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  • misinformation above, misinformation above!! Penelope - you've been one hundred percent wrong on everything and your 'neg button' won't change that. When does this catch a 'ban?' Where

  • MaybeACoordinator
    MaybeACoordinator

    LOL at the idea this site is "heavily moderated." The mods attempt to keep politics to the CR. That is all. If you report posts to them that blatantly violate that rule, they take action of they find

  • 4doorsMoreWhores
    4doorsMoreWhores

    Cut her some slack, bro. She probably doesn't get much male attention. 

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#802
17 minutes ago, Cheeseweasel said:

I'm sure I've negged a few people on the football board for being Aggy. This is just a sickness here thought:

 

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I failed to notice PW claiming "It's a bully move. They get off on it." 

#803
18 minutes ago, Cheeseweasel said:

I'm sure I've negged a few people on the football board for being Aggy. This is just a sickness here thought:

 

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LOL, ok.  I neg rather than engaging with stupidity.  You have 20k posts vs. my 7k.  You engage with stupidity.  I flip them off and move the fuck on.  

aint nobody got time for that GIF

Also, what kind of fucking snowflake are you that negging a post on a message board is fucking bullying?

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#804

You do you. I love this board & 99% of it makes my laugh/brings me joy. 1% of the people are a little too high strung for me, so I avoid them. 

 

#805
On 4/12/2022 at 1:51 PM, Cheeseweasel said:

1% of the people are a little too high strung for me, so I avoid them. 

No you don’t. You bitch, whine and moan about them.

#806
Just now, Fudge Nuggets said:

No you don’t. You bitch, whine and moan about them.

THE FUCK I DO!!!!  You're always picking on me!! (tears)

#807

So, can we finally get rid of @Immaculate Vibes?!?  This is GRUHorn, and he has been crowdsourced at least 2-3 times for trolling, misinformation, and just being a piss poor poster.  Not going to start another thread, but we have gotten there before, then he was propped up my the Trumpies that still post here.

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#808
On 4/18/2022 at 3:45 PM, PenelopeWitherspoon said:

So, can we finally get rid of @Immaculate Vibes?!?  This is GRUHorn, and he has been crowdsourced at least 2-3 times for trolling, misinformation, and just being a piss poor poster.  Not going to start another thread, but we have gotten there before, then he was propped up my the Trumpies that still post here.

Banning him is really important to you.  

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#809
On 4/18/2022 at 3:45 PM, PenelopeWitherspoon said:

So, can we finally get rid of @Immaculate Vibes?!?  This is GRUHorn, and he has been crowdsourced at least 2-3 times for trolling, misinformation, and just being a piss poor poster.  Not going to start another thread, but we have gotten there before, then he was propped up my the Trumpies that still post here.

I am so sorry that this is happening to you.

#810
On 4/18/2022 at 3:45 PM, PenelopeWitherspoon said:

So, can we finally get rid of @Immaculate Vibes?!?  This is GRUHorn, and he has been crowdsourced at least 2-3 times for trolling, misinformation, and just being a piss poor poster.  Not going to start another thread, but we have gotten there before, then he was propped up my the Trumpies that still post here.

 

15 hours ago, Johnny Sack said:

Banning him is really important to you.  

 

14 hours ago, DalTxHornFan said:

I am so sorry that this is happening to you.

B23-C69-DE-6-F76-4561-91-E7-9-F411559-D6

 

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#813
6 minutes ago, CowboyFred said:

who the fuck is 4doorsmorewhores who just negs every post that doesn’t suck gqp dick?

Huh, I thought it was just me lol.

Isn't he the reincarnation of immortal13?

#819
1 hour ago, StassneyHorn said:

I don't remember any history with 4doors but I'm getting the drive by treatment.

You're a dirty fucking lib with the gall to express your opinion. That'll do for him.

#820
20 hours ago, CowboyFred said:

And like clockwork the bitchass pussy comes by and negs my post 😂😂

you’re a pussy 4 doors and you know it

He's a fragile little pussy.

#821
18 hours ago, StassneyHorn said:

I don't remember any history with 4doors but I'm getting the drive by treatment.

He wanted to be more creative than @immortal14. That is who you are dealing with. 

