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4 hours ago, Bama Chick said:

Perving out in a thread about a gigantic pervert.

At least it’s on topic, I guess.

I will not hide my desire to go barhopping with Sandra Lee, and you can't shame me for having a thing for somebody with an English accent!

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On 8/11/2021 at 8:06 PM, atomheartbevo said:

I will not hide my desire to go barhopping with Sandra Lee, and you can't shame me for having a "thing" for somebody with an English accent!

You can say "penis" here, we're in the trust tree. 

  • 2 weeks later...

Has to give his dog away now that he lost taxpayer-funded servants to feed (to) him:



ALBANY — Gov. Andrew M. Cuomo, who has been staying with one of his sisters in Westchester County in the final days of his third term, recently has asked staff members at the Executive Mansion if anyone would like to keep his dog, Captain, who has remained at the state-owned residence after the governor moved out last week.

Two State Police sources told the Times Union on Saturday that the governor had recently asked mansion staff members if anyone would be interested in caring for the dog. Captain — a high-strung mix of shepherd, Siberian and malamute — has nipped a few people since Cuomo adopted him in 2018, the sources said, and a mansion staffer recently took the dog home for a few days but decided he was too much.

Richard Azzopardi, a senior adviser and spokesman for the governor, lashed out at the allegation that the governor has been looking for someone to care for the canine. He said the arrangement was only "temporary" because the governor, who is scheduled to resign from office at 11:59 p.m. Monday, is planning to take a vacation.

Azzopardi also said that he and the governor had more important things to deal with as the tropical system Henri was bearing down on southern New York and New England.

"Captain is part of the governor's family and for your nameless ill-informed source to imply they've been trying to give him away is untrue," Azzopardi said in a statement Saturday. "Someone offered to watch him for a few days while the transition was ongoing but for that to be weaponized and morph from a game of telephone into the pages of your paper is absurd — now excuse us we're preparing for a major storm."

In an earlier conversation, Azzopardi had said: "He wants to go on vacation. They love that dog. ... That's not what he asked: He didn't ask to give away the dog. ... This nameless source is crazy. ... I can't believe this is what I'm dealing with right now, when I'm dealing with a major storm."

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But a State Police source said they were told "he tried giving the dog to the (a mansion employee). ... Apparently (the employee) took the dog home and it didn't work — the dog walks him, he don't walk the dog."

The source, in an interview on Saturday, also said the dog had nipped at "several State Police members" as well as staff members, "and the governor would just laugh. ... The dog remains at the mansion."

Cuomo first introduced the dog, then 14 weeks old, in 2018 to a delegation from the state Conference of Mayors when they visited the Executive Mansion.

Cuomo, who struggled to control the dog during that public introduction, said his daughters had suggested getting the dog but were "nowhere to be found now."

"He will only urinate indoors," Cuomo said three years ago. "He has some kind of climate sensitivity that overpowers his bowel movements."

 

On 8/11/2021 at 11:11 AM, atomheartbevo said:

She's a alcoholic who, rather than trying to hide it, incorporated it into her cooking show.

Tell me more. 

So he abandoned his dog when he bailed the mansion? Piece of shit. 

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Really classy way to tie a shit color ribbon on the whole fucking thing.

 

what an asshole

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I liked Chris Cuomo.  Smart guy, pretty good interviewer, and excellent at debunking the right wing talking heads' bullshit.

But it occurred to me a long time ago that Chris probably wasn't going to let his big brother fry without putting in a few words on his behalf behind the scenes.

I don't think there are a lot of Chris Cuomo fans.  It was pretty obvious that this was going on.  Also, Chris only got his job due to his last name.  

Yep. Adios, Chris.
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5 hours ago, Brisketexan said:


Yep. Adios, Fredo.

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7 hours ago, TexArcher said:

I liked Chris Cuomo.  Smart guy, pretty good interviewer, and excellent at debunking the right wing talking heads' bullshit.

But it occurred to me a long time ago that Chris probably wasn't going to let his big brother fry without putting in a few words on his behalf behind the scenes.

Pretty much sums up how I feel about it.

As long as they don’t mess with Christi Paul or Erica Hill, I’m good with whatever CNN wants to do with their talent. 

8 hours ago, TexArcher said:

I liked Chris Cuomo.  Smart guy, pretty good interviewer, and excellent at debunking the right wing talking heads' bullshit.

But it occurred to me a long time ago that Chris probably wasn't going to let his big brother fry without putting in a few words on his behalf behind the scenes.

Never go against the family. 

Chris’ main mistake was lying to his bosses. That will always screw you over in a scandal.

Cuomo is a sanctimonious ass. I won’t miss him at all.

Cuomo is a sanctimonious ass. I won’t miss him at all.

Even as a fellow sanctimonious ass, I agree.
Cuomo is a sanctimonious ass. I won’t miss him at all.

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He crossed a line, he needed to go. If only FOX had the same integrity as CNN.

  • 2 weeks later...

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A veteran CNN producer who worked “shoulder to shoulder” with ex-anchor Chris Cuomo bragged about luring girls as young as 7 to his home for “sexual subservience” training and believed “a woman is a woman regardless of age,” according to court papers released Monday.

John Griffin, who has been suspended from the network pending an investigation into the allegations, attempted to lure at least four girls, ages 16, 14, 13 and 9, to his Vermont ski house for deviant training sessions on such things as “spanking” and “c–k worship,” the documents allege.

The 44-year-old cable network honcho was arrested Friday by FBI agents, but his indictment was unsealed Monday. It revealed how the producer used a “BDSM dating, Fetish and Kink” website to try to find parents who would allow Griffin to train their minor daughters to be “sexually subservient,” the papers claim.

 

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43 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

 

Scum

He’s trying to make a come back.

Fucker is even running rehabilitation ads.



“I’m not perfect. I’ve made mistakes.”

GTFO ya creep.
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