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From Indy100.com:

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If you like your coffee black, you may be someone who prefers strong flavours, takes good care of their health, or just wants to drink their coffee the way it’s supposed to be drunk. 

Or, you may be a psychopath. 

At least, that’s according to a new study published in the journal Appetite, which found a correlation between a love of black coffee and sadist or psychopathic tendencies.

The research surveyed more than 1,000 adults, asking them to give their food and flavour preferences. The participants then took a series of personality tests assessing antisocial personality traits, such as sadism, narcissism and psychopathy. 

The study, carried out by researchers at the University of Innsbruck, found that a preference for bitter flavours was linked to psychopathic behaviour. 

The closest association was between bitter foods and “everyday sadism” – that is to say, enjoyment of inflicting moderate levels of pain on others. 

I take umbrage, personally, at this description of "everyday sadism". I practice exceptional sadism, thank you very much.

Who doesn't drink their coffee black?

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9 minutes ago, G650 said:

Who doesn't drink their coffee black?

Clearly, somebody who's just asking for it.

Excuse me, I happened to passing by and thought you might like some coffee...

27 minutes ago, Thetexashammer said:

I like my women like I like my coffee.

Ah yes. Without a penis.

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10 hours ago, Thetexashammer said:

I like my women like I like my coffee.

Cold, pretentious, and in glasses?

11 hours ago, Thetexashammer said:

I like my women like I like my coffee.

Grounded up.

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9 minutes ago, GlenFromTheMailRoom said:

Yes.  Or 2000 midgets.  Not sure about the math on that one.

Nothing as truly frightening as a psychopathic midget.

That "study" is stupid. They interviewd 1,000 people. Whoopti-fucking-do. I could find 1,000 people that like getting fisted who eat cheeries, but that doesn't mean there is a correlation between the two you dumb twats. 

full disclosure: I drink black coffee and have sadistic urges. 

 

 

4 minutes ago, Neonmoon said:

 I could find 1,000 people that like getting fisted who eat cheeries,

I'm sure Vic has a thread about that.

Just finished 3 cups of straight up black sumatra blend coffee.

CSB.

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32 minutes ago, Moby Ric said:

Just finished 3 cups of straight up black sumatra blend coffee.

CSB.

How many puppies have you kicked since then?

I drink good coffee black. I don’t drink bad coffee black.  I unfortunately drink a lot of bad coffee. 

26 minutes ago, Walden Ponderer said:

How many puppies have you kicked since then?

All of them

14 hours ago, Thetexashammer said:

I like my women like I like my coffee.

With cream?

I'm not eating any more cherries.

 

Just in case it's part of the new study...

 

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Stonewall Jackson sucked lemons all day. And he was a pretty sadistic motherfucker, so mebbe there's something to it.

Of course, U.S. Grant chowed down on cucumbers drizzled with vinegar, which just goes to show the crazies are everywhere.

Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go scrub out some splatter stains. The resemblance to blood is purely a coincidence, so no interviews, please.

5 hours ago, Walden Ponderer said:

How many puppies have you kicked since then?

Black coffee, salad lunch.  After that, the ass spice will flow.

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1 minute ago, Moby Ric said:

Black coffee, salad lunch.  After that, the ass spice will flow.

Interesting description. Very Arrakeen. Watch out for the worms.

12 hours ago, Walden Ponderer said:

Nothing as truly frightening as a psychopathic midget.

maybe the best thing jackass ever did. 

 

I like my coffee like I like my chewin' road tar...

On 5/1/2018 at 9:53 AM, Chuychanga said:

Grounded up.

And stored in the freezer

I take my coffee black, in an IV drip. You got a problem with that?

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