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Texas gets shit on constantly in the college football subreddit. It would be pleasant if we put the full force of Surly into this competition and destroyed our enemies. What else are we going to do in the offseason? Who's with me?
 
 

 

 

 

Edited by PatSolitanojr

7 minutes ago, PatSolitanojr said:
Texas gets shit on constantly in the college football subreddit. It would be pleasant if we put the full force of Surly into this competition and destroyed our enemies. What else are we going to do in the offseason? Who's with me?

If everyone is your friend, it's because you threaten no one.

Worry about it when they aren't taking their shots at Texas.

I skimmed the overview you posted and it seemed like a poll. That's a lot of words you posted. And it requires spending time on reddit.

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Just now, irishtexan said:

I skimmed the overview you posted and it seemed like a poll. That's a lot of words you posted. And it requires spending time on reddit.

That's fair

This seems like a worse use of my time than posting on Surly, and I didn't think that was possible.  Plus you spelled aggy wrong, so no.

13 minutes ago, irishtexan said:

Only aggy cares about online poles. 

I'm neither Aggie nor Longhorn and this was my first thought.

4 minutes ago, PatSolitanojr said:

Not old enough to hate fun, apparently  

Or recognize it.

For a second I thought I stumbled into the "random thoughts not worthy of their own thread" thread. And now that I mention it, I'm not sure I didn't.

21 minutes ago, irishtexan said:

Only aggy cares about online poles. 

What about online Turks?  Or Greeks?

1 minute ago, TrashMaster G said:

What about online Turks?  Or Greeks?

D'oh!

 

12 minutes ago, irishtexan said:

I skimmed the overview you posted and it seemed like a poll. That's a lot of words you posted. And it requires spending time on reddit.

Which is only worth it for the amateur porn. Or so i hear

But, you guys....a "flair filled parade will be thrown in the winner's honor"!!!

 

FOH

38 minutes ago, Randolph Duke said:

If everyone is your friend, it's because you threaten no one.

Worry about it when they aren't taking their shots at Texas.

I was going to write my usual expletive-laden rant expressing this sentiment, but I looked into my box of fucks to give and discovered I was all out.

29 minutes ago, TrashMaster G said:

What about online Turks?  Or Greeks?

Dang it, i can't add more reactions today!

And as a resident "Aggy" speaking for myself, I'm certainly into Poles, online and offline-- the blonde ones are hawt!

41 minutes ago, TrashMaster G said:

What about online Turks?  

That's no ones' business

 

12 minutes ago, 'stache said:

Ukraine is weak

mrw-someone-on-a-message-board-says-that

Edited by PHLaggie

Ask your boyfriend if it’s okay to post a thread next time 

Reddit is pretty gay....no thanks.

3 hours ago, PatSolitanojr said:
Texas gets shit on constantly in the college football subreddit. It would be pleasant if we put the full force of Surly into this competition and destroyed our enemies. What else are we going to do in the offseason? Who's with me?
 
 

 

 

 

I'm busy not caring

8 hours ago, UTCzech III said:

Can I ignore this thread too?

 

Please?

The Czechs clearly have issues with the poles.

8 minutes ago, flatdawgs said:

The Czechs clearly have issues with the poles.

I married a Czech and can only say that her issues with poles didn't start until after the marriage. 

College football Reddit is full of a bunch of thin skinned bitches who can’t take a damn joke. Also, say one not nice thing about aggy and you get a warning from the mods. Do it again and you get banned from the subreddit.

 

It’s a circle jerk community and it’s nauseating.

12 hours ago, PatSolitanojr said:

I guess I'll just go fuck myself then

inb4

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Don't let these degenerate fucks back you down in submission. Tell them to go fuck themselves like a normal surly would.  

Bunch of butt hurt motherfuckers over there. I got suspended for gently offering a hypothesis as to why a 4 star player decommitted from ou. I simply noted that he probably realized eating bags of ducks wasnt hiw style.

 

 

 

 

 

 

Worth it.

I couldn't care less. Anybody all threatened and butthurt over a 7-6 team are probably losers anyway.

On 4/30/2018 at 4:01 PM, irishtexan said:

Only aggy cares about online poles. 

Well, to be fair, it is the most realistic way for their fans to ever be voted #1 at anything (in an enclosed environment, with their fans voting amongst themselves)... 

 

1 hour ago, HOOK'EMHOOAH said:

Bunch of butt hurt motherfuckers over there. I got suspended for gently offering a hypothesis as to why a 4 star player decommitted from ou. I simply noted that he probably realized eating bags of ducks wasnt hiw style.

 

 

 

 

 

 

Worth it.

Those poor ducks.

10 minutes ago, El Diablo said:

Those poor ducks.

Fuck I hate autocorrect. Automisspell is more appropriate.

I saw this thread on day one and yet i feel the same as most....BUT i didnt post in it until now...let the fucker die like it should have...at this rate it will be #1 on google for texas sucks

Its an age old tale...dont feed the trolls

On 5/1/2018 at 6:36 AM, pearlandhorn said:

College football Reddit is full of a bunch of thin skinned bitches who can’t take a damn joke. Also, say one not nice thing about aggy and you get a warning from the mods. Do it again and you get banned from the subreddit.

 

It’s a circle jerk community and it’s nauseating.

I have the opposite experience.  As long as you're not just trolling or straight up being an ass, the moderation doesn't seem heavy handed at all.  I go out of my way to belittle aggy, Mizzou, and Nebraska about the way they left the Big 12 regularly when it comes up and I've never been banned.  In my experience, most fanbases on Reddit, especially other SEC fans, shit on A&M way more than us.  With regards to UT, the worst I see is people meme-ing fairly innocent stuff.  ("Don't let this distract you from remembering that Kansas beat Texas.") 

 

It all seems good-natured to me.  In fact, I've seen many people express their desire for us to be good again because it's "good for college football." 

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