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#701
Schlossnagle is such a fitting name for an aggy

Sounds medical. “After the patient was prepped and placed in a prone position, the Schlossnagle was inserted into the rectum and advanced as far as the Cecum.”
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#702

Will they be using an intra-abdominal schlossnagle?  I saw 20/20 last night. 

#703
9 hours ago, Sir Ulrich said:

Trying so hard to be like big brother. It will seem like a huge pull to the simpletons but we all know he could have been had by any TCU level school or higher. 

 

Billy has a point.

 

 

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#704
8 hours ago, texasstrong12 said:

Schloss better be ready for a grind in the first couple years. That's quite the rebuild. Dependent on the draft and transfer portal it sounds like only 1 position player could be returning next season. 

He said on the AAS podcast recently that he has no life outside of baseball.  Perfect fit for them.  

#705
8 minutes ago, ClubWhatever said:

He said on the AAS podcast recently that he has no life outside of baseball.  Perfect fit for them.  

College Station will be a great place to settle down.

#708
5 hours ago, Gatorubet said:


Sounds medical. “After the patient was prepped and placed in a prone position, the Schlossnagle was inserted into the rectum and advanced as far as the Cecum.”

Well, if you can think of a better way way to cure a case Vitas Gerulaitis, I 'm all ears. 

#709

Isn't that how you get Gerulaitis in the first place?  Letting the woman squirt into your ears?  

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#710
59 minutes ago, Machinator said:

 

Cheito really looks like his old man in that pic

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#712

Will ASU now have the grittiest, guttiest team in the country?  A team full of grinders who have no use for home runs, guys capable of playing multiple positions in the field, all poorly?

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#713
6 hours ago, Js1 said:

Wouldn't be much help either if Sean Allen ends up at Rice.  

I've heard he already turned them down. 

#714
1 minute ago, Da Fino said:

I've heard he already turned them down. 

When I posted that, they hadn't yet hired Cruz Jr. 

#723

No chance they passed on O’Sullivan. He either turned them down or they found a better coach. 
 

It is hilarious that aggy thought they made a big boy hire and hours later LSU might hire a guy with 3 titles. If you’re gonna break the bank go get somebody like O’Sullivan or Casey. 

#724
Just now, texasstrong12 said:

No chance they passed on O’Sullivan. He either turned them down or they found a better coach. 
 

It is hilarious that aggy thought they made a big boy hire and hours later LSU might hire a guy with 3 titles. If you’re gonna break the bank go get somebody like O’Sullivan or Casey. 

Yeah, that was a power move by LSU.

#725
58 minutes ago, Don Johnson said:

LSU passes on O'Sullivan due to supposed character issues.

Now going to hire the guy who played a pedophile.  

In what film? 

#726
2 hours ago, Don Johnson said:

LSU passes on O'Sullivan due to supposed character issues.

Now going to hire the guy who played a pedophile.  

Allegedly 

#728
11 hours ago, torre said:

  New kid on the block always attracts attention.

So does a trip to the CWS.  

#731

Tech down 2-11 to Stanford going into the Top of the 8th, so Tech has the trees right where they want them. 

#737
On 6/9/2021 at 4:04 PM, texasstrong12 said:

No chance they passed on O’Sullivan. He either turned them down or they found a better coach. 
 

It is hilarious that aggy thought they made a big boy hire and hours later LSU might hire a guy with 3 titles. If you’re gonna break the bank go get somebody like O’Sullivan or Casey. 

Aggy doesn’t really understand the concept of winning. It’s why they have one NC in football and celebrate 7-3 seasons with no quality wins. It’s why they hire coaches with no buyouts and celebrate weird shit. 

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10 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

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Pretty much looks like the kind of guy who I would expect not to be embarrassed to wear that shirt in public.  Jfc.

#743
14 hours ago, Js1 said:

 

his brother makes some of the best wine I've ever tasted and I've tasted a lot.  Also, I'm told by serious baseball people that Kirk Saarloos knows stuff about baseball.  

#745
11 hours ago, VirginiaLonghorn said:

In fairness, aggy success is defined in more ways than athletics …

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Who other than an Aggie didn't think that was going to fall over anyway.

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