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Which iyo affects your looks more:balding or being fat?

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depends on what you mean by 'affect'...

balding is more obvious and striking, but you can still easily recognize who it is.

weight gain can literally hide someone...i had to google to confirm who the second pic was (i was correct but i had to guess). 

 

55 minutes ago, mchookem said:

depends on what you mean by 'affect'...

balding is more obvious and striking, but you can still easily recognize who it is.

weight gain can literally hide someone...i had to google to confirm who the second pic was (i was correct but i had to guess). 

 

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I’d also say weight/fat. 

1 hour ago, mchookem said:

i had to google to confirm who the second pic was (i was correct but i had to guess). 

Elton? 

I'd rather buzz my hair than be fat.

We talking about men or women here?  

14 hours ago, mchookem said:

depends on what you mean by 'affect'...

balding is more obvious and striking, but you can still easily recognize who it is.

weight gain can literally hide someone...i had to google to confirm who the second pic was (i was correct but i had to guess). 

 

Elvis looks like he's dropped a few LBS to be honest 

Unfortunately I'm both.  Go ahead and add on stupid and I've hit the Trifecta. 

You can always put on a hat easier than you can take off the fat.

I'm morbidly obese but I also shave my gonads, so I have a no net loss in the looks department.

I have bad dreams about being bald, so my vanity runs in that direction. I should be a fat fucker, but I've always had the metabolism of a 20 year old.  I'd still say though being bald is better than being a fat fuck.

I'd much, much rather be going bald, than being a fat ass.

Being a fat fuck just sends a negative message to society, regarding ones laziness, cleanliness (body and home).......just sends an overall piggish image. 

fat is way way worse than being bald.

jean luc picard/sean connery/bruce willis - still considered handsome and desirable with little to no hair

John Candy/Chris Farley - never considered a hunk

but the number one turn off/turn on for women, hands down is height. Looks, hair and weight are not even in the same ballpark as height for women's attractiveness to males.

These responses bottle my mind. You can do something about being fat, you can't do shit about going bald. 

23 minutes ago, Doc Sam Beckett said:

you can't do shit about going bald. 

Not sure about your police work there, Lou... 

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Bald? Fat? No biggy. What really gets the wimmen is when I slowly turn my dead 1,000-yard zombie stare on them.

2 hours ago, Doc Sam Beckett said:

These responses bottle my mind. You can do something about being fat, you can't do shit about going bald. 

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Hardest part of picking up women is being single...

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3 hours ago, blacklab said:

fat is way way worse than being bald.

jean luc picard/sean connery/bruce willis - still considered handsome and desirable with little to no hair

John Candy/Chris Farley - never considered a hunk

but the number one turn off/turn on for women, hands down is height. Looks, hair and weight are not even in the same ballpark as height for women's attractiveness to males.

What is the manlet cutoff height?

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4 hours ago, Onboard 2.0 said:

I have bad dreams about being bald, so my vanity runs in that direction. I should be a fat fucker, but I've always had the metabolism of a 20 year old.  I'd still say though being bald is better than being a fat fuck.

I mean Clooney goes from international sex symbol to looking like a creepy uncle in that pic. And weight for the most part is calories in, calories out. You prob don't eat like a fat fuck.

2 minutes ago, lmao said:

I mean Clooney goes from international sex symbol to looking like a creepy uncle in that pic. And weight for the most part is calories in, calories out. You prob don't eat like a fat fuck.

I put a feed bag on, and I have a sweet tooth... 

Still laugh at Stephen Miller getting tooled on for his foray into spray on hair. Fucking weirdo

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5 hours ago, Underdog said:

Not sure about your police work there, Lou... 

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I need this in mullet.

2 hours ago, Onboard 2.0 said:

I put a feed bag on, and I have a sweet tooth... 

Fuck you...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

With all due respect, of course. 

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