  • 3 months later...
#823

Yeah YGIFS needs to slow his roll.  I have a lot of sympathy for him given his situation from the alcoholics thread, but then to strut into CR going all Beaker on us…

#824

Violence from certain Trumpers will be visited upon people like me.  But posting about it, yeah...I'm the asshole.  Have me banned dude.  I got threats this morning and I can't handle that shit right now given my other shit (not from anybody on here for the record, but in real life---was just venting).  It's starting.  Sorry for posting a few crass things but your fucking sensitivity.  My god man.  

#826
3 minutes ago, Homercles said:

Who threatened you?

A political operator in real life.  A mutual friend of me and a slightly less unhinged poster on here.  It was just more than I could handle today.  I brush up against some shady people in real life and I have no actual attachment to that party, but the guy knows I know some people and know some shit and I went off on a VM of a prominent political guy he works with.  And between that, my other issue, and the news that came out today about their god-king...he being as frustrated as I am with real life right now...we had it out and he got fucking weird.  Like me on this site...but only for real.  long story.  Just bad timing,  Sorry.  

#827
45 minutes ago, YGIFS said:

A political operator in real life.  A mutual friend of me and a slightly less unhinged poster on here.  It was just more than I could handle today.  I brush up against some shady people in real life and I have no actual attachment to that party, but the guy knows I know some people and know some shit and I went off on a VM of a prominent political guy he works with.  And between that, my other issue, and the news that came out today about their god-king...he being as frustrated as I am with real life right now...we had it out and he got fucking weird.  Like me on this site...but only for real.  long story.  Just bad timing,  Sorry.  

Dude, if you can handle a little critical feed back, read on, otherwise skip my post. Your CR posts are not well crafted, and the perspective you claim on this board is shrouded there.
 

You feel endangered by the new/deep right? DM @clapclapclap, he will talk you down.

#828

Not endangered.  Just a guy who works with Cruz and Abbott who threatened to out my attempt at alcohol recovery to a whole slew of people if I kept on talking shit on Trump publicly and to political donors in this guy's network.  The news today got them in a very private, but very furious frenzy.  They are way more panicked than they are letting on.  Also, in addition to that, plus, and with those items...comes my bullshit I'm working through.  Not great timing, I admit.  Then again, in my darkest hours I only made some ill-timed phone calls to some political people...not like I blacked out and stole classified documents.  Shit, I don't think I did.  

Yeah, I cracked wise about some Trumpers going bye-bye forever.  I'm the asshole, have me banned.  You have no idea what these people have planned next.  Imagine BrisketTexan's worst ledgemares.  They're winding people up on purpose.  

#829
1 hour ago, YGIFS said:

Not endangered.  Just a guy who works with Cruz and Abbott who threatened to out my attempt at alcohol recovery to a whole slew of people if I kept on talking shit on Trump publicly and to political donors in this guy's network.  The news today got them in a very private, but very furious frenzy.  They are way more panicked than they are letting on.  Also, in addition to that, plus, and with those items...comes my bullshit I'm working through.  Not great timing, I admit.  Then again, in my darkest hours I only made some ill-timed phone calls to some political people...not like I blacked out and stole classified documents.  Shit, I don't think I did.  

Yeah, I cracked wise about some Trumpers going bye-bye forever.  I'm the asshole, have me banned.  You have no idea what these people have planned next.  Imagine BrisketTexan's worst ledgemares.  They're winding people up on purpose.  

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relax man, it's all ball bearings 

#830

Man, on a truly shitty day in real life...you are bringing the light.  Have some rep and lemme buy you a 0.5% beer some day soon...

#831
4 hours ago, YGIFS said:

Not endangered.  Just a guy who works with Cruz and Abbott who threatened to out my attempt at alcohol recovery to a whole slew of people if I kept on talking shit on Trump publicly and to political donors in this guy's network.  The news today got them in a very private, but very furious frenzy.  They are way more panicked than they are letting on.  Also, in addition to that, plus, and with those items...comes my bullshit I'm working through.  Not great timing, I admit.  Then again, in my darkest hours I only made some ill-timed phone calls to some political people...not like I blacked out and stole classified documents.  Shit, I don't think I did.  

Yeah, I cracked wise about some Trumpers going bye-bye forever.  I'm the asshole, have me banned.  You have no idea what these people have planned next.  Imagine BrisketTexan's worst ledgemares.  They're winding people up on purpose.  

Thanks.

Best wishes on your complete recovery.

