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1 minute ago, shadow_operative2.0 said:

Ho lee fuk, this is going to suck. 

From a third party perspective it's pretty fun.

I'm more shocked we scored 5 runs in an inning.  That's probably gonna be our high water mark for the year.

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Lol score 5 and give up 5 in the 1st inning on opening day. Life of a Rangers fan.
 

here we go batman GIF

Hey, who's this f'ing small ball team that stole the Rangers uniforms?

I appreciate the total lack of bothering at the end when he knew he wasn't going to make it. 

Just checked the score - what in the fuck? 12 hits through 3 innings???

Does each team have a make-a-wish kid pitching?

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2 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Just checked the score - what in the fuck? 12 hits through 3 innings???

Does each team have a make-a-wish kid pitching?

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this record is in jeopardy:

April 14, 1925: Indians 21, Browns 14
The Indians became the highest-scoring team in an Opening Day game back in 1925. That April 14, the Tribe opened the season with a 21-14 win over the St. Louis Browns, and boy was the game wild. The score doesn't even tell the tale.

This was no blowout win for Cleveland. It was a back-and-forth affair that saw the Indians jump out to a 7-1 lead, only for the Browns to rally to tie the game at 9 by the fifth inning. St. Louis scored four more times in the sixth to take a 13-9 lead ... and then the fun really began. The Indians scored 12 runs in the top of the eighth, with the go-ahead blow a three-run homer off the bat of Hall of Famer Tris Speaker. But maybe the strangest part of the game? The Browns committed a whopping 10 errors -- tying the Major League record for a single game -- including five in the 12-run eighth. Eleven of those runs were unearned.

Man, the hitting looks great today. Man, the pitching still looks like shit. 

Going to be hard to watch 162 games of this disaster.

KC pouring it on now.

2 hours ago, Post Oak said:

This game is gonna take 5 hours

Nadel is thrilled 

I can't believe starting an aging journeyman pitcher on opening day with a career 5 ERA was not a great idea.

Dang...

Three starters in the lineup with 3 or more strikeouts in the game, 6 with 2 or more.

Rangerball...

This season is going to be fucking amateur hour.

I think you mean amateur 4.5 hours.

The Rangers are the third highest scoring team in the league, so at least there's that.

9 hours ago, DougO said:

The Rangers are the third highest scoring team in the league, so at least there's that.

Never shoulda settled for that field goal. 

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