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I wonder if he let Da Bears know that it is ok if the other team knows what you are running 90 percent of the time.  But then the Bears seem like an organization that would be ok with that based on recent "offensive" history.

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The bears have sucked shit for a long time now, so it sounds like a perfect destination!

 

Also - lol that he didnt get another HC job.  All these people saying Texas made a mistake, blah blah.  This mother fucker cant even get another gig outside of water boy.

3 hours ago, B00M said:

The sacred binder is in a windowless office with Tom's badge on it.

 

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1 hour ago, Jkwellborn said:

If they pick up Ehlinger, this place will burn.

Or Sam will just prefer to go to grad school.

Trubisky drops back, surveys the field, sees that all of his receivers are stationary behind the line of scrimmage,  and thinks, "Finally, we are running a real offense."

1 hour ago, DiceHands said:

All these people saying Texas made a mistake, blah blah.  

I like where your head is but... What people? 

I heard he will be read excerpts from Of Mice and Men for their pregame speeches.  

I can picture Tom thriving in a role where he doesn't have to make any important decisions.

5 minutes ago, OU Sucks said:

I can picture Tom fuckin' up in a role where he doesn't have to make any important decisions.

FIFY

No matter how bad Tom is, he’s head and shoulders better than Nagy who owes his job to Andy Reid.

This is a must-win(deep playoff run,lol) year for Nagy or he’s out. Tom could get him “prepared” for this season since he has the experience now.

6 hours ago, GTX Horn said:

What’s the strip club scene like in Chicago? Asking for a friend....

Used to be pretty good as long as you're cool with GSW scars.

Michelle staying in Westlake or headed to Lake Forest?

5 hours ago, Underdog said:

Bears fans everywhere...

 

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5 minutes ago, TexasGolf said:

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Needs a bear cub suit now I guess...

1 hour ago, Cajun said:

Used to be pretty good as long as you're cool with GSW scars.

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9 minutes ago, CooterBrown said:

Turtle Tom was just hired to coach FAU.

Turtle Tom is made for a mid major program. I think he will do well there.

Probably not a bad spot for Herman. He could wreck shop at that level.

I wouldn’t be surprised if he does very well. He’ll kick ass at a lower level and shit the bed when he gets called up. 

2 hours ago, Lhorn said:

I wouldn’t be surprised if he does very well. He’ll kick ass at a lower level and shit the bed when he gets called up. 

You mean, again?

Is his payout offset by what FAU pays him or did he get a lump sum settlement?

2 hours ago, Lhorn said:

I wouldn’t be surprised if he does very well. He’ll kick ass at a lower level and shit the bed when he gets called up. 


if he succeeds, an middle to lower SeC program will come calling 

18 minutes ago, royiv said:

Is his payout offset by what FAU pays him or did he get a lump sum settlement?

Whatever screws Texas most is what he got. 

He looks skinny. Cocaine & strippers or COVID from kissing?


 

I'm just really glad he's going to be on the sidelines every Saturday so someone can post that "I fucked up" gif with the frequency it deserves 

I mean Herman was in over his head here but he was still way fucking better than 13-11 with the best RB in the land #fml

Dude still led us to the best season in 12 years and was a good coach, better than Sark for sure. His downfall was his arrogance and the quality of coaches he surrounded himself with. If he had a legit top D1 staff and smoothed out some of his rough edges a bit he would still be here.  

Sark will have more success even though he isn't nearly as good of a coach because of his ability to get and retain better talent than Tom. Tom was also too damn conservative in the true sense of the word not the bullshit current political sense. And yes the username sort of checks out

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11 minutes ago, Pimphand said:

I mean Herman was in over his head here but he was still way fucking better than 13-11 with the best RB in the land #fml

He was better than 13-11. Let’s compare trajectories now that most of the malcontents and whiners have been processed and see if things improve. 

10 hours ago, Lhorn said:

I wouldn’t be surprised if he does very well. He’ll kick ass at a lower level and shit the bed when he gets called up. 

Yeah, he's a less cool and less funny Crash Davis.

Just now, TexArcher said:

Yeah, he's a less cool and less funny Crash Davis.

He believes in short, dry kisses that last for two seconds.

1 minute ago, South Austin said:

He believes in short, dry kisses that last for two seconds.

And the big of a woman's back.

1 minute ago, TexArcher said:

And the big of a woman's back.

It’s Florida. He can get them a rain out! 

2 hours ago, Doc Daneeka said:

most of the malcontents and whiners

They are all still on this board. They aren't going anywhere. 

They are all still on this board. They aren't going anywhere. 

Better than on the roster.

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