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How's she supposed to judge the quality of the fish?

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2 hours ago, Grade of D as in David said:

I hope she gets pink eye

Or maybe stink eye

Raise your hand if you had Florida instead of South Africa.  

2 hours ago, Grade of D as in David said:

I hope she gets pink stink eye

Fixed it.

1 hour ago, Underdog said:

Raise your hand if you had Florida instead of South Africa.  

Maybe South Africa is the Florida of Africa.

Before clicking on the article - that's hawt.

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56 minutes ago, Superhero said:

Before clicking on the article - that's hawt.

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Just like the nude beach, it's never the ones you want to see...

Just like the nude beach, it's never the ones you want to see...

Truth...I remember being excited about hitting the beaches in Spain only to be bitterly disappointed.

Idk seems like a fine solution to me

30 minutes ago, Hate said:


Truth...I remember being excited about hitting the beaches in Spain only to be bitterly disappointed.

There's a nude beach here in Portland, and I saw one really good looking woman with a landing strip.

2 hours ago, Pescado_Rojo said:

Just like the nude beach, it's never the ones you want to see...

Spent a day at the Club Med in Nassau, Bahamas. For every hot topless teenagers, there are 3 fat dudes wearing speedos.

 

Fresh off her minge, too.  Hope it was hot that day and she'd peed and pooped too.  Maybe a hefty creampie before she left the house.

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5 hours ago, Superhero said:

Spent a day at the Club Med in Nassau, Bahamas. For every hot topless teenagers, there are 3 fat dudes wearing speedos.

 

I worked at a camp in The Poconos that hosted a nudist event two summers in a row.  There were maybe one or two women of the 200 women there that would be considered hot.  It was really kind of disappointing.  Oh, and the men usually outnumber the women 5 to 1 at those type of events.

My wife saw a dude at the local Home Depot early on in the pandemic with this solution.  

Spent a day at the Club Med in Nassau, Bahamas. For every hot topless teenagers, there are 3 fat dudes wearing speedos.
 
Sorry for partying
There's a nude beach here in Portland, and I saw one really good looking woman with a landing strip.

I don’t think looking at yourself while tucking counts.

That's a shitty mask.

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