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O'Hare flight control, be on the lookout for drunk wives falling from the sky.

Tom will be in charge of whether to go for it on 4th down or not. 

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4 minutes ago, mdmost said:

Tom will be in charge of whether to go for it on 4th down or not. 

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4 minutes ago, mdmost said:

Tom will be in charge of whether to go for it on 4th down or not. 

The sacred binder is in a windowless office with Tom's badge on it.

3 minutes ago, perfectchaos007 said:

He took a pro job to keep Texas on the hook for the buyout?

If that's what happened, IDGAF. I'm just glad he's no longer our problem. I'm fully onboard the Sark Train.

If Herman is going to be an analyst, he should first analyze why he couldn’t win more than 7-8 games a year here, and why recruits great recruits stopped wanting to come here with all the resources he had at his disposal.   He let it all slip away.

 

This move would humble 9 out of 10 men. That one man, Thomas Yertle Herman III.

He just can’t stay away from my teams, boo this man!

What’s the strip club scene like in Chicago? Asking for a friend....

10 minutes ago, Cairn Horn88 said:

If Herman is going to be an analyst, he should first analyze why he couldn’t win more than 7-8 games a year here, and why recruits great recruits stopped wanting to come here with all the resources he had at his disposal.   He let it all slip away.

 

Herman got off to a OK start... just no staying power and blew his load early with no real results..

 

Fuck you Turtle Tom

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38 minutes ago, bschoolprof said:

What will the first special project be?  

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Sounds like he has an assistant to the manger type of position. No real importance at all.

They must be having trouble with their pee on a team-wide

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Just now, ChiTownDoc said:

Of course.  God damn it.  

He's a good quarterbacks coach. Maybe a coordinator.

58 minutes ago, bschoolprof said:

What will the first special project be?  

Paper mache, macaroni art, maybe some friendship bracelets. 

15 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

Sounds like he has an assistant to the manger type of position. No real importance at all.

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39 minutes ago, GTX Horn said:

What’s the strip club scene like in Chicago? Asking for a friend....

Not that great. 

5 minutes ago, bschoolprof said:

I think the first special project will be locker room demo.

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The unions would have to approve though..

I guess the Bears won't be drafting Sam Elingher.

46 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

Sounds like he has an assistant to the manger type of position. No real importance at all.

I’m sure he will shepherd those Bears QBs well. 

1 hour ago, Fuck Tim Beck said:

I hope he gets lost in the wrong part of town. 

The whole city of Chicago is the wrong part of town. 


Is this true....?

like I don't want anything to happen to his wife but if he can otherwise go Zach Smith that would be perfect

and ironic too

2 hours ago, Cairn Horn88 said:

If Herman is going to be an analyst, he should first analyze why he couldn’t win more than 7-8 games a year here, and why recruits great recruits stopped wanting to come here with all the resources he had at his disposal.   He let it all slip away.

 

If Herman is going to be an analyst, he should first analyze why he couldn’t win more than 7-8 games a year here, and why recruits great recruits stopped lining up to come here with all the resources right under his nose.   He let it all blow away.

 

FIFY

Perhaps he will do well in the more subordinate position. Some people just don't handle positions of power very well and yet do just fine lower down in the structure. 

There was a guy where I work that (after he was promoted) had so many people refuse to work with him, that he was "offered the option" of transferring to... Chicago! His other option was to be fired.

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