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2 hours ago, Constant said:

Y’all can make fun of a high school students appearance all you’d like, but the majority of Notre Dame fans are still coping with her actually being real. 

I know OU is a shitty institution, but certainly it's a better education than a high school... right?

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    Guys im very nervous about the 2023 oklahoma class...i dont think we will be able to compete with them over the next 10 years. Unfortunately, unless they lose grinch and riley it may be worse than the

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    Well, let's review the class (spoilered because, while I had fun on this, it got absurdly long):  

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22 minutes ago, Atticus said:

I know OU is a shitty institution, but certainly it's a better education than a high school... right?

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Ready to take on Mrs. Stoops okie Tupperware empire. Wtf.
36 minutes ago, LTtxfan said:

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That guy is terrifying. I don’t mean in a “Ryan Day is here for your children” kind of scary. I mean he’s the guy that shows up to his ex-girlfriend’s Christmas Eve party with an uzi and a smile and just starts strafing the place kind of terrifying. 

42 minutes ago, Atticus said:

I know OU is a shitty institution, but certainly it's a better education than a high school... right?

I can honestly say, I wouldn’t know. I’ve never hired a sooner or had one work alongside me. I’m working under the assumption that you’re wrong, though. 

I can tell you with absolute certainty that LSU does not provide a better than Texas high school-level education. LSU grads are the absolute dumbest and most useless degreed employees I’ve dealt with over the years on average that I’ve ever encountered. 

Y’all are cold. She’s got a nice smile. Leave her alone. It’s Christmas for fuck’s sake. 

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2 minutes ago, Junior Bonner said:

Y’all are cold. She’s got a nice smile. Leave her alone. It’s Christmas for fuck’s sake

That might be the draw for Bowen...

3 hours ago, Constant said:

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“Hello and welcome to Burger King I’ll take your order when you are ready”

4 minutes ago, Pdawg88 said:

“Hello and welcome to Burger King I’ll take your order when you are ready”

I’ll take a double mustard Whopper with cheese and a beatdown of all who oppose Texas. Hold the second half stumblefuckery, please. 

1 hour ago, Doc Daneeka said:

I’ll take a double mustard Whopper with cheese and a beatdown of all who oppose Texas. Hold the second half stumblefuckery, please. 

Well let’s be a little more reasonable 

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1 hour ago, Pdawg88 said:

Well let’s be a little more reasonable 

I was told I could have it my way. 

2 hours ago, Doc Daneeka said:

I was told I could have it my way. 

Wrong. The moose at the gate should have told you 

Anyone find an unbiased take on OUsux's recruit class and how it matches up with their many shortcomings?

11 hours ago, Chopper said:

Anyone find an unbiased take on OUsux's recruit class and how it matches up with their many shortcomings?

 

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14 hours ago, Chopper said:

Anyone find an unbiased take on OUsux's recruit class and how it matches up with their many shortcomings?

My take:

Pluses: QB, developmental OL (but not 2023, a year where OU will have to have 4 new starting OL), RB numbers, Edge, LB, DB

Deficiencies: High pedigree RB (a position where it frequently translates), HUGE deficit in WR numbers (will need to get from portal and so far haven't), interior DL (a position which was filled with JAGs last year and it showed in poor defensive run efficiency)

There was some reporting where 14 of 25 were high school team captains and 13 of 25 are early entry. This is supposed to be taken to mean that the class has high character and will be ready to contribute early. Of course, we'll see.

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5 hours ago, quigley said:

My take:

Pluses: QB, developmental OL (but not 2023, a year where OU will have to have 4 new starting OL), RB numbers, Edge, LB, DB

Deficiencies: High pedigree RB (a position where it frequently translates), HUGE deficit in WR numbers (will need to get from portal and so far haven't), interior DL (a position which was filled with JAGs last year and it showed in poor defensive run efficiency)

There was some reporting where 14 of 25 were high school team captains and 13 of 25 are early entry. This is supposed to be taken to mean that the class has high character and will be ready to contribute early. Of course, we'll see.

Counterpoint: They picked OU...

On 12/22/2022 at 3:23 PM, Constant said:

Girlfriends were taken to overtime, but remain undefeated. 

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Texas stopped pursuing Miles McVay after Payton Kirkland committed. I will use this sample size of 1 to justify my position that the Texas coaching staff made the correct decision.

