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First real game of the Sark era, need to make a statement.

Fuck those ass holes

 

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4 hours ago, perfectchaos007 said:

Unlike Arky, ULaLa will be ranked when we play them.

Yes, this.  Which makes the OP a bit confused.

But, f Arkansas, certainly. 

Is this fuck Arkansas the state or the school?  I'm already in either way.

2 hours ago, Al_4_ISU said:

Trust me, don't sleep on the Coonasses.

Listen to this man!  He is pre-drunk!

Fayettenam in late summer will be glorious. 

13 hours ago, Zeus said:

First real game of the Sark era

How can you be a Texas fan that's been through the Cal/Maryland experience and still be overlooking a ranked matchup to start the season?

Fuck Arkansas. All they do is sell jams and jellies by the side of the road.

2 hours ago, texifornia said:

How can you be a Texas fan that's been through the Cal/Maryland experience and still be overlooking a ranked matchup to start the season?

Actually he'd probably be more scared of the unranked matchup.

5 hours ago, TexArcher said:

Is this fuck Arkansas the state or the school?  I'm already in either way.

Does it matter?  David Tennant Reaction GIF

 

 

2 hours ago, BornOrange said:

Fuck Arkansas. All they do is sell jams and jellies by the side of the road.

I wouldn’t drive through Arkansas if they are giving away free pussy in the side of the road. 

41 minutes ago, deadshank said:

I wouldn’t drive through Arkansas if they are giving away free pussy in the side of the road. 


 

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3 hours ago, BornOrange said:

Fuck Arkansas. All they do is sell jams and jellies by the side of the road.

Hook’em, Darrell. 🤘 

1 hour ago, deadshank said:

I wouldn’t drive through Arkansas if they are giving away free pussy in the side of the road. 

It's an old meme, but it checks out.

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Probably back around 2010, a Razorback fan was arguing with me, blaming the series postponement on us. Apparently, that was the bullshit story they were pushing on their fan sites. When the postponement happened, the stories all talked about it, but I couldn’t find them at the time I was having this discussion. Let’s make sure the truth about them pussing out is preserved. 
 

https://www.espn.com/college-football/news/story?id=3330531

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AUSTIN, Texas -- Arkansas is bumping Texas from its 2009 schedule so that the Razorbacks can play Texas A&M in the start of a new series with the Aggies.

The Longhorns and Razorbacks, set to meet Sept. 13 in Austin, announced Friday that their postponed game in Fayetteville might not be rescheduled until 2013 or later.

Arkansas athletic director Jeff Long said that adding Texas A&M to its 2009 schedule gave the Razorbacks 13 games, forcing the school to remove one from its nonconference schedule.

"While it is unfortunate that we will have to postpone the return game in the Texas series, we felt that it was important to seize the window of opportunity to secure a long-term series with Texas A&M," Long said.

Texas holds a 55-21 advantage in matchups with the Razorbacks. The first meeting was in 1894.

Fuck Arkansas. 

On 2/21/2021 at 8:34 AM, TexArcher said:

Is this fuck Arkansas the state or the school?  I'm already in either way.

Maybe OP's sister was named after the character in the movie True Romance, but they just fucked it up.

On 2/21/2021 at 12:14 PM, texifornia said:

How can you be a Texas fan that's been through the Cal/Maryland experience and still be overlooking a ranked matchup to start the season?

Exactly. "First real game" is how we lose to Maryland TWICE!

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On 2/21/2021 at 1:38 PM, BornOrange said:

Fuck Arkansas. All they do is sell jams and jellies by the side of the road.

And meth. That's probably half the state's economy.

On 2/20/2021 at 10:38 PM, Zeus said:

First real game of the Sark era

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14 hours ago, gmr548 said:

Excuse Me Reaction GIF by Mashable

 

I'm not reading this thread, but I approve of the title.

On 2/20/2021 at 10:38 PM, Zeus said:

First real game of the Sark era, need to make a statement.

Fuck those ass holes

 

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Jake From State Farm GIFs | Tenor

What do a divorce in Arkansas and a tornado in Arkansas have in common?

 

Either way, someone loses a trailer. 

 

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