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Jester is a fragile bitch/2022 Uncommitted WR Evan Stewart

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Note to self: don’t complain about the mods. 

5 hours ago, Scholz said:

Heard a rumor Stewart was getting benched this week for lying about having Covid to get out of practice.  Not a good look if true.

Shit, all the Surly doctors will write an excuse note for him if he recommits

I faked a sore throat to get out of my SAT. We were playing SMU that day, and it was going to be televised. Priorities, people. 

Clicked on this thread thinking I would find some insight. Well… all I learned is that Evan is a pussy and Jester is a bitch. 

9 minutes ago, TenCarryTom said:

Clicked on this thread thinking I would find some insight. Well… all I learned is that Evan is a pussy and Jester is a bitch. 

 Better put some respect on my name.  It's fragile bitch, bitch.

25 minutes ago, TenCarryTom said:

Clicked on this thread thinking I would find some insight. Well… all I learned is that Evan is a pussy and Jester is a bitch. 


Only one of these things is true, though. Evan went for 200 yards + so I'll let you figure out which one it is.

19 hours ago, Leanderman said:

17-18 year old kids, like Stewart do a lot of foolish things they regret later in life. Somewhat like how kids commit to the gomers.

Demond Demas:

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8 hours ago, Tex Pete said:

Demond Demas:

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Aggy lock.

  • 3 weeks later...

He is opting out just to prep? Like a college player before the combine? I don't think I heard about an injury or suspension. WTH?

Just now, LOHorn said:

He is opting out just to prep? Like a college player before the combine? I don't think I heard about an injury or suspension. WTH?

Well he got suspended for a week before this, so it feels much more like a Jaydon Blue "You can't kick me out I quit" situation.

Just now, texifornia said:

Well he got suspended for a week before this, so it feels much more like a Jaydon Blue "You can't kick me out I quit" situation.

Ah, ok. That makes more sense.

I’m so old I remember when opting out was called quitting. But it’s the times we are in. And I’m still for recruiting him. Maybe it makes him miss it more as he sits and watches. Or if he really is a bad seed, they generally have a way of taking themselves out of the picture. It’s not like he’s a criminal and the upside is too high. 

25 minutes ago, Mitch Hedberg said:

I’m so old I remember when opting out was called quitting. But it’s the times we are in. And I’m still for recruiting him. Maybe it makes him miss it more as he sits and watches. Or if he really is a bad seed, they generally have a way of taking themselves out of the picture. It’s not like he’s a criminal and the upside is too high. 

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  • Popular Post

Steel Shank: "With that being said, I'd like to recommit to laying pipe. Please respect my decision. God bless."

Time to get a jumpstart on some of that NIL cash money. 

He can replace practice time with video shoots…

…and laying pipe. 
 

[I respect his decision.]

On 9/28/2021 at 1:10 PM, texifornia said:

Well he got suspended for a week before this, so it feels much more like a Jaydon Blue "You can't kick me out I quit" situation.

Any details on reason for suspension??

If so, please share...

2 hours ago, LTtxfan said:

Any details on reason for suspension??

If so, please share...

Houston radio this AM was reading off- the text line - failed drug test.  Thought it was kind of odd they'd put his shit on blast from a text line rumor, but that was the rumor.

First, I’m not trying to pass judgment or pigeonhole the kid, but I REALLY hope he has some positive influence in his life- Or at least finds some in his next journey.

After reading/following the Twitter thread between Marcus Washington’s Dad and CDC, even with a Dad like Mr. Washington, kids can fall through the cracks in life.  I hope this doesn’t happen to Evan. I hope there’s not someone in his ear feeding him the wrong messages. This kid has a TON of talent that could take him to wonderful places in life. I hope he gets to realize it. Be it at Texas or not…

Is he planning to enroll early? 

I know nothing (no shit?) but I’d wager a dollar to a donut that he’s not on track to graduate in December….which is pretty much a precursor to early enrollment.
3 hours ago, MirrOlure said:


I know nothing (no shit?) but I’d wager a dollar to a donut that he’s not on track to graduate in December….which is pretty much a precursor to early enrollment.

Tell us you're fat without telling us you're fat 

Just dropped out of school, gonna do home school thing to graduate. And probably make $ like Ewers.

