February 23, 20214 yr There has to be video of the actual accident with all the cameras along that road.
February 23, 20214 yr LOL. He was hauling ass.If you google street view it, you can see how steep it is. There are truck run-away lanes on that road
February 23, 20214 yr 1 hour ago, wood said: Really? That's not a great sign. News says non-life threatening injuries. We can rebuild him. We have the technology. Edited February 23, 20214 yr by clapclapclap
February 23, 20214 yr 1 hour ago, Message Board User said: But for his personal struggles (and some injury) he could have easily won 30+ majors. I don't think you can separate the man that won 15 majors from the man that fell from grace the way he did. If he wasn't the type to do what he did off the course he wouldn't be the type to do what he did on it.
February 23, 20214 yr Since the injuries are not life threatening, this is a Great excuse to post the hilarious Japanese animation of Tigers' crash in 2008 or 2009.
February 23, 20214 yr 12 minutes ago, Message Board User said: Since the injuries are not life threatening, this is a Great excuse to post the hilarious Japanese animation of Tigers' crash in 2008 or 2009. Taiwanese*
February 23, 20214 yr Headlines say he suffered "multiple leg injuries." How many legs does he have? Wondering if he's like a centipede alien thing. These are the kind of things that keep me up at night. Anyway, get well, Tiger, hope you're back up and tee-banging (waitresses) in no time. Edited February 23, 20214 yr by phdhorn
February 23, 20214 yr 3 minutes ago, phdhorn said: Headlines say he suffered "multiple leg injuries." How many legs does he have? Wondering if he's like a centipede alien thing. These are the kind of things that keep me up at night. Anyway, get well, Tiger, hope you're back up and tee-banging (waitresses) in no time. His left knee, right knee and wee knee
February 23, 20214 yr 1 minute ago, EuroHorn said: His left knee, right knee and wee knee Great Family Guy scene: Peter's at the park watching Stewie play, he's sitting on a bench with a mom who says, "Is that your little fella?" Peter replies: "probably just the way I'm sitting." Edited February 23, 20214 yr by phdhorn
February 23, 20214 yr 1 hour ago, T-shirt Sip said: "Jaws of Life" is my pet name for South Austin's mom. I think you mean "crotch of itch"
February 23, 20214 yr 55 minutes ago, Lurch said: @immamac can you change title? Jaws of Life were not used Did they come out and say that? (I haven't been following it since posting before). Makes sense, if that's the case. I couldn't see anywhere on the vehicle that it looked like they had used cutting or spreading tools. Looks like they may have gone in through the windshield to make entry/give him an exit. Cut around the edges with axes, then peel it back. Works great.
February 23, 20214 yr 39 minutes ago, clapclapclap said: News says non-life threatening injuries. We can rebuild him. We have the technology. Excellent news.
February 23, 20214 yr Anybody see the IG video of Wade and Woods? Is he high? That was filmed yesterday I think. Hope that doesn’t show up on the drug testing after the wreck.
February 23, 20214 yr I only have 2 things to say A) now he can go for Hogan's record for most majors after a serious car accident 2) Tiger is a worse driver than Jordan
February 24, 20214 yr 3 hours ago, Onboard 2.0 said: Jaws of life sounds a lot more sexy than they had to break out the hacksaw, and sledge hammer. Crowbar would sound too.... you know.
February 24, 20214 yr LA Times reporter on CNN said his sources say a shattered ankle and compound fractures of both legs. Hope it’s not the last time we see him compete.
February 24, 20214 yr maybe he can find purpose and rekindle his competitive personality in a murderball league
February 24, 20214 yr Because that’s the name of the product...Nah the name of the product is Hurst/TNT/ Holmatro, cutters, spreaders or rams Jaws of life is an old generalization
February 24, 20214 yr 1 hour ago, Wally Fairway said: I only have 2 things to say A) now he can go for Hogan's record for most majors after a serious car accident 2) Tiger is a worse driver than Jordan. His father said that he would not only be it world-renowned golfer but a world figure that would change history in the manner of Jesus Christ. Call me over-assuming, but I bet besides hitting a curveball, Jesus Christ could drive a Genesis GV80 down a hill without flipping it over. Edited February 24, 20214 yr by phdhorn
February 24, 20214 yr 29 minutes ago, Pablo said: LA Times reporter on CNN said his sources say a shattered ankle and compound fractures of both legs. Hope it’s not the last time we see him compete. I may now be a better golfer than Tiger!
