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Try it. Type in xxx covid cases and hit search.

Wut 

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I got that after the 5th or 6th one as well. What you got before was amazing wasn't it?

If it’s scat porn and you’re searching in the address bar, are you sure a new page loaded?

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If it’s scat porn and you’re searching in the address bar, are you sure a new page loaded?
Still waiting to load. Also, "xxx new cases" works as well.
30 minutes ago, markstanco said:
44 minutes ago, elfenix said:
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I got that after the 5th or 6th one as well. What you got before was amazing wasn't it?

That's the first result. 

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I dont understand what is happening.  Am I too smart?

49 minutes ago, markstanco said:

I got that after the 5th or 6th one as well. What you got before was amazing wasn't it?

that was the very first thing i got. 

40 minutes ago, Dahobbs said:

This is you being really dumb, isn't it? 

https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/google-any-3-digits-new-cases/

Lol from July. Way to be current with your nuttery, stanco.  Are you the new ttom?

edit:  and you butchered the conspiracy. The snopes thing says you type in xxx NEW cases not covid cases, and the idea is that without prompting, google shows you covid case results.  But of course that’s to be expected since there would be so many recent covid case stories being put online. 

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I dont understand what is happening.  Am I too smart?

Too smart to fall for a dumb conspiracy theory from 7 months ago?

Probably.

Big brain energy stuff

I typed in xxx as instructed, and ended up on porn hub “mask porn”. Am I doing this right?

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poor thing . . . 

13 imagens que definem o estado emocional de quem passa por um TCC

We have all been there.*

Spoiler

* That's a lie, but I have been there.

 

8 hours ago, markstanco said:

 

Try it. Type in xxx covid cases and hit search.

 

Dumbass.

Mom??

markstanco, when he wakes up: "Haha. Just the kind of response I'd expect from the liberal cabal.  Why are y'all so intolerant of people with a different viewpoint?"

markstanco, later in DTs thread: "Oh, yeah.  I went to the CR.  It's a tough racket."

Oh man, @markstanco, this is looking like some cringe-level stupid on your part. I hope, for your sake, you've got some alternate explanation for what got you all riled up and excited.

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I remember this being a big deal on texags 

1) Go to Google maps

2) Type in xxx main street

3) Something will pop up every time 60% of the time

I don’t get it

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It’s really not any stupider than still being a republican

16 minutes ago, Sawbonz said:

I don’t get it

I think the theory is that it is some sort of amazing coincidence or conspiracy that if you type in a three digit number and "cases," google will return hits a) dealing with COVID and b) returning that number (on some day where some place reported that number of cases).

Which, if you have the most basic understanding of search engine algorithms, makes perfect sense.

I knew how this thread was going to go before I even clicked on it. 

25 minutes ago, Celery Man said:

It’s really not any stupider than still being a republican

I hear this will be the featured CPAC event presentation 

19 minutes ago, Js1 said:

I hear this will be the featured CPAC event presentation 

There is a greater than zero chance this is true.

More of this please @markstanco. Since @DenverHorn slinked away in shame when the pedophile Democrats weren't mass-incarcerated on inauguration day and @TtomTerrific hunkered down in his school bus bunker until 2025, we've really been missing the "batshit insane weirdo" voice in our conversations. Thanks for making us whole again. Tell us more.

10 hours ago, markstanco said:

 

Try it. Type in xxx covid cases and hit search.

 

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1 hour ago, Js1 said:

I hear this will be the featured CPAC event presentation 

True Story. right after the co-main event "Jews, do they really exist?"

In on page 1!

Do I also need to explain why www.antifa.com points to a certain server?

 

In this conspiracy (?) world, what should google return instead of whatever it returned? Basically, if this is amazing, what would be the non-amazing result?

Also, since this seems to be the appropriate place, why is it so hard to get to various league standings on ESPN.com on a computer? It’s easy on my phone, but the computer version of the website is so hard to navigate.

I’ll be back with more questions as things float through my brain. This thread is a real service to our community.

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2 hours ago, TwiceHorn said:

I think the theory is that it is some sort of amazing coincidence or conspiracy that if you type in a three digit number and "cases," google will return hits a) dealing with COVID and b) returning that number (on some day where some place reported that number of cases).

Which, if you have the most basic understanding of search engine algorithms, makes perfect sense.

Or the most basic understanding of probability. Or math. Or numbers. 

It legit unsettles me for our species that people as dumb as @markstanco are allowed to procreate. 

I've seen some stupid shit posted here; hell, much of it by me.  But, damn, this is really, really fucking stupid.  Like IQ of 80 stupid. 

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