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  • BearSchlong
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    I don't talk about this much, but there's a reason I don't even belong to Baylor sports message board. Such a beat down. I barely tolerate most Baylor people. I'm really happy for this team. They ear

  • Machinator
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  • Ever since that mofo tOSU bro shoulder checked me while walking to the stadium in 2005 for no fucking reason other than to start a fight,  I’ve never liked that fan base.  Fuck them to high hell. 

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The state of Michigan belongs to UCLA, and the city of Los Angeles will soon belong to Gonzaga.

13 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

I said it right after the ACU loss, UCLA would have buttfucked us by double digits with ease. They are actually poised and well coached.

Not sure how they matchup with Gonzaga, though. I didn't see anything from either of these 2 tonight that told me they can hang but that's why you play the games.

UCLA scored 51 points tonight. Gonzaga likely scores 51 in the first half against UCLA.

12 minutes ago, ztejas said:

What is Juzang? Blasian? Samoan/Filipino? Didn't get a good read on his dad there. 

 

AMERICAN 

or

CALIFORNIAN

18 minutes ago, Sbbruin said:

 Bring on the muthafucking Zags!

Is this some sort of Brer Rabbit routine where you're replacing the briar patch with violent, non-lubricated anal pillaging?

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29 minutes ago, Hornlover said:

UCLA scored 51 points tonight. Gonzaga likely scores 51 in the first half against UCLA.

The only way we beat Michigan was to turn it into an ugly street fight.  Low scoring was by design.  But yes, we need to shoot WAAAAY better to even sniff a W.

46 minutes ago, Sbbruin said:

First four to Final Four.  Bring on the muthafucking Zags!

Let this post be your F around and find out moment. 

Looks like Gonzaga is getting between -13 and -15 to open. I guess I was being nice when I said 9-11.

So I guess maybe we need to accept the fact that the P12 was way underrated and the B10 and B12 not so much this year?

Full 4 day weekend on tap for Jesus

Friday: Die

Saturday: Quality alone time hanging out in man cave watching his Zags and Baylor

Sunday: Rise

Monday: Meet up with 11 closest friends to watch all-Christian school final

1 hour ago, Pancho said:

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Hell, no teams east of I-45*.
 

* I checked the google maps before posting.

 

8 minutes ago, UTexasFight said:

Full 4 day weekend on tap for Jesus...

...Monday: Meet up with 11 closest friends to watch all-Christian school final

 

11 closest friends + His Main Squeeze, Mary Magdalene.

He had 12 followers, Dude. One was his personal PR staff/Campaign Manager.

Was wondering why I saw 3 helicopters in the sky when I took the dog out. I’m like 6 miles from Westwood... 

@Sbbruin hope you brought marshmallows 

 

 

5 hours ago, CurlyDumps said:

Was wondering why I saw 3 helicopters in the sky when I took the dog out. I’m like 6 miles from Westwood... 

@Sbbruin hope you brought marshmallows 

 

 


Ohio State and West Virginia fans are like...

"That is nowhere near the size of a couch! Hell, that ain't even the size of a loveseat! What kind of pussy pyros do they have in Westwood?"

7 hours ago, ztejas said:

Yeah Juzang looked really injured there down the stretch.

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I'm sure glad he gets 48 fewer hours than normal to treat it! That won't make a difference in a soft tissue injury I am certain!!!

@Sbbruin Congrats on the final 4. You were right about the heart, your team had it, Michigan did not. 

Tough to win a game when you don't score for the last 5+ minutes and miss your last 8 shots. Ugly final possessions for Michigan. 

That was the first game I have questioned Juwan's coaching. You have a guy absolutely lighting your team up and instead of putting one of your two lockdown defenders on him (Brown/VVagner) you let him continue to torch Eli Brooks. 

Also, Make your fucking free throws Michigan. Jesus. 

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1 hour ago, Juicy said:

Also, Make your fucking free throws Michigan. Jesus. 

That darn vaunted UCLA FT Defense again?  

On 3/18/2021 at 10:52 PM, Underdog said:

bruin is one of my favorite posters on here but can't have them luck into #12, so have to be pulling for Sparty here. 

Motherfucker! Getting too close for my comfort. 

11 minutes ago, Underdog said:

That darn vaunted UCLA FT Defense again?  

Yeah its wild, they definitely have some sort of hex on opposing teams. 

Since we don't have a women's tourney topic...

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ICYMI - she suggested the NCAA stop testing for Final Four specifically because players who test positive should still be allowed to compete for the championship.

1 hour ago, Vic Mackey said:

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That's the big difference between this team and that one.  You had 2 top 5 draft picks (but honestly, Russ was drafted more on potential than his playing at the time) on the '08 team, and a roster full of talented players.  This team has MAYBE one pro in Juzang.  Jaquez may have a cup of coffee, as may Campbell.  But this 21 team is fucking scrappier than shit.  Howland could, and still can, coach with the very best of them.  And Cronin has been absolutely destroying opposing coaches strategically.  He wasn't the coach we wanted.  But he turned out to be the coach we needed.

And Jaime Jaquez is by far my second favorite Jaime of all-time.

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4 minutes ago, Bartles said:

Since we don't have a women's tourney topic...

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ICYMI - she suggested the NCAA stop testing for Final Four specifically because players who test positive should still be allowed to compete for the championship.

 

I don't follow the sport but she seems like an annoying bitch.   

And not sure why the lady is growing a garden around her neck. 

17 minutes ago, tantric superman said:

What a run!  I apologize for rooting for Michigan State but it's a family thing and I had no choice.

Hell, just as a casual fan I thought maybe they'd gotten their shit together at the end of the season and might make some waves. Then they fucked around and found out. 

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9 minutes ago, Sbbruin said:

Take from the Cincy board:

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cricke23 wanted to run away with his ex-girlfriend's rich husband?

1 hour ago, Bartles said:

Since we don't have a women's tourney topic...

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ICYMI - she suggested the NCAA stop testing for Final Four specifically because players who test positive should still be allowed to compete for the championship.

 

3 minutes ago, Hornlover said:

 

She has had COVID in December/January and forced her program into a pause. 

She's a fucking moron - and probably the most classless, least professional coach in WCBB.  Fucking trash talks players on the court. 

She can go to hell. 

Remember back when we were discussing whether we matched up better with UCLA or Michigan State in the second round...

What did we decide?

3 minutes ago, Underdog said:

Still would, though. 

Sheeeyit, I wouldn't even hate-fuck Kim Mulkey with JerseyMan's dick.

5 minutes ago, Underdog said:

Still would, though. 

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8 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

Remember back when we were discussing whether we matched up better with UCLA or Michigan State in the second round...

What did we decide?

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16 minutes ago, Underdog said:

Still would, though. 

Man that is just....I dunno man.

This was very awesome.  Chris Smith was expected to be our top player and first team all PAC, and got injured early on and was lost for the season.  The kid is a just a great all around kid.  His teammates love him.  And he has been with them in Indy the whole time.  Very touching moment after the game between him and Cronin.

 

2 hours ago, Underdog said:

Still would, though. 

Uh, maybe 15 years ago.

Bruins have played the Zags in the tourney before.  Oh, how delicious Morrison's tears were.

Crazy ending.  Howland is lucky he didn't get tee'd up running all over the court in the last minute the way he did.

 

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