March 12, 20214 yr Finally jumping on the site. Having a kid in the next couple of weeks and will need some sanity. Anything I should know about? Like how to post in the football forum? lol. Hookem
March 12, 20214 yr lmao, so you need to post more in the non-football non-recruiting boards before you can create threads there. You should try to have more than 100 posts and 100 rep and you will be able to access everything there is to access on the site. You get more rep when you become a full member, right now you only have 1 rep to give every day, you can pay tree-fiddy and you have unlimited rep to give.
March 12, 20214 yr 8 hours ago, Mercury_Mambo said: Finally jumping on the site. Having a kid in the next couple of weeks and will need some sanity. Anything I should know about? Don't post pictures of your naked pregnant self in this forum. That belongs in The Cloak Room.
March 12, 20214 yr 8 hours ago, Mercury_Mambo said: and will need some sanity. You might be on the wrong site.
March 12, 20214 yr 1 hour ago, immamac said: You should try to have more than 100 posts and 100 rep and you will be able to access everything there is to access on the site. Except SSSSSSSSSSSSS Squirrel
March 12, 20214 yr Everything you need to know is here -- Surlyhorns newcomers guide Edited March 12, 20214 yr by Beau Vine
March 12, 20214 yr 12 hours ago, Mercury_Mambo said: Like how to post in the football forum? don't read or post in football, $9.95, daily texan, or cloak room, and you'll probably be fine. also, pm @Derka, @Derka Derka, and @Derka Derka Derka for access to the super secret @NowThis fan club
March 12, 20214 yr 5 hours ago, immamac said: you can pay tree-fiddy and you have unlimited rep to give. As a recent Club member, this is (good) pertinent news. And here I thought I had just been duped into the penny stonk p&d newsletter scheme!...
March 12, 20214 yr 18 minutes ago, UTPhil2006 said: And @Lerka Lerka Don’t go dragging me into this! Coming here for sanity? 😂 You have a lot to learn young grasshopper. Stay out of the cloak room. Lot of crazy in there.
March 13, 20214 yr @The Fantastic Dr. Scrote I think for new members I'm going to remove the video roll and the in thread ads. Only keep the header, side rails and footer ads. Would that be better?
March 13, 20214 yr This will fix the bottom bar. On 12/30/2020 at 3:46 PM, shadow_operative2.0 said: Yeah, disable Mobile navigation bar.
March 13, 20214 yr 8 minutes ago, The Fantastic Dr. Scrote said: I don't care what anybody else says, immamac, i think you're doing a great job Thanks, had to turn on ads for the "new members" today the intent was always to have an "ad lite" experience vs the aids that pure lurkers see. Expect to see that in the next day or so. You lose ads entirely with 100 posts or 100 rep when you become a "full member" 7 minutes ago, shadow_operative2.0 said: This will fix the bottom bar. Listen to this man.
March 13, 20214 yr What does that Blurred background do? I’ve never seen a difference enabled or not, at least on iPad.
March 13, 20214 yr 17 hours ago, The Fantastic Dr. Scrote said: MOBILE USERS ARE USERS TOO Meh, screw Alabama. Edit: Wait, The Major Applewhite? Edited March 13, 20214 yr by clapclapclap
March 13, 20214 yr 5 hours ago, clapclapclap said: Meh, screw Alabama. Edit: Wait, The Major Applewhite? Yes For the record, i will literally fuck anyone. Including Chris Simms
March 14, 20214 yr On 3/12/2021 at 6:51 PM, shadow_operative2.0 said: What does that Blurred background do? I’ve never seen a difference enabled or not, at least on iPad. If you stare at it long enough you'll see dickbutt.
March 14, 20214 yr On 3/12/2021 at 11:46 AM, Beau Vine said: Everything you need to know is here -- Surlyhorns newcomers guide Yep. I clicked it. Furk me.
March 14, 20214 yr Just now, Sbbruin said: Yep. I clicked it. Furk me. I did, but only to see if it was lemonparty, tubgirl, goatse, 2girls1cup, or a rickroll.
March 14, 20214 yr 4 minutes ago, Sbbruin said: Yep. I clicked it. Furk me. Private school money well spent
March 15, 20214 yr So I guess that explains the sudden ads. I haven’t posted enough. That makes sense. I’ll start adding to the mix.
March 21, 20214 yr You can disable ads by pressing ALT+F4 It's too bad there is no equivalent hot key for them filthy mobile users.
March 21, 20214 yr One post might make him a better poster than 90% of the people with over a 1000. And infinitely better than whatever drivel I've added.
April 1, 20214 yr I understand there is an incredible former player interview that is a MUST LISTEN. But is there a way to disable that banner from showing up every time I click on a thread? I've X'd out of it multiple times and it keeps popping up.
April 6, 20214 yr Just FYI for everyone (And sincere apologies in the slim chance I get this wrong). @Dembele is one of @Wanker Bob's sock accounts and it currently has no posts. But he will use it to neg. I neg blasted @Wanker Bob last week (probably about 20-25 times) after he quite literally negged two of my posts that had nothing to do with each other (two separate forums) and were not in response to him, in order to send a message of deterrence. @Wanker Bob likes to randomly neg multiple other users outside the CR, which is rather odd, but probably a sick cry for attention. Apparently he's obtuse, doesn't get the message, and has nothing else better to do. He's currently trying to return the favor through the @Dembele account. I've made our beneficial dictator aware and hopefully it will result in an IP ban. But just in case it doesn't....something to be aware of. I normally don't complain about negs because it is a way to keep us all honest, but there has to be discretion when negging, too. I would be happy to initiate crowd sourcing of @Wanker Bob and @Dembele accounts if it's the proper way to go about it.
April 16, 20214 yr On 3/12/2021 at 6:47 PM, immamac said: You lose ads entirely with 100 posts or 100 rep when you become a "full member" I have 100 rep. Does that mean I can get the ads turned off, or do I need to get to 100 posts as well?
April 21, 20214 yr 9 hours ago, NotActuallyALonghorn said: You need to stop touching yourself. No, it feels too good.
May 9, 20214 yr On 4/5/2021 at 10:55 PM, UDontKnow said: I neg blasted @Wanker Bob last week (probably about 20-25 times) after he quite literally negged two of my posts that had nothing to do with each other (two separate forums) and were not in response to him, in order to send a message of deterrence. that’s a bit sad, isn’t it? seems like a lot of time and effort for nothing.
May 10, 20214 yr When posting a link to something, make sure a link to "best huge cocks pegging" is not included in the link.
May 10, 20214 yr On 3/12/2021 at 2:46 PM, Beau Vine said: Everything you need to know is here -- Surlyhorns newcomers guide Goddammit
May 10, 20214 yr On 3/12/2021 at 7:36 PM, The Fantastic Dr. Scrote said: Also this bar is worthless We have a thread on the Devil Rays? Wow. That's some diversity.
May 10, 20214 yr 4 hours ago, Bullneck said: We have a thread on the Devil Rays? Wow. That's some diversity. yeah man it's fucked up
May 11, 20214 yr @Mercury_Mambo it’s time for your mandatory 2 month new member check in. How’s it going? Do you love surly? Have@Derka, @Derka Derka and @Derka Derka Derka been helpful whilst pm-ing? What can we collectively do to improve your enjoyment of the site? Your feedback is appreciated
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