#832
On 8/26/2022 at 4:41 PM, YGIFS said:

Violence from certain Trumpers will be visited upon people like me.  But posting about it, yeah...I'm the asshole.  Have me banned dude.  I got threats this morning and I can't handle that shit right now given my other shit (not from anybody on here for the record, but in real life---was just venting).  It's starting.  Sorry for posting a few crass things but your fucking sensitivity.  My god man.  

 

On 8/26/2022 at 5:50 PM, YGIFS said:

Not endangered.  Just a guy who works with Cruz and Abbott who threatened to out my attempt at alcohol recovery to a whole slew of people if I kept on talking shit on Trump publicly and to political donors in this guy's network.  The news today got them in a very private, but very furious frenzy.  They are way more panicked than they are letting on.  Also, in addition to that, plus, and with those items...comes my bullshit I'm working through.  Not great timing, I admit.  Then again, in my darkest hours I only made some ill-timed phone calls to some political people...not like I blacked out and stole classified documents.  Shit, I don't think I did.  

Yeah, I cracked wise about some Trumpers going bye-bye forever.  I'm the asshole, have me banned.  You have no idea what these people have planned next.  Imagine BrisketTexan's worst ledgemares.  They're winding people up on purpose.  

Werent you the one boasting about calling real world people about the Dallas lady to try to make things difficult for her?  

#833

Yeah, but she’s a felon.  I guess If you think that’s the same as being in recovery from a disease, more power to ya.  Yeah, we paid some some canteen accounts to fuck with Jenna.  But I was sick way before that.  Super cathartic though.  Your sense of relativism is fucking fascinating though.  

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#834

I figure this is the place to pose my question, which is the product of the DT thread, Followers of Christ. My question is if spoilering the following tweet, and VIDEO (watch the video!) in that DT thread is in keeping with Surly rules?.

 

Because I fucking hate the evil committed upon Christianity by the godless hypocrisy.

 

 

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#835
10 hours ago, Willfully Horn said:

I figure this is the place to pose my question, which is the product of the DT thread, Followers of Christ. My question is if spoilering the following tweet, and VIDEO (watch the video!) in that DT thread is in keeping with Surly rules?.

 

Because I fucking hate the evil committed upon Christianity by the godless hypocrisy.

 

 

Context is everything but I don’t know why that’d be against the rules, in a vacuum. In fact, it seems the appropriate thread to do it. I’m not sure about a few points the guy made, but he is at the very least largely correct about Christ himself and 100% correct on the biggest threat to Christianity. We aren’t living in times of peril like the early Roman Empire, or even the Crusades.

2000s era Americans are very much the equivalent of Pharisees during Christ’s time, but probably worse. I’d say we’re at a low point, but at least we’re not burned at the stake or beheaded like we did - also to each other - somewhat routinely 500 years ago and even up to 300 years ago. 

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#836
On 4/19/2022 at 10:23 PM, Johnny Sack said:

Banning him is really important to you.  

She's the Tonya Harding of Surly

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#837
On 10/18/2022 at 3:21 PM, Cornpop said:

She's the Tonya Harding of Surly

Does that make Hugo the fat guy with the pipe?

#838
7 hours ago, Gatorubet said:

Does that make Hugo the fat guy with the pipe?

There are a lot of Giloolys around CR

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#844

How many active posters are there in CR? Is it like Twitter where 10% of users create 90% of the content?

#845
On 11/14/2022 at 4:46 PM, Buzzrock said:

How many active posters are there in CR? Is it like Twitter where 10% of users create 90% of the content?

You have to be a complete loser to spend any time posting about politics online.  

#846
54 minutes ago, Frank Drebin said:

You have to be a complete loser to spend any time posting online.  

FIFY. I don't think anyone posting here can judge others.

#847
33 minutes ago, royiv said:

FIFY. I don't think anyone posting here can judge others.

I see a significant difference in posting about football, hunting and bbq as opposed to arguing about politics with strangers. I’m guessing you’re one of the ones who posts about politics here.  

#848
7 minutes ago, Frank Drebin said:

I see a significant difference in posting about football, hunting and bbq as opposed to arguing about politics with strangers. I’m guessing you’re one of the ones who posts about politics here.  

I'm guessing you don't have much of a sense of humor.

#849
9 hours ago, Frank Drebin said:

You have to be a complete loser to spend any time posting about politics online.  

yet here you are

#850
13 hours ago, Frank Drebin said:

I see a significant difference in arguing about football with strangers as opposed to arguing about politics with strangers. 

How so?

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