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OP was posting this morning on the football board. Why hasn't he come back to explain to us why we're all so dumb?!

I don't really keep tabs on posters, but for some reason I've always thought of markstanco as one of the biggest dumbfucks on the Politics board. 

Confirmed. 

 

 

 

BTW 00x gets me nothing relevant. What do you have to say about that OP? 

23 minutes ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

I've seen some stupid shit posted here; hell, much of it by me.  But, damn, this is really, really fucking stupid.  Like IQ of 80 stupid. 

Have you read any of TTom’s posts?  He is either dumb as shit or pant-shitting hobo crazy.

Have you read any of TTom’s posts?  He is either dumb as shit or pant-shitting hobo crazy.

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40 minutes ago, Hank Kingsley said:

I don't really keep tabs on posters, but for some reason I've always thought of markstanco as one of the biggest dumbfucks on the Politics board. 

Confirmed. 

 

 

 

It’s not just the politics board

12 hours ago, markstanco said:

 

Try it. Type in xxx covid cases and hit search.

 

are you serious?

jesus fucking christ what a fucking idiot.

what is especially awesome about dumbshits like this is that they will now go to the football board and daily texan board and cry about the evil cabal's reaction here to the posting of a dumbfuck hoax and refer to it as an echo chamber with a delusional sense of superiority because literate people who aren't lowest common denominator morons echoed the response that the fwd:fwd:fwd'ing of hoaxes designed for idiots is silly.

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it works on duck duck go!  it has to be real.

OP is probably AMAZED when 2 of 7billion people on the planet have the same birthday.  what are the odds?

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6 minutes ago, gyroprotagonist said:

it works on duck duck go!  it has to be real.

OP is probably AMAZED when 2 of 7billion people on the planet have the same birthday.  what are the odds?

i share a birthday with eva green...and i like vesper martinis.  unpossible.

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21 minutes ago, sidis said:

are you serious?

jesus fucking christ what a fucking idiot.

what is especially awesome about dumbshits like this is that they will now go to the football board and daily texan board and cry about the evil cabal's reaction here to the posting of a dumbfuck hoax and refer to it as an echo chamber with a delusional sense of superiority because literate people who aren't lowest common denominator morons echoed the response that the fwd:fwd:fwd'ing of hoaxes designed for idiots is silly.

We're just sheeple parroting the lamestream media, man. 

Snopes seems to concur with everyone on this thread. Well, except OP.

'In all honesty, we had trouble following the logic of this false rumor.

Those spreading these “mind blowing” search results also appeared a little unsure of what it meant. Most of the posts we encountered did not lay out any specific claims or accusations. Rather, these messages contained vague statements about how the world was being “played.” As best we can tell, the idea is that the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC) (or, possibly, some shadowy group of elites, George Soros, or another frequently invoked boogeyman) were gaming search results in order to inundate the population with coronavirus content and convince everyone that this “hoax” was in fact a real problem.'

He’s not alone.  Look at all the likes he got from his hot takes on covid in the ‘sooner dumbass starts fight with wrestler’ thread. 

I've had dumbass trumpers tell me that snopes is a lib site and not a valid fact check. In fact, they say, all fact check sites are lib, fake news sites. 

Nonsense like that is a critical component of keeping their alternate reality propped up. 

I did it and all I see is that Craig James apparently killed 5 hookers?

9 minutes ago, Hookah Horns said:

I've had dumbass trumpers tell me that snopes is a lib site and not a valid fact check. In fact, they say, all fact check sites are lib, fake news sites. 

Nonsense like that is a critical component of keeping their alternate reality propped up. 

I've told this story before, but my mom used to send me the FW:FW:FW: emails.  I started hitting reply all and inserting the Snopes article to help my older relatives better discern the facts of a situation, and I'd even write my own response to go with it.  I only did it 3 times.  I only did it 3 times not because they started coming back to reality, but instead because they didn't want to be told they were wrong, so she quit including me.  My biggest concern is that we are living with a bunch of people who have completely checked out from reality and are just not open to coming back, and that those people are going to take this view of needing a revolution and starting a civil war over a bunch of shit that is completely not true.  I have no idea how we're going to avoid this eventuality, but I know if we don't figure it out, it's coming.

2 minutes ago, NameAlreadyInUse said:

My biggest concern is that we are living with a bunch of people who have completely checked out from reality and are just not open to coming back, and that those people are going to take this view of needing a revolution and starting a civil war over a bunch of shit that is completely not true. 

100% this.

I had a brief moment after the Capitol riot... maybe a fair % of Republicans are going to come back to a fact-based reality.  I thought surely an attempted coup right here in America would be the event that caused the schism between reasonable people who want small government and the lunatics whose political beliefs consist essentially of fairy tales (birthers, Seth Rich, Dominion voting machines, Obama's death panels, laboratory-manufactured viruses, fake pandemics, Hunter Biden's laptop, etc.).   Nope.

  

 

5 hours ago, wildcat09 said:

Well this is embarrassing.

 

2 hours ago, hayden_horn said:

this guy is going to go full @NowThis

it's stunning how stupid people can be.

Stanco isn't embarrassed, and he isn't going to go @NowThis. What you don't realize is that @markstanco thinks he won. He dropped a bomb, showed us libtards how dumb we are, and now he is moving on. He has done this multiple times, including a great one (I think in one of the many Trump threads) where he explicitly puffed his chest out and dared anyone to respond. When people did he completely ignored it and again claimed victory over in DT. 

The only thing left is for him to drop in thread in Board Discussion explaining how he is done with the CR, but that takes a lack of self-awareness that only the truly vapid Ohioans can reach.

Stanco has a ton of great pillows for sale, too.  Bought them from some guy who claimed they are the greatest pillow ever and he got them for 10% off! 