20 minutes ago, Constant said:


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I love that drill. That's exactly how it will be on the playing field.

That's a quick edge rusher on an island against an interior OL that can't really use all of his tools. I wouldn't put too much stock into that.

PJ is really fucking good though

It will be interesting to watch Arnold. He went from “pretty good” to a very high rating very fast and I’m not sure he’s as good as his rating. A lot of top programs passed on him including Texas. 

Somehow, I've never seen what Jackson Arnold looks like.  Homie's face was constructed in a lab to play QB for OU.2022 preseason all-area offense: Denton Guyer's Jackson Arnold is our  Player of the Year

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On 12/24/2022 at 9:23 AM, closetojumping said:

That guy is terrifying. I don’t mean in a “Ryan Day is here for your children” kind of scary. I mean he’s the guy that shows up to his ex-girlfriend’s Christmas Eve party with an uzi and a smile and just starts strafing the place kind of terrifying. 

I can honestly say, I wouldn’t know. I’ve never hired a sooner or had one work alongside me. I’m working under the assumption that you’re wrong, though. 

I can tell you with absolute certainty that LSU does not provide a better than Texas high school-level education. LSU grads are the absolute dumbest and most useless degreed employees I’ve dealt with over the years on average that I’ve ever encountered. 

My ex mother in law was a sooner who had two masters degrees from there. She worked minimum wage jobs and was one of the least business savvy people I have ever met. 

32 minutes ago, Chuckie Finster said:

Somehow, I've never seen what Jackson Arnold looks like.  Homie's face was constructed in a lab to play QB for OU.2022 preseason all-area offense: Denton Guyer's Jackson Arnold is our  Player of the Year

JT Daniels is his evil twin 

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38 minutes ago, Chuckie Finster said:

Somehow, I've never seen what Jackson Arnold looks like.  Homie's face was constructed in a lab to play QB for OU.2022 preseason all-area offense: Denton Guyer's Jackson Arnold is our  Player of the Year

With a face like that, I'm honestly quite shocked that Ryan Day didn't sell his soul to get that guy to campus and coach violently molest the shit out of that kid. 

21 minutes ago, Vertigo said:

My ex mother in law was a sooner who had two masters degrees from there. She worked minimum wage jobs and was one of the least business savvy people I have ever met. 

I knew a Sooner comms major. Blond and cute but was already starting to trend toward chunky. Showed up at OU and immediately started dating the fattest oil heir she could find to ensure she'd never have to work a day in her life. I'll at least give her credit for running a solid little cost/benefit analysis.

1 hour ago, texifornia said:

I knew a Sooner comms major. Blond and cute but was already starting to trend toward chunky. Showed up at OU and immediately started dating the fattest oil heir she could find to ensure she'd never have to work a day in her life. I'll at least give her credit for running a solid little cost/benefit analysis.

Good for her. My goddaughter is very cute. 23. Dates losers. I’ve been trying to teach her that way but can’t. 

1 hour ago, BornAndRaised said:

Report: Oklahoma OC Jeff Lebby Could Become a Candidate if Alabama Job Opens

https://www.si.com/college/oklahoma/football/report-oklahoma-oc-jeff-lebby-could-become-candidate-if-alabama-job-opens

OU scrambling to find an OC 5-6 weeks before spring ball with a HC that wants nothing to do with that side of the ball would have me extremely gruntled.

Doubt even Saban could rehab that wife beating apologist. Blowu is definitely the spot.

4 hours ago, Skipper said:

OU scrambling to find an OC 5-6 weeks before spring ball with a HC that wants nothing to do with that side of the ball would have me extremely gruntled.

Ya know. I haven't paid much attention to Sabans post employment interaction with his coordinators. Except for Kiffin. 

But i get the vibe he likes Sark. And going after OUsux OC cements the feeling. 

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On 1/12/2023 at 5:22 PM, Wulaw Horn said:

Good for her. My goddaughter is very cute. 23. Dates losers. I’ve been trying to teach her that way but can’t. 

Rules

Finished #4 in the 24/7 composite. Hell of a job by the staff. 

21 minutes ago, Constant said:

Finished #4 in the 24/7 composite. Hell of a job by the staff. 

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