overturn a shaken baby conviction out of Dallas based on the evolving medical research of the diagnosis.

https://www.texastribune.org/2025/10/09/robert-roberson-execution-blocked-texas-court-of-criminal-appeals/

 

Edit: here's the radio story from yesterday: https://www.keranews.org/texas-news/2025-10-07/gop-death-penalty-supporters-question-robert-robersons-execution

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2 minutes ago, fuggled said:

He's gotten another stay.  There was actually a surprising story on NPR (KERA) yesterday about multiple Texas conservatives getting on Ken Paxton directly about this.  It was nice to hear some people say "as supporters of the death penalty, it's our obligation to make absolutely sure it's only applied when 100% justified."

The only problem is they aren’t doing it out of the kindness of their heart, but because these kinds of cases can lead to the end of the death penalty.

Welp, mark this down as one more way we're falling behind Oklahoma

 

1 minute ago, fuggled said:

Welp, mark this down as one more way we're falling behind Oklahoma

I’m unfortunately prepared to mark down yet another one on Saturday afternoon. 

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Welp, mark this down as one more way we're falling behind Oklahoma
 

Oh, I don’t think there’s any argument at this point that Oklahoma is better-led than Texas. And Oklahoma is a fucking clown show.

beeville is at stage 4 drought. entire area will soon follow 

CORPUS CHRISTI, Texas — The City of Beeville has issued a Local State Disaster Declaration as water levels at Lake Corpus Christi and Choke Canyon Reservoir, the city’s main water sources, continue to fall amid worsening drought conditions.

On 10/7/2025 at 3:52 PM, tx 3 putt said:

 

Greg Abbott is sending the Texas National Guard to blue states to help capture the migrants he illegally bussed to those states. He's a twisted piece of shit 

Is it too much to ask that he gets trucked and more broken by a 350 lb tackle crushing his crippled as while he's scuming up the Texas sidelines? 

16 minutes ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

Is it too much to ask that he gets trucked and more broken by a 350 lb tackle crushing his crippled as while he's scuming up the Texas sidelines? 

The Colin Simmons/Abbott video after the game is kinda sickening

22 minutes ago, GreenspointTexas said:

The Colin Simmons/Abbott video after the game is kinda sickening

Wife just sent it to me. The keep politics out of sports crowd sure is selective. 

On 10/8/2025 at 1:44 PM, kevwun said:

After unloading from that truck, they went to the first fast food place they encountered and all ordered a liter of cola.

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abbott is not going to like this ...

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1 hour ago, Ghost of NMAS said:

Troops will be sent in to break up this violent Antifa riot

 

lot of people about to be shocked over being arrested 

This just seems hilarious to me.

 

https://sanangelolive.com/news/politics/2025-10-13/paxton-files-lawsuit-against-man-allegedly-trying-take-over-loving-county

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Paxton Files Lawsuit Against Man Allegedly Trying to Take Over Loving County

MENTONE, TX — Texas Attorney General Ken Paxton has filed a lawsuit against Malcolm Tanner, an Indiana resident accused of leading an effort to “take over” Loving County, one of the least populated but wealthiest counties in Texas.

Paxton announced Monday on The Walton & Johnson Show that his office is pursuing legal action against Tanner, who he said is using deceptive tactics to lure outsiders to Loving County under the promise of free housing and a $5,000 monthly stipend. Tanner leads a group called the “Melanated People of Power.”

“Indiana resident Malcolm Tanner has no right to try and take over Loving County with illegal schemes that endanger real Texans,” Paxton said in a statement. He described Tanner’s efforts as a “fraudulent plot” to influence elections and personally profit.

The attorney general’s office is also seeking a temporary restraining order against Tanner for alleged violations of Texas public health and safety codes.

According to state investigators, Tanner has been recruiting individuals from across the U.S. — including Georgia, Mississippi, Oklahoma and South Carolina — to relocate to Mentone, the only town in Loving County, with offers of free homes and stipends. Public records show Tanner purchased two five-acre parcels of land in the area earlier this year.

 

You’d think Paxton would be impressed and proud about a scam like this.

I think the group’s name contains the reason for Paxton’s displeasure

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If “Melanated People of Power” wasn't the name of a kick-ass regional funk band from either Chicago or Cleveland in the mid-70s.....it goddamn well should have been.

Paxton just pissed he isn't getting a cut of the action out in Loving County...really is a great scam

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23 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

If “Melanated People of Power” wasn't the name of a kick-ass regional funk band from either Chicago or Cleveland in the mid-70s.....it goddamn well should have been.

Like a 20 piece band with a horn section, back up singers, male and female lead singers, keyboards, etc. 

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7 minutes ago, Pescado_Rojo said:

Like a 20 piece band with a horn section, back up singers, male and female lead singers, keyboards, etc. 

Yep.  The backup singers are gorgeous babes with like 2-foot tall afros, wearing electric yellow bikini tops.  The bass line alone makes your ears hurt, but in a good way.

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Godammit, now I'm gonna have to play some Funky Meters when I get home tonight. 

One of the loudest, most free-form shows I ever saw.  Saw em at Liberty Lunch back in the day.

14 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

Godammit, now I'm gonna have to play some Funky Meters when I get home tonight. 

One of the loudest, most free-form shows I ever saw.  Saw em at Liberty Lunch back in the day.

I would say we were probably at the same show, but they played LL fairly frequently for a while there. 

On 10/7/2025 at 3:48 PM, tx 3 putt said:

police state 

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The great state of Texas is proud to announce the invention and soon-to-be-deployed technology known as Gaydar. Scientists at the Texas A&M Institute of Cold Fusion have perfected the apparatus.

your mom perfected my apparatus last night

 

What like less than 10% of public university operating expenses are funded by state revenue? How about they have less than 10% of the power and stay in their lane.
1 hour ago, tx 3 putt said:

Fucking aggy.

1 minute ago, Gap03 said:

Fucking aggy.

 

they all need to be neutered 

1 hour ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

well, fuck that guy

I bet several dudes have.

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