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No gimmicky thread title, straight business. Will have a little season preview later. In the meantime...

 

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I’m so ducking sick of everyone getting hurt every season. 

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Stanton is working his way off my shit list. Hicks gunning for that top spot

2 hours ago, Helobious said:

It appears we suck this year

Bring back Joe !   

If not for the Astros' cameras he would still be here.

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Yeah that was huge for team morale. He strikes out there and it’s likely the Yankees go a full week between wins. 

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On 5/5/2021 at 9:44 PM, shadow_operative2.0 said:

Helo, have you penned your apology letter to Giancarlo yet this season? 

He’s making me eat my words. I’m here for it. 
 

And don’t look now, but we’re starting to not suck as of late. 1 game out of first now.

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His defense sure has though. I think he’s just off to a slow start, that bat is too talented to stay dormant much longer.

On 5/13/2021 at 9:17 AM, Helobious said:

His defense sure has though. I think he’s just off to a slow start, that bat is too talented to stay dormant much longer.

What in his history makes you think he is a talented bat. I look at his stats, both in the minors and bigs, and he seems like a jag. 

I was supposed to go to Argentina to shoot dove later this year with my FIL, his other son in law, grandson, and some cousins from my step sis in law's family.  Conflicts with my own son's wedding, so Jay Bruce is going instead.  Ah, retirement.

4 hours ago, shadow_operative2.0 said:

 Rangers owe Kluber one. 
 

 

Did not age well,  my friend !     🙂

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I don’t think I paid enough attention to you when you said Odor was bad at defense. Jesus fuck.

Yeah, Cole wasn’t real happy with having to throw those extra pitches. His turn on the TP last night was pretty sick though. 

He played mostly 3B this spring for us, Woodward said he’s probably better there. But Gio ain’t going anywhere. 

Here’s a fucking crazy stat. 

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The Yankees have become the first team in history to pitch a no-hitter, turn a triple play and celebrate a walk-off win in a three-day span, according to STATS.

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Voit making his prescense known. I just have a feeling the team is about to go on a tear.

On 6/24/2021 at 11:01 AM, Helobious said:

Voit making his prescense known. I just have a feeling the team is about to go on a tear.

Good call

Tony, honest question, why do you troll? You tried it on the Mariners’ thread, looked like a bitch. 

If any of us dared infiltrate the idiotic groupthink thread, you fucks would explode. 

So why? I’m not a Yankees’ fan, but I post shit relevant to this team. I don’t troll. 

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27 minutes ago, shadow_operative2.0 said:

Tony, honest question, why do you troll? You tried it on the Mariners’ thread, looked like a bitch. 

If any of us dared infiltrate the idiotic groupthink thread, you fucks would explode. 

So why? I’m not a Yankees’ fan, but I post shit relevant to this team. I don’t troll. 

Shadow, honest question. Who died and made you monitor of these boards. You constantly attempt to set the rules according to your whims and mock people who don’t follow them to your satisfaction or disagree with your narrative. 

Since you won’t answer, how badly would you fucking idiots cry if Helo or I came into your sacred thread? You bitches would act like the fucking world was ending. 


So again, why do you troll? 

4 hours ago, shadow_operative2.0 said:

@TonyTexas, you dead? Why are you not trolling anymore? 

 

If I came to your little baby thread, you would be fucking PISSED. 

Why don’t you mind your own fucking business? Why do you make 6 non- baseball related posts calling me out for trolling a troll that has nothing to do with you. I’d say to stfu but you love to hear yourself talk to much. 850, mostly shitty,  posts a month mostly go like this:

 

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Alright bro, you may go now. Came to troll, produced nothing. We call that the Tony. 

As much as you dislike Helo & I, we do actually discuss the Yankees here. 

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And it’s fucked up you guys would do this at such an emotional time for me. Fucking Red Sox just swept us and our pets heads are falling off.

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Chapman quickly etching his own face into my Mt. Rushmore of hated Yankees. Joining the ranks of Chris Stewart, Carl Pavano, Kevin Brown, Stanton, and supreme overlord of them all, Jayson Nix. Shit.

Fuck the Yankees.  The only time I step foot in Yankees stadium (Seriously, a 3B stadium without a retractable roof?!?) is when the Astros are playing the Yankees.  

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2 hours ago, PenelopeWitherspoon said:

Fuck the Yankees.  The only time I step foot in Yankees stadium (Seriously, a 3B stadium without a retractable roof?!?) is when the Astros are playing the Yankees.  

That’s cool. The only time I step foot in Minute Maid is when I want to see what it looks like when 30,000 people who eat Golden Corral twice a week gather in one location. 

24 minutes ago, Helobious said:

That’s cool. The only time I step foot in Minute Maid is when I want to see what it looks like when 30,000 people who eat Golden Corral twice a week gather in one location. 

Difference is, you do not live in Houston.  I do live in NYC. Straight shot on the 4 Express train.

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