March 15, 20214 yr Popular Post 13 minutes ago, closetohumping said: Bench 425 Squat 700 Curl 120 40 yard 4.8 2 mile run 12:00 cock 9 I certainly couldn't take 9 cocks.
March 15, 20214 yr 7 minutes ago, IDIOTsavant said: I certainly couldn't take 9 cocks. This is what South Austin's mom calls breakfast.
March 15, 20214 yr 2 hours ago, closetohumping said: Bench 425 Squat 700 Curl 120 40 yard 4.8 2 mile run 12:00 cock 9 Bench - maybe 150/ 200 Squat - the weight of one healthy turd Curl - maybe 50 40 yard - guess 10 seconds possibly 20 seconds 2 mile run - +6 hours cock - big enough to fuck
March 15, 20214 yr 3 hours ago, closetohumping said: Bench 425 Squat 700 Curl 120 40 yard 4.8 2 mile run 12:00 cock 9 Ok rocko. We know how this ends. Just post the video already and let's get this overwith. Will you never learn?
March 16, 20214 yr Sorry opened this topic...just like any other player stat...over stated. Edited March 16, 20214 yr by mininghorn88
March 16, 20214 yr 5 hours ago, closetohumping said: Bench 425 Squat 700 Curl 120 40 yard 4.8 2 mile run 12:00 cock 9 You are talking about dumbbell curls right? Because that is a fairly pathetic bb curl even if you can only bench 2-300 Edited March 16, 20214 yr by UT_OB1
March 16, 20214 yr Author 29 minutes ago, UT_OB1 said: You are talking about dumbbell curls right? Because that is a fairly pathetic bb curl even if you can only bench 2-300 Who are you Marty Cherry?
March 16, 20214 yr 14 minutes ago, closetohumping said: Who are you Marty Cherry? Had no idea who this was, so I looked it up. Guess he was some former player who gave up football to model. Ok. However, his name first popped up as “also suspended” in an article about Ron Weaver. I’d never heard of this guy or story! I was in elementary school when it happened, but I would have thought something like this would have become one of those stories you hear as a freshman. Crazy rabbit hole. Thanks for that.
March 16, 20214 yr Author 21 minutes ago, UT_OB1 said: Had no idea who this was, so I looked it up. Guess he was some former player who gave up football to model. Ok. However, his name first popped up as “also suspended” in an article about Ron Weaver. I’d never heard of this guy or story! I was in elementary school when it happened, but I would have thought something like this would have become one of those stories you hear as a freshman. Crazy rabbit hole. Thanks for that. Gonna be honest, I read your user name as UT_QB1 so I was trying to guess who you were.
March 16, 20214 yr Ha. Nope. Not even ob for orange blood. Just a Star Wars need and wasn’t sure what to sign up as. I now wonder what other crazy stories I might have missed during my 5 years on campus. Edited March 16, 20214 yr by UT_OB1
April 18, 20214 yr On 3/15/2021 at 3:22 PM, closetohumping said: Bench 425 Squat 700 Curl 120 40 yard 4.8 2 mile run 12:00 cock 9 you’re a bitch.
April 18, 20214 yr Author 8 minutes ago, futureman said: you’re a bitch. You must be confusing me for someone else. It happens. Don’t let it happen again
April 18, 20214 yr 20 minutes ago, closetohumping said: You must be confusing me for someone else. It happens. Don’t let it happen again yep. total bitch.
April 18, 20214 yr On 3/15/2021 at 3:22 PM, closetohumping said: Bench 425 Squat 700 Curl 120 40 yard 4.8 2 mile run 12:00 cock 9 You's a BAN. Bitch ass n****....
April 18, 20214 yr Author 7 hours ago, immamac said: this thread fucks. Yep and I actually sand bagged my forty. I’m more in the 4.5 range
April 21, 20214 yr On 4/18/2021 at 7:12 AM, closetohumping said: Yep and I actually sand bagged my forty. I’m more in the 4.5 range How much eligibility you still got? CHIEF
April 21, 20214 yr Author On 4/17/2021 at 9:34 PM, Somnio said: You's a BAN. Bitch ass n****.... *bad ass n*****
April 21, 20214 yr Author 42 minutes ago, CHIEF said: How much eligibility you still got? CHIEF Not sure. But I’ve turned to philanthropy in my later years Edited April 21, 20214 yr by closetohumping
April 21, 20214 yr You should pull a Mike Flynt and go back and try out. That fucker was 59, and played at Sul Ross. https://www.espn.com/college-football/news/story?id=2986313 A 4.5 forty ain't no Uncle Rico, that is legit. CHIEF
April 21, 20214 yr I walked more than 2 miles Monday, and only had to rest a couple of times. Yesterday I walked a little more than a mile, but I ran the weed eater some later.
April 21, 20214 yr @closetohumping reminds me of that pederast Ricky from TOS. Did he end up getting shanked in prison?
April 21, 20214 yr Author 31 minutes ago, Sbbruin said: @closetohumping reminds me of that pederast Ricky from TOS. Did he end up getting shanked in prison?
April 21, 20214 yr 4 hours ago, RDCanecutter said: I walked more than 2 miles Monday, and only had to rest a couple of times. Yesterday I walked a little more than a mile, but I ran the weed eater some later. Upped my walking game to 2.4 miles today. coming down from the adrenalin high with a glass of Malbec Energy Drink.
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