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I've been gone for a bit and what's the tl;dr for surly?

I've read about Mrs Frosty kicking Frosty out, all the carnage, and oof, all the t's and p's.

 

and NowThis...

The Sugar Baby thread has tremendous potential.  

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7 minutes ago, Sbbruin said:

The Sugar Baby thread has tremendous potential.  

That thread gave me ideas as I perused it last night.  I've got a birthday coming up. 

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That's a big ass nope, sunshine - I bet you voted for fitlump

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2 minutes ago, luke duke said:

What’s up Doc?

oh you know, living it up here in Denver

1 hour ago, Doc Holliday said:

oh you know, living it up here in Denver

Sup treebeard.

Surly plastic navy update.

This year fucking sucked. 1 trip in 12 months. SnowDog does some drive by to talk chili once every 6 months or to yell at truckers on the trucking thread, otherwise is MIA (who also has been MIA from plastic navy trips). 

 

Fuck.

 

I started browsing again when Sark was hired and have tried to catch up on certain new jokes. I saw the NowThis thing. I’ll be following this thread in case I missed anything good. Sup Doc


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49 minutes ago, UnivTex34 said:

Sup treebeard.

Surly plastic navy update.

This year fucking sucked. 1 trip in 12 months. SnowDog does some drive by to talk chili once every 6 months or to yell at truckers on the trucking thread, otherwise is MIA (who also has been MIA from plastic navy trips). 

 

Fuck.

 

I miss the floats.  It hit me hard this summer.  Tubing is still fun and not the same. 

Just picked up a free viking kayaks sticker the other day.  That boat is now fully pimped out for fishing and does well on lake Texoma.

PS - congrats! 🙂

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17 minutes ago, swonie said:

I started browsing again when Sark was hired and have tried to catch up on certain new jokes. I saw the NowThis thing. I’ll be following this thread in case I missed anything good. Sup Doc


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Swonie! I'll be looking into the now this thing as I have zero clue.

22 minutes ago, Doc Holliday said:

Swonie! I'll be looking into the now this thing as I have zero clue.

Start by looking behind you. 

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Just now, Prepuce of Doom said:

Start by looking behind you. 

ain't my thing and playa you do you

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49 minutes ago, swonie said:

I started browsing again when Sark was hired and have tried to catch up on certain new jokes. I saw the NowThis thing. I’ll be following this thread in case I missed anything good. Sup Doc


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sup swonie

sup swonie

What’s up man. It’s good and probably bad to be back


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51 minutes ago, Doc Holliday said:

I miss the floats.  It hit me hard this summer.  Tubing is still fun and not the same. 

Just picked up a free viking kayaks sticker the other day.  That boat is now fully pimped out for fishing and does well on lake Texoma.

PS - congrats! 🙂

At least your phone is dry?

15 minutes ago, swonie said:


What’s up man. It’s good and probably bad to be back


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more of the latter than the former to be sure

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28 minutes ago, UnivTex34 said:

At least your phone is dry?

Bwahaha.  I have to get my good phone fixed.  I'm on my old s8.  

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1 minute ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Wtf is up with the reunion on here?  Waiting on wix, trumpy, and sax. 

👀

11 minutes ago, Doc Holliday said:

Bwahaha.  I have to get my good phone fixed.  I'm on my old s8.  

Good to know things haven’t changed…

4 hours ago, Doc Holliday said:

I've been gone for a bit and what's the tl;dr for surly?

I've read about Mrs Frosty kicking Frosty out, all the carnage, and oof, all the t's and p's.

 

Everyone still fucks South Austin’s mom

Theres a lot more pegging. I too miss kayaking. Wish Luna liked water.

Vic Mackey is still the beast master. Derka has 5 socks. not sure who. Chad Briscoe still has 2 butt holes.

 

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11 minutes ago, MissingInAction said:

Theres a lot more pegging. I too miss kayaking. Wish Luna liked water.

Vic Mackey is still the beast master. Derka has 5 socks. not sure who. Chad Briscoe still has 2 butt holes.

Oh this reminds me about pampa chick.  Goodness gracious. 

6 hours ago, Longhornstampede said:

What is the Mrs Frosty thing please?

Yea, What's up with that?  I feel so out of the loop.

I need to apologize again for revealing your identity to non-Illuminati members that day at Giddy-ups.  It's weighed heavily on my conscience. 

16 hours ago, wd40 said:

and NowThis...

I'm almost ashamed to admit this but I have still have no idea what and NowThis is. 

Should I know?

 

4 minutes ago, Davis Lane said:

I'm almost ashamed to admit this but I have still have no idea what and NowThis is. 

Should I know?

 

He posted a link in the Kobe thread but must have copied from wrong tab so it was a pegging video from besthugecocks.com or something like that. And was never heard from again.

4 minutes ago, PantsTent said:

He posted a link in the Kobe thread but must have copied from wrong tab so it was a pegging video from besthugecocks.com or something like that. And was never heard from again.

Oh yeah!!!!

Someone posted an anniversary thread about that as well.

Thanks!

17 hours ago, Doc Holliday said:

I've been gone for a bit and what's the tl;dr for surly?

I've read about Mrs Frosty kicking Frosty out, all the carnage, and oof, all the t's and p's.

 

op si llits yag

Don't forget about when that dipshit @Junior Miller went completely unhinged in the "I think I may have Covid 19" thread and disappeared for 9 months, only to return on NYE for a shitastic attempt at trolling.  

My favorite thread the last year has got to be the great american road trip

20 hours ago, Trey3216 said:

Don't forget about when that dipshit @Junior Miller went completely unhinged in the "I think I may have Covid 19" thread and disappeared for 9 months, only to return on NYE for a shitastic attempt at trolling.  

unhinged? he threatened to murder his wife and then he left the country.

Raydog either died from the Covid or was stabbed by one of his sugartweens and left for dead in a Manila alley.

2 hours ago, Armybrat said:

Raydog either died from the Covid or was stabbed by one of his sugartweens and left for dead in a Manila alley.

Erotic play gone wrong 

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So the influence of batshit assholery is still strong, I see.

I'm in PT still and miss softball.  played in one tourney last summer and it was glorious.

hi @Judge Roybeanbag we should catch up soon.  i'm hopeful nothing major in the fam has gone down.

16 hours ago, blacklab said:

Holy shit.

Swonie and Doc?

Let's get the softball team back together.

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32 minutes ago, Doc Holliday said:

So the influence of batshit assholery is still strong, I see.

I'm in PT still and miss softball.  played in one tourney last summer and it was glorious.

hi @Judge Roybeanbag we should catch up soon.  i'm hopeful nothing major in the fam has gone down.

Ha depends on what you mean by "major".  My old man kicked the bucket in 2019, thankfully before COVID hit, because that would have been a nightmare.  I'm now a grandpa.  Other than that the wife and kids are all doing great and I still have the same good job.  Just been doing it from home for a year.  Glad you ended up in CO, it seems like it fits you well.

My only real complaint is fishing trips were non-existent last year, between the pandemic, storms etc.  I made it to the coast exactly once.  Hope that changes this year.

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