Imagine thinking that this "curiousity" was worthy of starting a new thread in the Cloak Room.  Now imagine posting it around that same time that the US just passed 500k Covid deaths.  Stanco is still fucking that it's-a-hoax chicken.

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this guy is going to go full [mention=3609]NowThis[/mention]
it's stunning how stupid people can be.
He's not that self aware

I dunno guys, he might be on to something. I just tried the same thing but instead of "covid cases" i typed in "basketball" after the three digits. No matter how many combinations I tried, Google always had results.

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Stanco simply doesn't posses the desire or possibly the capacity for critical thought. he will just stumble through life believing idiotic bullshit he reads on facebook, parlor etc.... because he's incapable of pausing for just one second and asking himself "Does this actually make any sense?" or "Why is this?". He has no interest in challenging information that reinforces his world view.  Instead, his reaction is to immediately post on Surly to show the libs just how fucking stupid he is. MAGA! 

And that is issue we face as a country. Buy stock in Brawndo folks, the death spiral cant be stopped. 

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2 hours ago, Goredho said:

I did it and all I see is that Craig James apparently killed 5 hookers?

It's 2021 and @markstancostill doesn't know how search engine optimization works.

1 hour ago, Foosters said:

I dunno guys, he might be on to something. I just tried the same thing but instead of "covid cases" i typed in "basketball" after the three digits. No matter how many combinations I tried, Google always had results.

 


Me, too! Same thing.  I'd type it in and lesbian midget porn kept coming up in the results. I have no idea why.

The stupidest part of this is that OP couldn’t even get the damn instructions right on how to unlock the secret google clue. 
 

I always like how the globalists leave Easter eggs for dedicated googlers to decode the truth. 

2 minutes ago, 956 Worldwide said:

I always like how the globalists leave Easter eggs for dedicated googlers to decode the truth. 

Are conspiracy theories the truth? - Secret Cee

3 hours ago, Serak The Preparer said:

 

Stanco isn't embarrassed, and he isn't going to go @NowThis. What you don't realize is that @markstanco thinks he won. He dropped a bomb, showed us libtards how dumb we are, and now he is moving on. He has done this multiple times, including a great one (I think in one of the many Trump threads) where he explicitly puffed his chest out and dared anyone to respond. When people did he completely ignored it and again claimed victory over in DT. 

The only thing left is for him to drop in thread in Board Discussion explaining how he is done with the CR, but that takes a lack of self-awareness that only the truly vapid Ohioans can reach.

Can someone hook me up with cliffs or linkage re: the @NowThis incident(s)? 

7 minutes ago, Hookah Horns said:

Can someone hook me up with cliffs or linkage re: the @NowThis incident(s)? 

in the kobe thread (rip) @NowThis tried to link to some news but posted a pegging link instead

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3 minutes ago, Hookah Horns said:

Can someone hook me up with cliffs or linkage re: the @NowThis incident(s)? 

hmm, would have pegged you for someone with a bit more awareness.

1 minute ago, elfenix said:

in the kobe thread (rip) @nowthis tried to link to some news but posted a pegging link instead

Could happen to anyone.

What was his tack from there? 

1 minute ago, Hookah Horns said:

Could happen to anyone.

What was his tack from there? 

that was his last post.

4 minutes ago, Hookah Horns said:

Could happen to anyone.

What was his tack from there? 

disappeared like keyser soze.

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1 minute ago, Hookah Horns said:

Could happen to anyone.

What was his tack from there? 

He posted this:

And that was his last post.

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7 minutes ago, Blotto said:

disappeared like keyser soze.

Good job on the spoiler and accuracy fix there. 

Have you read any of TTom’s posts?  He is either dumb as shit or pant-shitting hobo crazy.
The latter. I pray for that guy. About a decade ago I knew him IRL and he wasn't nearly as far off the rails.

Wow Stanco is about as good at pwning the libs as he is at securing his IT infrastructure.

wait is he the guy who kept clicking the phishing links at work?

7 minutes ago, Continental Op said:

Wow Stanco is about as good at pwning the libs as he is at securing his IT infrastructure.

wait, what sort of dumb-boomer-luddite shit did stanky get into?

Just now, Captainant said:

wait, what sort of dumb-boomer-luddite shit did stanky get into?

He attempted to lock down his own servers instead of, you know... paying people with relevant expertise to do it because he is a world beating he-man who is smarter than everyone about everything and his shit got hacked.

Way to suppress conservative views y’all and attack a small-business owner who are the pillars of our community. 

55 minutes ago, BearSchlong said:
7 hours ago, Cousin Strawberry said:
Have you read any of TTom’s posts?  He is either dumb as shit or pant-shitting hobo crazy.

The latter. I pray for that guy. About a decade ago I knew him IRL and he wasn't nearly as far off the rails.

That is in your favor. I don't know what all it is supposed to benefit praying for a man in purgatory, but it's gotta count some.

I talked shop with him a couple of times in DMs and he seemed kinda wound up at times, but not like this.

This thread was pretty entertaining.  Stupid people can be good for laughs.  Who knew?

But seriously, how can someone be this god damned stupid? 

@markstanco

On 2/22/2021 at 10:43 PM, markstanco said:

 

Try it. Type in xxx covid cases and hit search.

 

All I got were a bunch of articles on how all the pay day lenders were shutting down.  

I remember this being a big deal on texags 

Which is likely where stanco found it. He has to be aggy, right? I hate to think his dumbass actually received a degree from Texas.
21 minutes ago, Player said:


Which is likely where stanco found it. He has to be aggy, right? I hate to think his dumbass actually received a degree from Texas.

I meant back in April, not like now. Even ags put this nonsense to rest 

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