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22 minutes ago, Constant said:

Girlfriends were taken to overtime, but remain undefeated. 

Did some work.

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    Guys im very nervous about the 2023 oklahoma class...i dont think we will be able to compete with them over the next 10 years. Unfortunately, unless they lose grinch and riley it may be worse than the

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    Well, let's review the class (spoilered because, while I had fun on this, it got absurdly long):  

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12 minutes ago, Thiefery said:

lol it's a weird flex for grabbing a kid who didn't want to be there.. but ou needs any "win" it can get 

Interesting take considering he visited OU twice as often as any other school he considered. Clearly just hated it. 

She's supposed to follow you, young man, not the other way around

2 minutes ago, Constant said:

Interesting take considering he visited OU twice as often as any other school he considered. Clearly just hated it. 

Proximity probably had a lot to do with that.

2 minutes ago, Constant said:

Interesting take considering he visited OU twice as often as any other school he considered. Clearly just hated it. 

maybe he kept going looking for something to do other than his GF?

1 minute ago, Constant said:

Interesting take considering he visited OU twice as often as any other school he considered. Clearly just hated it. 

I'm sure it had nothing at all to do with pussy, or being a couple of hours driving time from Denton, TX. I'm sure he visited so much only because he loves Noman, and walking around the OU campus so much.

18 minutes ago, Constant said:

Still wrong. 

Oh my god, holy shit.  You're serious.  I thought this was all an act, but you guys really believe Venables is the dude.  Hahahahahaha

Mass exodus of players, embarrassing and unexpected early season home losses, blown out in Dallas, solid recruiting class to give everyone hope for the next season.

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Charlie Strong wears Golden Hat, Texas players throw coach in air after  upset of Oklahoma

Congrats!

14 minutes ago, Chuckie Finster said:

Oh my god, holy shit.  You're serious.  I thought this was all an act, but you guys really believe Venables is the dude.  Hahahahahaha

Mass exodus of players, embarrassing and unexpected early season home losses, blown out in Dallas, solid recruiting class to give everyone hope for the next season.

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Congrats!

You can be as wrong as you’d like. 

2 minutes ago, Constant said:

You can be as wrong as you’d like. 

Put him in his place. After years of languishing under Stoops and Riley, BV has the Sooners up to 6 wins in year one.

23 minutes ago, Atticus said:

She's supposed to follow you, young man, not the other way around

No no no no.. If she follows you, then you will never get rid of her and she can go full fatal attraction because you ruined her life and stranded her in a place she doesn't want to be. 

This way, she gets a win, and will likely get over it a lot faster (because she is where she wanted to be) when she finds you getting a bj in the parking lot from one of the other soccer players. 

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5 minutes ago, Magus Ossis said:

Put him in his place. After years of languishing under Stoops and Riley, BV has the Sooners up to 6 wins in year one.

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Impressive to see blowU bringing this class in after their shit show 

9 minutes ago, Constant said:

The best part…

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Do you... do you guys think your program is in a better place than USC?

54 minutes ago, Ricky Butler said:

Sorry @Constant, I wasn't clear. I think Venables was a terrible, rushed comfort hire. It has nothing to do with Peyton Bowen. 

I’m a OU fan and you are not wrong. He was the missionary style hire and I wanted doggy style, ass to mouth hire. Everyone in Norman and everywhere else in the state cheered and helped pack his bags when Bob fired him. Then whenever his name got tossed around for other jobs he never got one. Why that is I don’t know and neither does anyone else. But he is not the right guy to bring us number 8, I hope I’m wrong but I feel pretty fucking comfortable saying he is not. 

17 minutes ago, Constant said:

The best part…

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4 hours ago, Aqua Buddha said:

So, his girlfriend goes to OU, he surprises and commits to Oregon and then flips back to OU?

Pussy remains undefeated.

 

4 hours ago, PNWhornsfan said:

Sounds like it was actually his mom, not his gf in this one.  His mom apparently wanted nothing to do with Oregon (according to some reliable Oregon insiders).  He didn't want to go to ND.  Oklahoma was the reluctant compromise. 

Well, if he's fucking his mom, OU is definitely the right place for him. Glad to see everything work out for the best.  

33 minutes ago, Constant said:

The best part…

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I was told LR couldn't recruit to Oklahoma.

His USC class looks just like his OU classes did.  Blue chip skill guys but meh everywhere else.

1 hour ago, Constant said:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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In sorry, signing Bowen after he didn’t want to go to your school makes your degree less shitty how? 
 

Pussy may be undefeated, but it appears the Pusey in question was his mother. Dude announced Oregon for a reason. I’m sure once his girlfriend and he break up he’ll be firmly entrenched at OU and not at all considering the portal. 

1 hour ago, Constant said:

Girlfriends were taken to overtime, but remain undefeated. 

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34 minutes ago, Chuckie Finster said:

Do you... do you guys think your program is in a better place than USC?

Well they certainly had the better season. I’m not certain OU goes 6-6 in that shit conference, though. 
 

Riley’s OU problems hang on him at USC. He hasn’t changed at all. In fact, it’s only worse with him giving the unqualified husband of his recruiting guru a place on his staff. 
 

He’ll be off to the NFL when his shit catches up to him. 

16 minutes ago, Constant said:

Well they certainly had the better season. I’m not certain OU goes 6-6 in that shit conference, though. 
 

Riley’s OU problems hang on him at USC. He hasn’t changed at all. In fact, it’s only worse with him giving the unqualified husband of his recruiting guru a place on his staff. 
 

He’ll be off to the NFL when his shit catches up to him. 

