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(Dude must really love ducks.)

A group of vegan activists swarmed Reichardt Duck Farm in Petaluma, California, in an effort to protest factory farming… an it almost cost one man his life.

The group broke into the facility and chained themselves to the slaughter line  with bike locks around their necks. All was well and good until the processing line started moving and one man’s head was wedged up against a pole. Avoiding decapitation, the man was still struggling to breathe as protestors screamed for the line to stop.

It goes down at 6 minutes in:

 

https://www.whiskeyriff.com/2020/09/18/guy-almost-loses-his-head-when-group-of-vegans-lock-themselves-to-duck-farm/

Not a smart move on his part. I do believe we'll move away from real meat at some point.  Cost, activism, population density, and environment will all push the issue.

Should've duck and ran, much more effective IMO

1 minute ago, Mez2 said:

Should've duck and ran, much more effective IMO

I mean he almost had his head quacked open.

Wouldn't those be pro- duck protesters? If they were anti-duck they would be big fans of the slaughterhouse 

1 hour ago, Parliament said:

(Dude must really love ducks.)

A group of vegan activists swarmed Reichardt Duck Farm in Petaluma, California.......

Oh, come on.

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 Deck the harrs with boughs of horry, fa ra ra ra ra, ra ra ra ra. Tis the season to be jorry, fa ra ra ra ra, ra ra ra ra.

1 hour ago, Onboard 2.0 said:

I do believe we'll move away from real meat at some point. 

Not even if it was made illegal to consume. 

1 hour ago, Onboard 2.0 said:

Not a smart move on his part. I do believe we'll move away from real meat at some point.  Cost, activism, population density, and environment will all push the issue.

ahhh trying to drive up the market like the anti-gun folks, eh?  there is virtually no better marketing for guns and ammo than a scare on restrictions.

I have a new favorite video. There will be gifs.

33 minutes ago, markstanco said:

Not even if it was made illegal to consume. 

yea good luck getting east Texans to not hunt deer....or poach the shit out of them for that matter much less anyone for several states east of them

Well it damn sure ain't rabbit season.

I mean he almost had his head quacked open.

He’s lucky this duckumentary didn’t capture his duckapitation....


(I’ll see myself out)
1 hour ago, markstanco said:

Not even if it was made illegal to consume. 

True, for many people, but (SEE: Soylent Green).

6 hours ago, Onboard 2.0 said:

Not a smart move on his part. I do believe we'll move away from real meat at some point.  Cost, activism, population density, and environment will all push the issue.

Hope to God, I'm long gone by then. 

5 hours ago, Underdog said:

 Deck the harrs with boughs of horry, fa ra ra ra ra, ra ra ra ra. Tis the season to be jorry, fa ra ra ra ra, ra ra ra ra.

Stay away from the Dr. Seuss thread...

If they tore anything down, it should be put on their bill.

 

(that's it for the "duck" section of my "dad joke" manual)

  

19 minutes ago, RexWilson said:

Fuck a duck

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Mrs. Brat is the drum majorette standing behind ... the drum. 1963.

5 hours ago, RPM said:

Well it damn sure ain't rabbit season.

*wabitt

1 minute ago, Trey3216 said:

*wabitt

Kill the waaabbit.... kill the waaaabbit...... kill the waaaaaaaabitt......

11 hours ago, Onboard 2.0 said:

Not a smart move on his part. I do believe we'll move away from real meat at some point.  Cost, activism, population density, and environment will all push the issue.

Glad I hunt and fish. Fuck. That. 

14 hours ago, Dennis Taylor said:

Wouldn't those be pro- duck protesters? If they were anti-duck they would be big fans of the slaughterhouse 

Yes, that terrible title also has incorrect pluralization.

20 hours ago, Underdog said:

 Deck the harrs with boughs of horry, fa ra ra ra ra, ra ra ra ra. Tis the season to be jorry, fa ra ra ra ra, ra ra ra ra.

Forgot about that. Well, I guess that movie won’t be shown much longer. 

2 hours ago, nnm said:

Forgot about that. Well, I guess that movie won’t be shown much longer. 

Well,  Christmas is being canceled anyways so it won't matter. 

That was quite the duck tale.

I liked special duck ranger number 1 who said, "I'm the leader stay behind me". What a bitch, i hope all of these fucks got arrested. Loved the video though.

It was especially creepy at the end when they were holding the dead ducks and crying. 

He cried fowl!

The chick at the very end sobbing holding a dead duck was confusing.  I thought they loved ducks.  Eating them that is (/no lacist)

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