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As weird as the world has been this last year and 1/2, I'm betting not guilty.

 

1 minute ago, Rip76 said:

As weird as the world has been this last year and 1/2, I'm betting not guilty.

 

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There's no way they'd come back this quick with an acquittal.

Especially with all the threats and the Mainstream Narrative Media printing dox starter kits.  The Star Tribune's was more than just a minimal bio:

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I’m guessing guilty. Sticking with that. I called it right a few posts ago that they would not hang. I’m trying to bat 2-0! 

Just now, Red Five said:

Verdict will be read in the next 1-2 hours. 

 

TWO HOURS! 

two weeks.  

I just took a two pound shit.  

I gotta buy a lottery ticket. 

 

330 PM CDT is the time that I keep seeing on all the MSP news sites.

It's not a stretch to say that this is the most meaningful verdict in Minnesota history.

3 minutes ago, clapclapclap said:

There's no way they'd come back this quick with an acquittal.

 

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1 minute ago, GopherRock said:

330 PM CDT is the time that I keep seeing on all the MSP news sites.

It's not a stretch to say that this is the most meaningful verdict in Minnesota history.

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Guilty.  And only manslaughter in Chauvin's dreams.  No way in hell you reach anything this fast other than the more serious charges...

I'd stay indoors in Minneapolis tonight regardless of the verdict. 

i'm driving while this will be read, anywhere I can stream from my phone? 

330 PM CDT is the time that I keep seeing on all the MSP news sites.
It's not a stretch to say that this is the most meaningful verdict in Minnesota history.

Kirby Pucketts? Lol
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1 minute ago, Deej said:

I'd stay indoors in Minneapolis tonight regardless of the verdict. 

Yup.  All activities have been canceled anyway.  Wife's headed home with the kids and we'll just have a game night.  Wait, shit. Do I have time to go get some beer?

2 minutes ago, Mez2 said:

i'm driving while this will be read, anywhere I can stream from my phone? 

npr?

Just now, Gourmand said:

npr?

Pretty good guess.

2 hours ago, JimmyJames said:

Robert Duval was so good in that movie.  You think he’s the villain when the entire damn time he’s trying to get the John Travolta character to do the right thing, and he never does to his ultimate downfall. 

Interesting perspective, particularly as you are a plaintiff's lawyer.  His character, Jerome Facher, was supposed to be a great trial lawyer and a pretty decent human being.  At times in the film and the book, it seemed as though he let the lawyer part get in the way of his humanity.

But I think you're right in that Schlichtmann lost sight of everything in that case in pursuit of some vanity or other.

5 minutes ago, Deej said:

I'd stay indoors in Minneapolis tonight regardless of the verdict. 

I'd take a nice road trip to Fargo for a few days....

2 minutes ago, TexasHooch said:

  

Yup.  All activities have been canceled anyway.  Wife's headed home with the kids and we'll just have a game night.  Wait, shit. Do I have time to go get some beer?

There is always time to get beer. Might as well stock up. 

 

 

6 minutes ago, TexasHooch said:

  

Yup.  All activities have been canceled anyway.  Wife's headed home with the kids and we'll just have a game night.  Wait, shit. Do I have time to go get some beer?

just don't go to Cup Foods (too soon?)

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Just now, WillUSAF said:

just don't go to Cup Foods

You can go there, just pay with a debit card.

We all know Portland's sister city is whatever one that's rioting. I wonder what if they'll continue to burn down Nike and Apple stores. 

Do you think Cup Foods has seen a spike in sales? Asking for a friend

I'm going with Murder 2.   I simply can't fathom watching that video and acquitting.  I refuse to believe that's actually on the table.  

5 minutes ago, workswithseed said:

We all know Portland's sister city is whatever one that's rioting. I wonder what if they'll continue to burn down Nike and Apple stores. 

As a show of solidarity with both police and people of color brutalized by police...3,000 Austinites are staging an overnight "sit-in" tonight all around downtown and along major Austin highway corridors.  They'll be putting up tents, cooking food, drinking, and socializing all night, every night until Derek Chauvin is released from prison.  Nobody is sure what exactly their position is, only that they smell.  

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No chance that 12 jurors all believe this quickly that he’s not guilty. Pretty sure the only suspense is which offense(s) he’s guilty of. 

You would think so, if you are a rational person with the capacity for compassion and who views black people as fellow humans.

I'm just worried that 1 in 12 might not fit that description.

Just now, Pato del Muerto said:

No chance that 12 jurors all believe this quickly that he’s not guilty. Pretty sure the only suspense is which offense(s) he’s guilty of. 

Agreed.  And it almost seems to quick for a compromise on a lesser charge.  Why I'm putting my $$ on Murder 2.

5 minutes ago, WillUSAF said:

Do you think Cup Foods has seen a spike in sales? Asking for a friend

Word is that they've been on their knees praying for higher sales.

2 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

No chance that 12 jurors all believe this quickly that he’s not guilty. Pretty sure the only suspense is which offense(s) he’s guilty of. 

OJ was four hours of deliberation.

Rodney King was seven days.

 

Who fuckin knows, ya know?

1 minute ago, Hawndoh said:

You would think so, if you are a rational person with the capacity for compassion and who views black people as fellow humans.

I'm just worried that 1 in 12 might not fit that description.

There very well may be but I can't fathom he or she could have carried the room in this short of time.

3 minutes ago, Skipper said:

I'm going with Murder 2.   I simply can't fathom watching that video and acquitting.  I refuse to believe that's actually on the table.  

Murder 2 sounds right.  Chauvin didn't mean to kill him, but he did mean to hurt him, and in the process, a guy who wasn't resisting, fighting, or fleeing ended up dead.  If that's not murder 2 or manslaughter, especially with Chauvin's prior complaint record, then we have lost our way even worse than I already think we have.  

They need to send this monster away for a very long time.

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1 minute ago, Skipper said:

Agreed.  And it almost seems to quick for a compromise on a lesser charge.  Why I'm putting my $$ on Murder 2.

As long as it's got "murder" in the ruling the city will be ok.  The city will burn over Manslaughter just as much as it will on Not-Guilty.

Just now, TexasHooch said:

As long as it's got "murder" in the ruling the city will be ok.  The city will burn over Manslaughter just as much as it will on Not-Guilty.

I suspect this is right.  I can see some division on the highest charge.  But if they fall short of any verdict that includes "murder," it's not good.

1 minute ago, TexasHooch said:

As long as it's got "murder" in the ruling the city will be ok.  The city will burn over Manslaughter just as much as it will on Not-Guilty.

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24 minutes ago, Deej said:

I'd stay indoors in Minneapolis tonight regardless of the verdict. 

Unless you need a new TV...

My guess is guilty of the minimum possible offense. Hence easy compromise. He’ll be free and working as a cop again in five years.

2 minutes ago, TexasHooch said:

As long as it's got "murder" in the ruling the city will be ok.  The city will burn over Manslaughter just as much as it will on Not-Guilty.

 

1 minute ago, MissingInAction said:

Anything less than murder 2 and Minnesota burns.

 

Yep.

0% chance unless jury nullification is at play.

Man2 requires "great bodily harm" while Murder2 only requires "substantial bodily harm."

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