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Alex Bonilla, 51, pleaded no contest to charges of kidnapping to inflict bodily harm, burglary while armed, aggravated battery with a deadly weapon, and aggravated assault with a firearm, for the attack on his 32-year-old next door neighbor.

According to Gilchrist County Sheriff's Office, on the morning of July 14, 2019, the father-of-five walked 50 yards from his trailer to the neighbor's home and broke in, armed with a gun.

The neighbor was making breakfast for his two daughters at the time; Bonilla told him he would kill him if he resisted, and then forced him into a bedroom, where he tied him up.

 

He then pulled down his underwear, tied a rubber band around the base of his genitals and "forcefully cut off the victim's penis with a pair of scissors," deputies said.

 

According to the police report, Bonilla then ran back across the street to his own home with the severed appendage.

 

Investigators never specified a motive for the assault; however they said Bonilla had discovered the neighbor having sex with his wife about two months prior.

holy shit, Florida...wtf?

8 minutes ago, Kyrie Eleison said:

Investigators never specified a motive for the assault; however they said Bonilla had discovered the neighbor having sex with his wife about two months prior.

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I told my friend that was not the perfect Florida song because it didn't say anything about an alligator or bath salts...so he sat down and wrote another verse...

Edited by Dennis Taylor

Savage dude.

Shoulda used the proper tool on the tool.
 

 

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"infidelity, scissors and a penis..."

Pretty sure I have a demo cut of that album in my old cassettes somewhere....

2 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

"infidelity, scissors and a penis..."

Pretty sure I have a demo cut of that album in my old cassettes somewhere....

King Missile, right?

15 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

"infidelity, scissors and a penis..."

Pretty sure I have a demo cut of that album in my old cassettes somewhere....

Sounds like a Motown trio to me

This thread makes me uncomfortable 

"Infidelity, Scissors, and  a Penis" is the the name of my Mamas and the Papas cover band.

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"Infidelity, Scissors, and  a Penis" is the the name of my Mamas and the Papas cover band.

it’s the title of my biography...
9 hours ago, Kyrie Eleison said:

He then pulled down his underwear, tied a rubber band around the base of his genitals 

It makes me wonder if he cooked his meals or guarded him while he slept. 

1 hour ago, burntorangebongos said:

Why did he take it with him? I get cutting it off...sort of biblical. But why did he take it with him and what did he do with it?

He added it to the bag.  For Stoops.

Who was it that was always posting these "cut it clean off" stories on the old sites?

Who was it that was always posting these "cut it clean off" stories on the old sites?

Bigwill....right?
1 hour ago, Brisketexan said:


Bigwill....right?

Yeah, that sounds right.

13 hours ago, burntorangebongos said:

Why did he take it with him? I get cutting it off...sort of biblical. But why did he take it with him and what did he do with it?

My guess is he took back to his house, tossed it to his wife, and asked how she liked dem apples. 

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