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Governor Polis issued a proclamation that March 20th is Meat Out day, urging citizens to not eat meat on that day.  It has all the ranchers and farmers here up in arms, and I can’t blame them.  The meatout.org site says “MeatOut has grown into the world’s largest annual grassroots educational campaign dedicated to removing meat, and more, from our plates.”  So while I voted for and generally like the job Polis has done, I think this is stupid.  It’s only meaningful outcome is to get people like Lauren Boebert elected.

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Do I just walk around with my dick out?

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4 minutes ago, Js1 said:

Do I just walk around with my dick out?

Sorry, that's Meatless Monday. 

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Polis will be eating meat that day it just won't be from a cow.

19 minutes ago, Js1 said:

Do I just walk around with my dick out?

Hi Mr. Boebert!

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Meat flaps is the preferred nomenclature, dude.

8 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

is pootang considered a meat ?

Yes, and Polis is going to lose that battle. 

Somebody oughtta get Door Dash to deliver buckets of KFC to the governor's mansion and watch how fast they get devoured.  #MeatIn  #NoHomo

37 minutes ago, Goredho said:

Meat flaps is the preferred nomenclature, dude.

You’re thinking of Taco Tuesday.

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You think it is stupid to have a day that promotes a healthy diet? It’s one day. February 21 was national grain free day. Who gives a shit. 
 

having the day emboldens the Broebert stupidity, therefore the governor shouldn’t do it? That’s a sad threat. It’s the same dumb shit said not impeach Trump for insurrection, or really do anything worth a shit because it might rile up the morons is living by fear. Those dumbfucks will get all hot and bothered over mr. Potato head. They literally search for stupid shit to embolden themselves. 
 

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Voters in Colorado’s 3rd congressional district who make a living selling meat.

3 minutes ago, Goredho said:

Voters in Colorado’s 3rd congressional district who make a living selling meat.

Oh, he’s just the governor of the 3rd district? My bad then 

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Me on Colorado MeatOut day... 

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Soon Fox News and the Clay Travis rubes will be screaming about meat getting cancelled.  

59 minutes ago, Neonmoon said:

You think it is stupid to have a day that promotes a healthy diet? It’s one day. February 21 was national grain free day. Who gives a shit. 
 


 

Lol no shit. I hope Colorado residents are able to survive one day without meat. 

56 minutes ago, Ted Lange said:

Soon Fox News and the Clay Davis rubes will be screaming about meat getting cancelled.  

 

1 hour ago, Doc Sam Beckett said:

I hope Colorado residents are able to survive one day without meat

Colorado is woefully underweight (compared to most states). I hope they survive. 

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The interesting thing about that map is that the eastern 1/3 of Colorado is basically indistinguishable from Kansas. I would bet their obesity rate is closer to 10% if you only look at the mountain part.

11 hours ago, washparkhorn said:

Colorado is woefully underweight (compared to most states). I hope they survive. 

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Republicans are fat.

The majority of the population lives in Denver (Democrat) and then Colorado Springs (Republican), the rest of the state is sparsely populated. 

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1st District - 852,816 (Central Denver) - Blue

2nd District - 824,050 (West of Denver, Boulder, Ski Resorts, Fort Collins)- Blue

3rd District - 756,569 (West Part of State) - Red

4th District - 868,302 (East Part of State) - Red

5th District - 820,255 (Colorado Springs) - Red

6th District - 828,201 (West/South Denver) - Blue

7th District - 808,543   (North/East Denver) - Blue

 

 

15 hours ago, Goredho said:

Meat flaps is the preferred nomenclature, dude.

If I'm going to die for a word.   My word is poontang.

Colorado is woefully underweight (compared to most states). I hope they survive. 
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10 minutes ago, Macanudo said:

If I'm going to die for a word.   My word is poontang.

As in “Wang Dang?” Shame on you.

I’d go for “jellyroll” because you’ve got to admit that that sweet, sweet jelly’s so good. 

This is like the time on The Office where they tried to get Kevin to eat a vegetable

I’ll post this here because there don’t seem to be any actual Deadheads posting in the Grateful Dead thread.

 

5 minutes ago, 6th Street said:

This is like the time on The Office where they tried to get Kevin to eat a vegetable

 

8 minutes ago, WhatTheBuck said:

As in “Wang Dang?” Shame on you.

I’d go for “jellyroll” because you’ve got to admit that that sweet, sweet jelly’s so good. 

Buck....   I want you to get straight up to Phu Bai.   Captain January will need all of his people.  

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