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Given all the grief you white folk are taking these days.

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I just feel that I need to point out that, on behalf of the mestizos on this board, we appreciate your women -- especially las pelirrojas.

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I just wanted to say something nice to you all.  Muchisimas gracias for all that you do, X chromosome-wise. 

You genocidal, racist devils, you.

 

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2 minutes ago, BehoId, The Underminer! said:

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3 minutes ago, BehoId, The Underminer! said:

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35 minutes ago, tantric superman said:

I just feel that I need to point out that, on behalf of the mestizos on this board, we appreciate your women -- especially las pelirrojas.

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I just wanted to say something nice to you all.  Muchisimas gracias for all that you do, X chromosome-wise. 

You genocidal, racist devils, you.

 

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1,4,2

29 minutes ago, BehoId, The Underminer! said:

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I'm struggling between Emma and Isla. But I repped you because Emma is probably my #1. Although I might like her best as a blonde.

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You'll have to pry them from my cold dead fingers

Some Spaniards have red hair.  Are Spaniards considered to be white?

37 minutes ago, BehoId, The Underminer! said:

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10 minutes ago, Dirk X West said:

Some Spaniards have red hair.  Are Spaniards considered to be white?

As much as any other white European, yeah.

1 hour ago, tantric superman said:

I just feel that I need to point out that, on behalf of the mestizos on this board, we appreciate your women -- especially las pelirrojas.

Debra-Messing-getty--z.jpg

I just wanted to say something nice to you all.  Muchisimas gracias for all that you do, X chromosome-wise. 

You genocidal, racist devils, you.

 

 

56 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

WTF is wrong with you?

 

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1 hour ago, BehoId, The Underminer! said:

only one of those is worth having my soul stolen

In the immortal words of Bruce Frederick Joseph Springsteen:

"Now listen up, stud, your life's been wasted 'til you've dropped down on your knees and tasted a red-headed woman."

53 minutes ago, Upgrayedd said:

5,6,3

1,4,2

Get an eye exam pronto pup....

1 hour ago, BehoId, The Underminer! said:

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The Asian one?

-Cameron Crowe

1 hour ago, BehoId, The Underminer! said:

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You can’t have a Cloak Room thread without a stupid opinion or two. 

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1 hour ago, Dirk X West said:

Some Spaniards have red hair.  Are Spaniards considered to be white?

Not sure if serious(ly don't know that Spaniards are some of the worst white devils).

This reminds me of 'Mad Men' when Bob is talking about his Spanish-speaking friend, Manolo, who is a male nurse/caregiver who he suggests look after Pete's mom.  And Pete gets flustered about the whole thing as he storms out, "For mother's sake and yours, he'd better be from Spain Bob!"  

Yes, people from Spain are considered to be White/European.  Despite having once ruled Texas for a long, long time...most Texans (even the ones who go back several generations) would have a very hard time identifying a Spanish national by look or by surname.  All the ones in my family are either taken for generic white people, sometimes Mexican, but most of the time-Greek for some reason.  Which I find incredibly insulting.  

One fun constant in America the last few years is people who downplay their European ancestry/white guilt, but can't shut up about how our government should be more like Europe's.  And then the other people who can't shut the fuck up about their European heritage yet want our country to be nothing like Europe (except again, for the frequent chest-bumping about the countries their ancestors were from).  

New rule---if I take the names off of all the nations of Europe and you can't point to the various countries where your ancestors hailed from without any errors, you have to shut up forever about your awesome white lineage.    

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33 minutes ago, tantric superman said:

Not sure if serious(ly don't know that Spaniards are some of the worst white devils).

I thought the question I posed was absurd.  I intended it to be.   The concept of of whiteness is inherently absurd.

Huh...who knew the mestizos were into being stabbed in their sleep and having their houses burned down. 

I like where this is headed

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15 minutes ago, Dirk X West said:

I thought the question I posed was absurd.  I intended it to be.   The concept of of whiteness is inherently absurd.

Seems pretty straightforward to me.

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Isn’t that just six pictures of the same person? They all look the same to me...

Oh what about Faye Reagan, is she a real red-head?  I like her.  

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15 minutes ago, TexasBeta said:

Fake redheads in Hollywood list

She's got kind of a younger, red-headed version of Elizabeth Berkeley thing going on?

In the immortal words of Bruce Frederick Joseph Springsteen:
"Now listen up, stud, your life's been wasted 'til you've dropped down on your knees and tasted a red-headed woman."
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1 hour ago, Lobo said:

  Despite having once ruled Texas for a long, long time..

The Comanche say hey, we remember the Spanish, holed up in their mountain forts.

Ah yes, though the Comanches were in modern Central, Western, and Panhandle Texas...and most of the Spanish strongholds were in East and South Texas where there are no mountains.......we are familiar with the great Comanche v. Spanish mountain battles Over Macho Grande.  Those wounds run...pretty deep.

4 hours ago, tantric superman said:

I just feel that I need to point out that, on behalf of the mestizos on this board, we appreciate your women -- especially las pelirrojas.

Debra-Messing-getty--z.jpg

I just wanted to say something nice to you all.  Muchisimas gracias for all that you do, X chromosome-wise. 

You genocidal, racist devils, you.

 

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1 hour ago, B00M said:

I like where this is headed

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Who dis? 
asking for a friend. 

The Spanish used to be the greatest military force on the planet, until the Comanche kicked their ass and left them to their forts. The New World out Old World-ed the Old World.

A multi-racial group won Texas, from Mexico, and then, finally, from the Comanche. As underdogs.
 

The New World gods favored the Texicans. 

20 minutes ago, Pescado_Rojo said:

Who dis? 
asking for a friend. 

Leanna Decker

6 hours ago, BehoId, The Underminer! said:

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Lying dog-faced pony soldier...

Might as well add Sarah.

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9 hours ago, tantric superman said:

 

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Where dos the carpet match the drapes?

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