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7 minutes ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

Sure, but the percentage of stupid is considerably less than a random selection of Americans so there’s that.

 But what about surly posters? May depend on which board we’re talking about. 

7 hours ago, JFKFC said:

The only thing I would rather do less than read, is to figure out how to download a file packed with Russian super-viruses. Can someone break this down for me in a 20 second elevator pitch? What is happening to our country? I just want the troops to kill everyone and come home. That is why I sing the Eyes of Texas to every non-English speaking stripper in San Antonio. 

White kids who graduated from the University in the last few years from the Radio Television Film department are very, very offended for black kids.

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Mr Hartzell,

 

I demand to speak to your manager.

 

-Me

All this over some lame song B/W most of surly probably agrees with all this racist shit 😂

 

6 hours ago, C-Man said:

I'm all for shining a little light on our more, ahem, racially-insensitive alums here but why don't we FOI aggy emails during last summer's Sul Ross statue kerfuffle while we're at it?

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All in all, I actually feel better about myself now.  Some of these were actually quite good, but quite a few were...not.

Moral of the story: Think twice before sending an email as it is official correspondence (also proper redaction is not a guarantee). Many of these folks who have been doxxed are probably regretting their actions.

Can we still kick the band out and just double the time the Pom girls get on the field?

 

-edit - Totally unrelated to the EOT, I just think the band is unnecessary and Pom girls are more enjoyable.

 

Edited by BrazilHorn

Motion to rename the "Texas Tribune Donor Emails"..."The Karen Files"  

 

10 hours ago, C-Man said:

I'm all for shining a little light on our more, ahem, racially-insensitive alums here but why don't we FOI aggy emails during last summer's Sul Ross statue kerfuffle while we're at it?

Wayyyyyyyyy ahead of you on that one. aggy is unfortunately (but unsurprisingly) slower to deliver the goods.

11 hours ago, C-Man said:

I'm all for shining a little light on our more, ahem, racially-insensitive alums here but why don't we FOI aggy emails during last summer's Sul Ross statue kerfuffle while we're at it?

 

Abso-fucking-lutely. This thread is hilarious and if they didn't want their names associated with racist shit, they should have kept it to themselves. FAAFO.

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11 hours ago, C-Man said:

I'm all for shining a little light on our more, ahem, racially-insensitive alums here but why don't we FOI aggy emails during last summer's Sul Ross statue kerfuffle while we're at it?

You didn't even have to do that. There are videos of them outside the statue calling the student athletes "blackies". 

14 hours ago, pearlandhorn said:

Yes.  Daniel Figurelli, the former racist intern from PricewaterhouseCoopers, LLP (PwC, LLP) located in Houston, Texas.

Actually, the former intern racist from PricewaterhouseCoopers, LLP (PwC, LLP) located in Houston, Texas who was rumored to have moved to Colorado.

1 hour ago, LW Goatman said:

You didn't even have to do that. There are videos of them outside the statue calling the student athletes "blackies". 

Blaggies, sir.   
 

But there’s plenty of rancid shit to read on TexAgs.  Plenty of agtags on it too. 

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14 hours ago, Machinator said:

Apparently UT has a Chinese spy intrusion problem (no CR):

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Woodie writes USA language like China spy.

14 hours ago, OU Sucks said:

Tanner Smith seems to be the one who's crying like a little bitch.

To name a child "Tanner" is to condemn him to an adulthood weeping silently in the cab of an idling F350 outside a Buffalo Wild Wings.

33 minutes ago, RDCanecutter said:

Woodie writes USA language like China spy.

Woodie spy you long time.

6 hours ago, ztejas said:

Woodie spy you long time.

 

The amount of leather shoes without socks and pastel colored columbia weird flap on the back shirts on this board is wild ass.  🤣 STEP YOU COWARDS. 

3 hours ago, SD Hox said:

The amount of leather shoes without socks and pastel colored columbia weird flap on the back shirts on this board is wild ass.  🤣 STEP YOU COWARDS. 

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9 hours ago, SD Hox said:

The amount of leather shoes without socks and pastel colored columbia weird flap on the back shirts on this board is wild ass.  🤣 STEP YOU COWARDS. 

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On 3/17/2021 at 12:34 PM, RDCanecutter said:

To name a child "Tanner" is to condemn him to an adulthood weeping silently in the cab of an idling F350 outside a Buffalo Wild Wings.

+

i would have gone with ‘strip club’ but, bravo

On 3/17/2021 at 12:34 PM, RDCanecutter said:

To name a child "Tanner" is to condemn him to an adulthood weeping silently in the cab of an idling F350 outside a Buffalo Wild Wings.

The name Tanner peaked in 1976 with the Bad News Bears: 

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What lame responses.  I thought this was supposed to be the most insane and unhinged board 🤷‍♂️.  Do they make cotton dockers tighter these days?  I can't wait for a response!  Most likely it will be a tired gif from a Will Ferrell movie or something.  lol🤣

3 hours ago, SD Hox said:

What lame responses.  I thought this was supposed to be the most insane and unhinged board 🤷‍♂️.  Do they make cotton dockers tighter these days?  I can't wait for a response!  Most likely it will be a tired gif from a Will Ferrell movie or something.  lol🤣

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6 hours ago, SD Hox said:

What lame responses.  I thought this was supposed to be the most insane and unhinged board 🤷‍♂️.  Do they make cotton dockers tighter these days?  I can't wait for a response!  Most likely it will be a tired gif from a Will Ferrell movie or something.  lol🤣

imagine taking the time to create a sock, make 5 posts of truly dreadful attempts to troll and thinking you are doing a great job

27 minutes ago, NoName said:

imagine taking the time to create a sock, make 5 posts of truly dreadful attempts to troll and thinking you are doing a great job

Forget it, it’s Peggy.  

On 3/16/2021 at 6:59 PM, ztejas said:

Going through these is exhausting. I feel like I should be getting paid. 

Here is someone laying into CDC about Herman and the product on the field, thought y'all might enjoy:

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Here are a couple rewrites (personally I think OU would have a field day with the first one, maybe both):

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I haven't found anything nearly as racist as the "leaked" ones that made it to Twitter. Someone said some stupid predictable shit like "all of us Americans - black, blue, green and yellow!" and closed with something about #alllivesmatter.

I'm sticking by my claim that the Tribune intentionally leaked the worst ones and then knowingly (misleadingly) claimed OH TRUST US THERE ARE PLENTY MORE JUST LIKE THIS!

You can definitely find some similar sentiments but I haven't come across anything more or as explicitly concerning. Granted I only got through about a third of that first file. 

Or purple hair looneys on twitter and the Tribune just completely made up the bad ones.

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