February 24, 20214 yr 1 minute ago, Steel Shank said: I may now be a better golfer than Tiger! I'm sure at least you're a better driver (pun intended or not).
February 24, 20214 yr You think his ex-wife is having a good chuckle, as she sits on her pile of cash? I know if my cheater ex-wife had a bad car accident, I wouldn't hurry on down to church and light a candle for her.
February 24, 20214 yr 21 minutes ago, phdhorn said: His father said that he would not only be it world-renowned golfer but a world figure that would change history in the manner of Jesus Christ. Call me over-assuming, but I bet besides hitting a curveball, Jesus Christ could drive a Genesis GV80 down a hill without flipping it over. Unless he got his sandal stuck on the pedal.
February 24, 20214 yr 4 hours ago, kevwun said: How in the fuck does he not have a full time driver? Well, Kobe had a full time driver so...also I didn’t know tiger was such a big fan of Sark. AGNB. But seriously I hope he makes a speedy recovery. Edited February 24, 20214 yr by stork642
February 24, 20214 yr After his past with his ex-wife and various drugs, I would need to see him go on a tour, and go a few rounds with Rand Paul’s ex-neighbor, and then pick a fight with a short dude in the bathroom of a Norman, Oklahoma bar, before I decide.Unless we get some news soon of him ripping off some guy’s testicles in a bar pre-flight, I’m afraid you can’t hold my interest.
February 24, 20214 yr “Tiger? No? Well forty years ago they knew my fucking name! I was a damn Golf God before my shins got broke in a wreck. Look, it’s a cripple dating app....we gonna fuck or what?”
February 24, 20214 yr 4 hours ago, smwhorn said: There has to be video of the actual accident with all the cameras along that road. Hopefully without Dottie narrating.
February 24, 20214 yr 5 hours ago, Message Board User said: If you had asked me in the aughts if he could catch the Golden bear, I’d have said there was no way he wouldn’t. If you ask me now, there’s no way he will. Wow this is a hot fucking take right here.
February 24, 20214 yr LA Times reporter on CNN said his sources say a shattered ankle and compound fractures of both legs. Hope it’s not the last time we see him compete. ESPN just reported same
February 24, 20214 yr 4 hours ago, Hugo Stiglitz said: Judging by the media coverage, you’d think Tiger Woods was some kind of monarch or civil rights icon. He damn sure opened up the game of golf, for whatever it's worth. Inspired the shit out of black kids...and white. But yeah, he didn't push a narrative.
February 24, 20214 yr LA Times reporter on CNN said his sources say a shattered ankle and compound fractures of both legs. Hope it’s not the last time we see him compete. Just so long as his Achilles is okay...
February 24, 20214 yr There aren't many threads where slorch is quoting Hugo that don't involve cussing. He's going to be doing well to walk around again.
February 24, 20214 yr 2 hours ago, Wally Fairway said: I only have 2 things to say A) now he can go for Hogan's record for most majors after a serious car accident 2) Tiger is a worse driver than Jordan His driving has always been erratic. He just used to be able to save himself.
February 24, 20214 yr 2 hours ago, Underdog said: Tiger Woods is to driving like Harrison Ford is to flying. Lol. Harrison Ford flew the ship that made the Kessel run in 12 parsecs.
February 24, 20214 yr 29 minutes ago, clapclapclap said: Hopefully without Dottie narrating. Hopefully with fehrity.
February 24, 20214 yr Fucking sucks, it wasn’t that long ago when Sunday’s at a major with Tiger were must watch TV for me. There is no one out there that I have to watch on Sunday. I was also rooting for him to take down the record in his second act:
February 24, 20214 yr Fucking sucks, it wasn’t that long ago when Sunday’s at a major with Tiger were must watch TV for me. There is no one out there that I have to watch on Sunday. I was also rooting for him to take down the record in his second act:#TeamGoldenBear
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