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Was going to post in Holy Shit thread but I figured there would be discussion on this.

Surely this dickhead is breaking some sort of ordinance? If not, then why the fuck isn't there an ordinance preventing assholes from turning a neighborhood house into a shitpile? So what's going to happen to this trash? Is the city going to pick up the bill to discard it? 

And is there a jury in this land who would convict a neighbor if he shot the dickhead trash king?

Assholes like this dude are why we have god awful HOAs. 

 

Edited by crash_davis

  • crash_davis changed the title to Is this justifiable reason for shooting your neighbor?
7 minutes ago, GringoSalado said:

Damn was thinking he already got shot. Has dissapoint

Same.  And to the original question...I wouldn't vote to convict.  That's some serious nasty bullshit. 

Fuck shooting this guy.

Fine him...and make him clean it all up.  

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Well, useta be guys like him would start a cult, and sure maybe the cult murders some people, and y'all didn't like that.

So now he's trying something different, maybe landfill is too harsh, maybe call it intense decorating, and y'all don't like that either.

Seems real hard to find something y'all do like.

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1 minute ago, OneOfTheOutOfFocusGuys said:

jesus

 

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imgur linkey no workey on this site. better to dload the gif and upload.

 

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4 minutes ago, slorch said:

Fine him...and make him clean it all up.  

Fuck shooting then shoot this guy.

 

fixed for truth

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Just now, smuggs said:

Strongly worded note.

he'd make you pay to leave it on the fence.

Edited by crash_davis

It's in LA. What do you expect? 

Is it really that hard to find an apartment dumpster? Why would you pay for this?

...Or is that just all his shit that he dumped on his mom's property to make it look like a business? 

33 minutes ago, crash_davis said:

Was going to post in Holy Shit thread but I figured there would be discussion on this.

Surely this dickhead is breaking some sort of ordinance? If not, then why the fuck isn't there an ordinance preventing assholes from turning a neighborhood house into a shitpile? So what's going to happen to this trash? Is the city going to pick up the bill to discard it? 

And is there a jury in this land who would convict a neighbor if he shot the dickhead trash king?

Assholes like this dude are why we have god awful HOAs. 

 

No but it certainly looks criminal. How could the city and neighborhood let that continue?

12 minutes ago, BradInATX said:

Hey look it's the DT Covid Thread

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Hey look there's Brad swimming in garbage and yelling at little kids to put on a mask

Thread needs a soundtrack

(Don't shoot anyone, Crash)

 

 

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Shooting him may be going a little too far. But if Rand Paul's neighbor is listening, we could use your help with a situation.

i would probably throw a brick into his bedroom one or twice a night and blame shifting garbage.   Does the guy even live at the house?

Even non HOA 'hoods have rules and regs for landscaping in their city codes.  Normally a 311 call to Code enforcement get some response.  Shirley there is something similar in this city.

13 minutes ago, ztejas said:

It's in LA. What do you expect? 

I don't remember who, but someone from Surly had a pretty batshit crazy neighbor in south Austin not too long ago.

2 minutes ago, HornOnTheBayou said:

Shooting him may be going a little too far. But if Rand Paul's neighbor is listening, we could use your help with a situation.

Pretty sure California is not a target of the Free State Project.

Some of you are clearly not familiar with the city of Los Angeles. 

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2 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Some of you are clearly not familiar with the city of Los Angeles. 

I only visit areas west of the 405. I don't ever see this type of shit.

Here's the news clip. This is no way to treat your neighbors, especially when one of them is a famous rock musician. Not cool man!

 

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7 minutes ago, crash_davis said:

I only visit areas west of the 405. I don't ever see this type of shit.

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He could just declare himself 'A Hoarder', and not only would his trash be allowed, but he'd get free health care and documentary royalties. 

20 minutes ago, gyroprotagonist said:

i would probably throw a brick into his bedroom one or twice a night and blame shifting garbage.   Does the guy even live at the house?

Even non HOA 'hoods have rules and regs for landscaping in their city codes.  Normally a 311 call to Code enforcement get some response.  Shirley there is something similar in this city.

 

Mother who presumably lives there is either complicit or a victim. News story suggests these situations are never resolved by the local government. I'm warming up to your bricking proposal. 

Pretty sure my neighbor does the same thing tbh

Speculative theory on my part, but I don't think the people dumping trash at 3am are paying for it.

28 minutes ago, clapclapclap said:

Pretty sure California is not a target of the Free State Project.

Holy crap, he really does live on (The John) Bircher (Society) Street:

https://www.google.com/maps/place/16557+Bircher+St,+Granada+Hills,+CA+91344/@34.2814959,-118.4937178,141m/data=!3m2!1e3!4b1!4m5!3m4!1s0x80c29aaf5892c691:0x1e98f2525af1206!8m2!3d34.2814959!4d-118.4931706

(Address from the news clip)

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Asshole neighbors exist everywhere, details at 11

only read the title:  if you have to ask, then yes

1 hour ago, gyroprotagonist said:

i would probably throw a brick into his bedroom one or twice a night and blame shifting garbage.   Does the guy even live at the house?

Even non HOA 'hoods have rules and regs for landscaping in their city codes.  Normally a 311 call to Code enforcement get some response.  Shirley there is something similar in this city.

I'm not familiar with the city codes in LA, so I can't really comment on that. And stop calling me Shirley.

2 hours ago, ztejas said:

It's in LA. What do you expect? 

 

2 hours ago, ztejas said:

Some of you are clearly not familiar with the city of Los Angeles. 

But is it because its LA? 

12 minutes ago, Judge Roybeanbag said:

Seems like a fire hazard, if you get my drift.

Exactly what I was thinking.

Sometimes HOAs are worth it.  This would be one of those times....

4 hours ago, slorch said:

Fuck shooting this guy.

Fine him...and make him clean it all up.  

Make him live in it, completely fence him in, drop off a few cases of ramen a week.

Leave an industrial dumpster on the site, he can leave the property once all of that shit is in the dumpster.

I'd rather fund the dumpsters than pay for him to be in county or whatever.

5 hours ago, crash_davis said:

Was going to post in Holy Shit thread but I figured there would be discussion on this.

Surely this dickhead is breaking some sort of ordinance? If not, then why the fuck isn't there an ordinance preventing assholes from turning a neighborhood house into a shitpile? So what's going to happen to this trash? Is the city going to pick up the bill to discard it? 

And is there a jury in this land who would convict a neighbor if he shot the dickhead trash king?

Assholes like this dude are why we have god awful HOAs. 

 

Everyone around him moved to Austin already. No one to shoot.

If it were San Francisco, everyone around him would be fined for not adhering to the city codes, unlike this guy.

Edited by phdhorn

...

From the West side

To the East side

Everybody's very happy

Cause the sun is shining all the time

...

Bill Maher has been waiting over 1100 days to get his solar power approved by various local ordinances. Cali makes no sense most of the time.

On 3/4/2021 at 1:04 PM, Judge Roybeanbag said:

Seems like a fire hazard, if you get my drift.

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Wait, it's LA?

I'm surprised anyone in that shithole even noticed.

Almost the entire place is a landfill.

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