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  • BearSchlong
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    I don't talk about this much, but there's a reason I don't even belong to Baylor sports message board. Such a beat down. I barely tolerate most Baylor people. I'm really happy for this team. They ear

  • Machinator
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  • Ever since that mofo tOSU bro shoulder checked me while walking to the stadium in 2005 for no fucking reason other than to start a fight,  I’ve never liked that fan base.  Fuck them to high hell. 

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1 minute ago, Bevo said:

How many times has Alabama gone over the back without a call?

37

uh guess UCLA wanted OT to fuck up their shit some more

Just now, Wulaw Horn said:

This not holding up well right now. 
 

Any second now...

run away from the 3 point shooter was interesting defense

5 minutes ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

Bama going to blow the doors off UCLA in OT.

Still waiting...

Damn... what an anticlimactic OT

I had forgotten Bruins played in the First Four until they mentioned it.  

Fucking A. Oh baby. I thought we were cooked going to overtime without Juzang

7 minutes ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

Bama going to blow the doors off UCLA in OT.

I’d like the exact opposite of your lottery numbers 

Let’s petition they move EE to Pasadena at the Rose Bowl. 

1 minute ago, mr. sunshine said:

I’d like the exact opposite of your lottery numbers 

I don't think they sell negative numbers.

Just now, Underdog said:

Let’s petition they move EE to Pasadena at the Rose Bowl. 

An outdoor game would be pretty cool. They do it for hockey, why not right? 

1 minute ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

I don't think they sell negative numbers.

You’ve just got to tip them

You really have to feel for those Bama fans. It's been a rough couple of months since winning another national championship in football. 

Dear Bama, 

Fire Shaq as your FT coach and maybe give Rick Barry a call. 
 

Sincerely, 

SEC

Texas, Alabama, BYU, Michigan State, UCONN, Maryland out of the East to the Elite 8?  

Nah, fucking UCLA.  As excited as I am about a new chapter in Longhorn basketball...it's fucking insane to me that this UCLA team goes to the Elite 8 from our side of the bracket.  I mean, they earned it.  But that was the weakest of the 7 teams I mentioned here.  Sorry Coach Smart, one last dig at you---there really isn't much you can't fuck up on the court.  But best of luck to you in Milwaukee.  

FUCK!  We should be watching the Elite 8 this week as 'Horns fans.  As of now...UCLA v. Michigan?  Who gives a shit? 

Weeping and gnashing of teeth in College Station. 

fuck bama, let it go

1 minute ago, Horn80 said:

Weeping and gnashing of teeth in College Station. 

Can they still ride the coat tails of Arkansas?? SECSECSEC!!

Have a buddy who went to UCLA undergrad and UM for grad... damn he’s loving the tournament so far. 

2 minutes ago, Lobo said:

Texas, Alabama, BYU, Michigan State, UCONN, Maryland out of the East to the Elite 8?  

Nah, fucking UCLA.  As excited as I am about a new chapter in Longhorn basketball...it's fucking insane to me that this UCLA team goes to the Elite 8 from our side of the bracket.  I mean, they earned it.  But that was the weakest of the 7 teams I mentioned here.  Sorry Coach Smart, one last dig at you---there really isn't much you can't fuck up on the court.  But best of luck to you in Milwaukee.  

FUCK!  We should be watching the Elite 8 this week as 'Horns fans.  As of now...UCLA v. Michigan?  Who gives a shit? 

I think we have now seen that there is a difference between weak and underseeded. This is a well coached team. 

16 minutes ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

 Bama is going to blow the doors off UCLA in OT.

Still waiting...

Just now, Dr. Teeth said:

I think we have now seen that there is a difference between weak and underseeded. This is a well coached team. 

What is this well coached you talk about? When can we get that here? 

Just now, Bevo said:

Still waiting...

They didn't lose. They just ran out of time...

10 minutes ago, PittsburghTiger said:

What a great tournament this has been for the PAC.

Tinkle was asked on some radio show how he prepared for Tennessee and okie state... said they played pac 12 schedule every weekend. Maybe he was right? 

1 minute ago, Vic Mackey said:

What is this well coached you talk about? When can we get that here? 

We can’t. Every coach that does well before they get a job at TX has to completely change everything about how they coach when they get here. 

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