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To this point, Arizona's women are putting on one of the most inept offensive performances I've ever seen. Unwatchable. But they're ahead, because Indiana is just as feeble.

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    I don't talk about this much, but there's a reason I don't even belong to Baylor sports message board. Such a beat down. I barely tolerate most Baylor people. I'm really happy for this team. They ear

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  • Ever since that mofo tOSU bro shoulder checked me while walking to the stadium in 2005 for no fucking reason other than to start a fight,  I’ve never liked that fan base.  Fuck them to high hell. 

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Carrying the scissors up and down the ladder repeatedly seems like an inherently dangerous move. I’ve got a ladder with a scissor/tool holster at the top, even without all that sweet NCAA cash money 

46 minutes ago, clapclapclap said:

So the refs bailed out ESPN's school.  Such a surprise...

Not a foul, eh?

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Wow. They didn’t call that a foul?  

6 minutes ago, Pancho said:

Sampson setting that program up nicely for Kellen. 

Has the father son handoff ever really worked? I wouldn't call Tech a success with Pat Knight. I guess if you go back  ways, Joey Meyer spent over 10 years at DePaul, but he didn't  knock it out of the park. 

5 minutes ago, Horn80 said:

Wow. They didn’t call that a foul?  

Officiating in the women’s game doesn’t even rise to the criteria level of atrocious ...

Edited by VirginiaLonghorn

3 minutes ago, Blotto said:

Has the father son handoff ever really worked? I wouldn't call Tech a success with Pat Knight. I guess if you go back  ways, Joey Meyer spent over 10 years at DePaul, but he didn't  knock it out of the park. 

That's quite an understatement.  I would say he burned Tech basketball to the fucking ground...and then proceeded to burn Lamar basketball to the ground after Tech finally worked up the nerve to fire Bob's boy.

11 minutes ago, Blotto said:

I wouldn't call Tech a success with Pat Knight. 

Ya don’t say?

Not a controversial take.

7 minutes ago, Dirk X West said:

That's quite an understatement.  I would say he burned Tech basketball to the fucking ground...and then proceeded to burn Lamar basketball to the ground after Tech finally worked up the nerve to fire Bob's boy.

Lulz,  I only vaguely recalled his time there, but after your reply I checked the record and noted that sweet 16-42 conf record. His run at Lamar is something...

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NCAA tourney to flaming pile of shit in one year.

Pigs look like they need Scotty, Todd, Lee and Oliver for this one.

2 minutes ago, Brothahorn said:

Pigs look like they need Scotty, Todd, Lee and Oliver for this one.

Corliss Williamson isn't walking through that door.

6 minutes ago, Blotto said:

Lulz,  I only vaguely recalled his time there, but after your reply I checked the record and noted that sweet 16-42 conf record. His run at Lamar is something...

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NCAA tourney to flaming pile of shit in one year.

I liked that up 2 weeks ago for some reason and laughed my ass off. 

I'm thinking it may be time to cross Musselman off the list

15 minutes ago, Blotto said:

Lulz,  I only vaguely recalled his time there, but after your reply I checked the record and noted that sweet 16-42 conf record. His run at Lamar is something...

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NCAA tourney to flaming pile of shit in one year.

At least he got to live in Beaumont for three years.

 

19 minutes ago, Brothahorn said:

Pigs look like they need Scotty, Todd, Lee and Oliver for this one.

 

16 minutes ago, WBT said:

Corliss Williamson isn't walking through that door.

Oliver Miller would if there were a Big Mac waiting for him on the other side.

/CharlesBarkley

 
Oliver Miller would if there were a Big Mac waiting for him on the other side.
/CharlesBarkley
We played against Miller in HS when he was a sophomore. He was bigger than he was at Arkansas, and he was unstoppable.

Is 'Notae' pig latin?

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What a terrible 10,000th post

Fucking terrible. The charge/block has to be the worst thing in all of sports. No one can accurately explain it all and it is subjective to whatever ref is out there.

9 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

Fucking terrible. The charge/block has to be the worst thing in all of sports. No one can accurately explain it all and it is subjective to whatever ref is out there.

Correct. Just get rid of the fucking arc and don't allow a defensive player to take a charge in the paint.

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2 minutes ago, HtownHorn said:

Correct. Just get rid of the fucking arc and don't allow a defensive player to take a charge in the paint.

90% of these "charges" would have been called blocks 15 years ago. I blame the theatrics of the charge call and of course....Duke.

damn wonder who Nevada came back against...

mitchell puts his off arm out every time he drives and sometimes hooks the defender.

It's amazing to me what is and what is not called a foul at times...not sure why it's always been that way.  

2 minutes ago, Surly Bevo said:

It's amazing to me what is and what is not called a foul at times...not sure why it's always been that way.  

 

It's generally why the month of March is about all the basketball I can stomach to watch.

35 minutes ago, clapclapclap said:

Is 'Notae' pig latin?

Curly- “I’m umbda in pig Latin?”

Moe- “you’re umbda in any language” 

We could have saved so much time and had a more entertaining resolution to this thing and just had Baylor and Gonzaga play a 7 game series.

Baylor is so fucking fun to watch. I would root for this team the rest of the way if it wasn’t for the fact that it’s fucking Baylor

Poor piggie.  Still waiting since '94.

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2 minutes ago, youdunnf'dup said:

Baylor is so fucking fun to watch. I would root for this team the rest of the way if it wasn’t for the fact that it’s fucking Baylor

I’m going to win my pool picking them to take down the zags and then sinister laugh when the title gets stripped in a few years.

Scott drew is a damn good coach. He might be sleazy, but he can fucking coach 

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2 minutes ago, Hagbard Celine said:

why hasn't pig been fouling the past 2 minutes?

rapelor representing the league.

Representing the league? Get out of here aggy

Fun to watch this BU team play Arkansas and I think Baylor and Houston will be a similar fun game with some ballers.

1 minute ago, SimonBolivar said:

Fun to watch this BU team play Arkansas and I think Baylor and Houston will be a similar fun game with some ballers.


SOUTHWEST CONFERENCE BABY !!!!!!!

12 minutes ago, Surly Bevo said:

Piggy picked a real bad time to suck

Piggy was completely worn out, and it showed.  

4 minutes ago, SimonBolivar said:

Fun to watch this BU team play Arkansas and I think Baylor and Houston will be a similar fun game with some ballers.

Ballers. Swangas. Grillz. Phat shawtys. Screwed up drank. Unconsensual sexual advances.

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