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  • BearSchlong
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    I don't talk about this much, but there's a reason I don't even belong to Baylor sports message board. Such a beat down. I barely tolerate most Baylor people. I'm really happy for this team. They ear

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  • Ever since that mofo tOSU bro shoulder checked me while walking to the stadium in 2005 for no fucking reason other than to start a fight,  I’ve never liked that fan base.  Fuck them to high hell. 

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Please let these jort wearing couch burning pasty girl fucking douchers lose. 

1 minute ago, Surly Bevo said:

Please let these jort wearing couch burning pasty girl fucking douchers lose. 

What's wrong with fucking pasty girls?  Asking for a friend. 

9-18 FT for tOSU.  They deserve to lose.  

Brackets busted for everybody.  Cheers.

1 minute ago, Uncle Nate said:

I have a feeling the televangelists are going to blow this one.

So happy to be wrong on this one.  Fuck Ohio State!

Yes!!!!!! Fuck you Ohio State. Fucking trashy ass state 

Ahahaha ... that was delicious.

Hopefully, our 'Horns can avoid a similar fate tomorrow. Until then, this one's for you, tOSU fans:

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i had tech over tOSU in the sweet 16 but i'll gladly take this.

Big 10 off to a strong start, lulz. 

11 minutes ago, TexArcher said:

Jesus, the Vols have 11 points in 15 minutes??

But their Kenpom rankings, though. 

Big 10 has been overrated.  Michigan State, now tOSU.  Hate to see it.

ORU Shot 36% from the field and still upset #2 Ohio State just a few hours away from its home base.  because they made free throws, rarely turned the ball over (6 times), and because everybody from Ohio State is a vast colostomy bag of cum and vitriol that deserves to die 1000 times a day from now until I skull fuck Woody Hayes' corpse with Jim Jordan's mom's taint fossil

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1 hour ago, Helobious said:

I have Ohio state losing to Michigan in the national title game. ORU needs to go fuck itself. 

 

59 minutes ago, Helobious said:

Ha. We’ll see who’s laughing at the end.

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Holy crap I had one bracket in which Oral Roberts was a winner. Did not even remember. It is probably my big upsets bracket so that means other games will mess it up.

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4 minutes ago, Mdhorn said:

Brackets busted for everybody.  Cheers.

Not if half my pool had tOSU going deeper than I did.  I'll take it.

1 minute ago, Lobo said:

ORU Shot 36% from the field and still upset #2 Ohio State just a few hours away from its home base.  because they made free throws, rarely turned the ball over (6 times), and because everybody from Ohio State is a vast colostomy bag of cum and vitriol that deserves to die 1000 times a day from now until I skull fuck Woody Hayes' corpse with Jim Jordan's mom's taint fossil

That was beautiful.  Absolutely beautiful.  

1 minute ago, Lobo said:

ORU Shot 36% from the field and still upset #2 Ohio State just a few hours away from its home base.  because they made free throws, rarely turned the ball over (6 times), and because everybody from Ohio State is a vast colostomy bag of cum and vitriol that deserves to die 1000 times a day from now until I skull fuck Woody Hayes' corpse with Jim Jordan's mom's taint fossil

 

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