14 minutes ago, Scholz said:

Just dropped out of school, gonna do home school thing to graduate. And probably make $ like Ewers.

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UIL needs to get a handle on NIL or this shit will get out of hand quickly.

Evan, come on over and I’ll toss in 10k for a fragile bitches line of clothing.  I get final say on design.   Because fragile bitch.

We’ll get some Pom girls involved. Things will be fun.

  • 2 months later...

Bumping this - Come home, Evan. Jimbo has petite feet.

24 minutes ago, Chuckie Finster said:

We need a petition for Evan.

Maybe after the Ewers thread we can all have smoothies for Evan.

4 minutes ago, Duane Moore said:

Maybe after the Ewers thread we can all have smoothies for Evan.

Salets

1 hour ago, conVINCEd said:

Salets

Chicken Fried Chicken

Every time this thread gets bumped between now and signing day, Jimbo drops another 100k on Stewart.

1 hour ago, Duane Moore said:

Maybe after the Ewers thread we can all have smoothies for Evan.

Beef STEWart. 

On 9/7/2021 at 9:19 PM, Gut Wagon said:

I faked a sore throat to get out of my SAT. We were playing SMU that day, and it was going to be televised. Priorities, people. 

Was it the day Stan Thomas got ejected for punching an SMU player in the nuts?

Someone needs to invent a Chicken Fried Steak smoothie.


So, I can get my alcohol fix while on a keto diet.

22 minutes ago, Ignatius said:

Was it the day Stan Thomas got ejected for punching an SMU player in the nuts?

It was the other way around. The SMU player punched Stan in the nuts on the opening kickoff (or perhaps the first play from scrimmage). I was at that game.

And it wasn’t televised. SMU was just coming back from the death penalty. The game was in the HS stadium on their campus. 

Edited by ImissWallyPryor

9 hours ago, ImissWallyPryor said:

It was the other way around. The SMU player punched Stan in the nuts on the opening kickoff (or perhaps the first play from scrimmage). I was at that game.

And it wasn’t televised. SMU was just coming back from the death penalty. The game was in the HS stadium on their campus. 

Ah yeah that’s right, Kenny Rhea punched Stan in the nuts and he got ejected for retaliating…1989 in Ownby Stadium.

If we don't get him, I hope we keep driving the cost up for Aggy.  Esp for a WR in Jimbo's offense.

53 minutes ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

If we don't get him, I hope we keep driving the cost up for Aggy.  Esp for a WR in Jimbo's offense.

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An OL anchored by 5-stars, an elite RB, Top level QB, and a flood of first-rate receivers running Sark's offense? 

Yum.

11 hours ago, ImissWallyPryor said:

It was the other way around. The SMU player punched Stan in the nuts on the opening kickoff (or perhaps the first play from scrimmage). I was at that game.

And it wasn’t televised. SMU was just coming back from the death penalty. The game was in the HS stadium on their campus. 

I was at that game by accident.  Brother and I went to watch the TX band walk in.  (We couldn't afford tickets.)  Some random woman there gave us 2 . . Right in the middle of the SMU student section.

We got ragged on all the way through the game.  (I was a soph ih HS; brother in MS.)  I just about got thrown out when the students started cheering and laughing when Tony Jones got injured on a punt return.  /csb

10 minutes ago, RomaVicta said:

An OL anchored by 5-stars, an elite RB, Top level QB, and a flood of first-rate receivers running Sark's offense? 

Yum.

The other name for that is the Alabama Offense when Sark was there.

An OL anchored by 5-stars, an elite RB, Top level QB, and a flood of first-rate receivers running Sark's offense? 
Yum.

What you did there, I see it!!!!
2 minutes ago, Beantown Express 2.0 said:

The other name for that is the Alabama Offense when Sark was there.

In that case, I don't want it. 

😄

5 minutes ago, RomaVicta said:

In that case, I don't want it. 

😄

Mac Jones at QB, Najee Harris at RB, Davonte Smith and Jalen Waddle at WR and Dickerson/Leatherwood/Neal on the O line.  We are on our way to building something like that at UT hopefully.

14 hours ago, Irieguy said:

Beef STEWart. 

You thought this would get a better reaction didn’t you?

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