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Finally jumping on the site.  Having a kid in the next couple of weeks and will need some sanity.  Anything I should know about?  Like how to post in the football forum? lol. Hookem

Rule #1 - Any questions/issues? PM Derka

Rule #2 - See Rule #1

lmao, so you need to post more in the non-football non-recruiting boards before you can create threads there.

You should try to have more than 100 posts and 100 rep and you will be able to access everything there is to access on the site. 

You get more rep when you become a full member, right now you only have 1 rep to give every day, you can pay tree-fiddy and you have unlimited rep to give. 

And don't let em kid you... red rep is best...

 

8 hours ago, Mercury_Mambo said:

Finally jumping on the site.  Having a kid in the next couple of weeks and will need some sanity.  Anything I should know about?  

Don't post pictures of your naked pregnant self in this forum.  That belongs in The Cloak Room.

8 hours ago, Mercury_Mambo said:

and will need some sanity.

You might be on the wrong site.

1 hour ago, immamac said:

You should try to have more than 100 posts and 100 rep and you will be able to access everything there is to access on the site. 

 

Except SSSSSSSSSSSSS Squirrel

12 hours ago, Mercury_Mambo said:

Like how to post in the football forum?

don't read or post in football, $9.95, daily texan, or cloak room, and you'll probably be fine.  also, pm @Derka, @Derka Derka, and @Derka Derka Derka for access to the super secret @NowThis fan club

5 hours ago, immamac said:

you can pay tree-fiddy and you have unlimited rep to give. 

As a recent Club member, this is (good) pertinent news. And here I thought I had just been duped into the penny stonk p&d newsletter scheme!...

18 minutes ago, UTPhil2006 said:

Don’t go dragging me into this! 

Coming here for sanity? 😂  You have a lot to learn young grasshopper.  
 

Stay out of the cloak room.  Lot of crazy in there. 

8 minutes ago, The Fantastic Dr. Scrote said:

I don't care what anybody else says, immamac, i think you're doing a great job

Thanks, had to turn on ads for the "new members" today the intent was always to have an "ad lite" experience vs the aids that pure lurkers see. Expect to see that in the next day or so. You lose ads entirely with 100 posts or 100 rep when you become a "full member"

7 minutes ago, shadow_operative2.0 said:

This will fix the bottom bar.

 

Listen to this man.

17 hours ago, The Fantastic Dr. Scrote said:

MOBILE USERS ARE USERS TOO

Meh, screw Alabama.

 

Edit:  Wait, The Major Applewhite?

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On 3/12/2021 at 6:51 PM, shadow_operative2.0 said:

What does that Blurred background do? I’ve never seen a difference enabled or not, at least on iPad. 

If you stare at it long enough you'll see dickbutt.

Just now, Sbbruin said:

Yep.  I clicked it.  Furk me.

I did, but only to see if it was lemonparty, tubgirl, goatse, 2girls1cup, or a rickroll.

4 minutes ago, Sbbruin said:

Yep.  I clicked it.  Furk me.

Private school money well spent 

4 minutes ago, Upgrayedd said:

Private school money well spent 

 

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So I guess that explains the sudden ads. I haven’t posted enough. That makes sense. I’ll start adding to the mix.

You can disable ads by pressing ALT+F4

It's too bad there is no equivalent hot key for them filthy mobile users.

One post might make him a better poster than 90% of the people with over a 1000. And infinitely better than whatever drivel I've added. 

  • 2 weeks later...

I understand there is an incredible former player interview that is a MUST LISTEN. But is there a way to disable that banner from showing up every time I click on a thread? I've X'd out of it multiple times and it keeps popping up. 

Just FYI for everyone (And sincere apologies in the slim chance I get this wrong). @Dembele is one of @Wanker Bob's sock accounts and it currently has no posts. But he will use it to neg. I neg blasted @Wanker Bob last week (probably about 20-25 times) after he quite literally negged two of my posts that had nothing to do with each other (two separate forums) and were not in response to him, in order to send a message of deterrence. @Wanker Bob likes to randomly neg multiple other users outside the CR, which is rather odd, but probably a sick cry for attention.

Apparently he's obtuse, doesn't get the message, and has nothing else better to do. He's currently trying to return the favor through the @Dembele account. I've made our beneficial dictator aware and hopefully it will result in an IP ban. But just in case it doesn't....something to be aware of. I normally don't complain about negs because it is a way to keep us all honest, but there has to be discretion when negging, too. I would be happy to initiate crowd sourcing of @Wanker Bob and @Dembele accounts if it's the proper way to go about it.

  • 2 weeks later...
On 3/12/2021 at 6:47 PM, immamac said:

You lose ads entirely with 100 posts or 100 rep when you become a "full member"

I have 100 rep. Does that mean I can get the ads turned off, or do I need to get to 100 posts as well?

9 hours ago, NotActuallyALonghorn said:

You need to stop touching yourself.

No, it feels too good.

  • 3 weeks later...
On 4/5/2021 at 10:55 PM, UDontKnow said:

I neg blasted @Wanker Bob last week (probably about 20-25 times) after he quite literally negged two of my posts that had nothing to do with each other (two separate forums) and were not in response to him, in order to send a message of deterrence.

that’s a bit sad, isn’t it? seems like a lot of time and effort for nothing. 

When posting a link to something, make sure a link to "best huge cocks pegging" is not included in the link.  

On 3/12/2021 at 7:36 PM, The Fantastic Dr. Scrote said:

Also this bar is worthless

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We have a thread on the Devil Rays?  Wow.  That's some diversity.

@Mercury_Mambo it’s time for your mandatory 2 month new member check in. How’s it going? Do you love surly? Have@Derka, @Derka Derka and @Derka Derka Derka been helpful whilst pm-ing? What can we collectively do to improve your enjoyment of the site? 
 

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