OU damn near went 6-6 in Riley's last year at OU.  Only reason they didn't was Caleb Williams.  Take him out of the equation and that's what you had this year.

Just now, Aqua Buddha said:

OU damn near went 6-6 in Riley's last year at OU.  Only reason they didn't was Caleb Williams.  Take him out of the equation and that's what you had this year.

100% true. We were a bad football team last year. 

2 minutes ago, Constant said:

100% true. We were a bad football team last year. 

And yet Lincoln found ways to win..

huh...strange..

1 hour ago, Chuckie Finster said:

Oh my god, holy shit.  You're serious.  I thought this was all an act, but you guys really believe Venables is the dude.  Hahahahahaha

Mass exodus of players, embarrassing and unexpected early season home losses, blown out in Dallas, solid recruiting class to give everyone hope for the next season.

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Charlie Strong wears Golden Hat, Texas players throw coach in air after  upset of Oklahoma

Congrats!

He may not be the dude but we won’t suck as bad or as long as you guys.  THAT was brutal.  Woof.  Joe C won’t fuck up 3-4 in a row or whatever you’re on.  

16 minutes ago, Kormit The Frug said:

And yet Lincoln found ways to win..

huh...strange..

He didn’t find ways. Caleb Williams saved his ass playing hero ball. 

13 minutes ago, ChiTownDoc said:

He may not be the dude but we won’t suck as bad or as long as you guys.  THAT was brutal.  Woof.  Joe C won’t fuck up 3-4 in a row or whatever you’re on.  

3-4? It only feels like 50 coaches and 100 years. I could not stand the “weather the storm” or whatever BS even when we were recruiting well. Coaches that downplay the RRS are categorically wrong when they do.

48 minutes ago, Constant said:

Well they certainly had the better season. I’m not certain OU goes 6-6 in that shit conference, though. 
 

6-6 is kind of misleading since you went 3-6 in conference. Really bad. 

4 minutes ago, Magus Ossis said:

3-4? It only feels like 50 coaches and 100 years. I could not stand the “weather the storm” or whatever BS even when we were recruiting well. Coaches that downplay the RRS are categorically wrong when they do.

Agreed.  That’s why I’m far from jumping on the BV bandwagon.  I have faith Joe C will get it right.  Then again, I’ve given more to the evil bastards down there in Austin vs the supposed good guys in Norman, so I probably don’t really care that much.  From afar you see two very similar programs right now.  Would be nice to see top 10 matchups in Dallas again.  

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Props to @Constant for taking the jabs in stride yesterday but keeping receipts and coming back hard today. This is how it’s supposed to be done as a fan of a different university on this board.

Even when that university and its fans is primarily full of meth smoking, sister fucking, trailer living, flat-earth believing douches.

I personally think it’s too early to close the book on venables or this red flag ridden safety, so I’ll be interested in seeing if OU can keep it within 40 next year in Dallas. 

Guys, everyone knows that recruits that commit and decommit multiple times are locks to be incredible college players.

And rushed hires that showed no signs of being decent at either side of the ball in year one are just playing possum for years of glory and amazing football.

We, in fact, are the ones who are the ball lickers.

“Lincoln Riley isn’t a good head coach” is an all time take. That fucking loser will probably head off to the NFL who are always looking to hire losers like him. 

3 hours ago, ChiTownDoc said:

He may not be the dude but we won’t suck as bad or as long as you guys.  THAT was brutal.  Woof.  Joe C won’t fuck up 3-4 in a row or whatever you’re on.  

I remember when I was this certain. It’s a weird dichotomy. I simultaneously envy your naïveté and loathe how terrible the follow was for us. You guys had a truly special 22 year run. Joe Castiglione is a damned fine AD. Getting back to that, irrespective of his acumen, is either going to take a while or you’ve got lottery ticket luck. I know this, the certitude you’ve previously exhibited about Venables and the others with you is not only unwarranted, it is cathartic. 

5 hours ago, Constant said:

Girlfriends were taken to overtime, but remain undefeated. 

Very fair.
 

OU still sucks. 

13 hours ago, closetojumping said:

I remember when I was this certain. It’s a weird dichotomy. I simultaneously envy your naïveté and loathe how terrible the follow was for us. You guys had a truly special 22 year run. Joe Castiglione is a damned fine AD. Getting back to that, irrespective of his acumen, is either going to take a while or you’ve got lottery ticket luck. I know this, the certitude you’ve previously exhibited about Venables and the others with you is not only unwarranted, it is cathartic. 

That’s definitely fair.  Thing is I was already checked out under LR.  Have plenty of shit in real life to keep me entertained.  And when I invest time and money on 2C and hookers it really never disappoints.  The polar opposite of OU football.  Unless you win it all, you’re disappointed.  No thanks. 

17 hours ago, SydneyCarton said:

In sorry, signing Bowen after he didn’t want to go to your school makes your degree less shitty how? 
 

Pussy may be undefeated, but it appears the Pusey in question was his mother. Dude announced Oregon for a reason. I’m sure once his girlfriend and he break up he’ll be firmly entrenched at OU and not at all considering the portal. 

He’s like Bru part 2.  

6 hours ago, ChiTownDoc said:

He’s like Bru part 2.  

Fingers crossed. 

On 12/22/2022 at 5:46 PM, irishtexan said:

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This chick looks like an emu

More like Fitlump’s little sister.

6 hours ago, Scholz said:

That bitch is fugly 

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Y’all can make fun of a high school students appearance all you’d like, but the majority of Notre Dame fans are still coping with her actually being real. 

Looks like BV's wife dresses him too sometimes

 

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