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ATT commercials are the most lame, and getting worse every month

I think they stole the ad agency that serves Buick. 

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    I don't talk about this much, but there's a reason I don't even belong to Baylor sports message board. Such a beat down. I barely tolerate most Baylor people. I'm really happy for this team. They ear

  • Machinator
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  • Ever since that mofo tOSU bro shoulder checked me while walking to the stadium in 2005 for no fucking reason other than to start a fight,  I’ve never liked that fan base.  Fuck them to high hell. 

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2 minutes ago, ztejas said:

First B12 champ since Kansas 08? And 2nd ever? Is that right? 

Yes. Tech is the only other B12er to make it to the Final

2 minutes ago, ztejas said:

First B12 champ since Kansas 08? And 2nd ever? Is that right? 

Tech came damn close 2 years ago but heard their coach left.

1 minute ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

 

 

 

Just now, Francisco 2.0 said:

 

 

 

Gonzaga is getting fucked on but let's please not pretend like they didn't make the title game. This isn't the elite eight. 

3 minutes ago, Wulaw Horn said:

That’s my kink. 

damn derrius guice post on Surly.....I figured you were over on Tiger Droppings

#3 for Gonzaga is terrible. Loses control of the ball almost every possession and missed 2 free throws earlier.

Mitchell is kind of a bad ass.  I don't know what NBA player is a good comparison for him.  He plays big and physical, but he's got a ridiculous first step to get past almost anyone.  Always has his head up.  Rarely turns it over.  He's special.  

Not a single starter from Texas. Only 4 players from TX on the entire team. Interesting for a small baptist college in Waco, tx

1 minute ago, GreenspointTexas said:

Fucking amazing to me that we cant build a legit basketball program in Austin TX

probably need to up the raping a bit

2 minutes ago, El Squared said:

ATT commercials are the most lame, and getting worse every month.

Especially since Milanya started wearing umpire padding under her shirt to hide those beautiful tittays. Because you pervs won’t stop talking about them. 

Fucking amazing to me that we cant build a legit basketball program in Austin TX

We can’t seem to build a legit anything in Austin Texas. Maybe there’s a common denominator in there somewhere.
Just now, Paul Wesley said:

Mitchell is kind of a bad ass.  I don't know what NBA player is a good comparison for him.  He plays big and physical, but he's got a ridiculous first step to get past almost anyone.  Always has his head up.  Rarely turns it over.  He's special.  

His brother, honestly.

Were they talking spanish on that commerical with the Chineses family?

Not trying to be racial just wondering.

My Spanish sucks even though Dad tried to teached me.

11 minutes ago, Macklemore said:

Baylor has been able to leverage being a Christian school to their advantage in recruiting with Briles, Drew and Mulkey. There are parents out there that’d think their kids will have less temptation and chance to get to in trouble at Baylor living in Waco than going to UT. 

Yeah, well, the weekends we hosted Baylor in the late 90's were the best weekends ever on 6th Street.  Those Baptist girls can drink and dance and fuck like their mommas wouldn't believe.

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10 minutes ago, GreenspointTexas said:

Fucking amazing to me that we cant build a legit basketball program in Austin TX

yep we sat around picking dingleberries out of our ass for 8 years while Baylor kicked our ass.    did similar(though not as along) in football.

here is a clue for our admin and ath dept.  If Baylor is kicking your ass in any sport you have the wrong coach and you should fire him.  If Kansas beats your ass in football then the AD should be fired for not firing the coach soon enough.

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10 minutes ago, HtownHorn said:

Few looks clueless on what to do.

He knows exactly what to do. Go play the likes of the Portland Pilots a couple times a year.

Zags are so bad in this that they leave one guy to rebound and everybody else has to get back because Baylor is just quicker.  Meanwhile, BU can rebound with one guy against 3 white shirts.  Zags heavily outmatched.  

1 minute ago, Brian Fantana said:

This Baylor team might be the best team in Big 12 history.

At unwanted sex

this game reminds me of when Mephis face raped us in 2008 in the Elite 8. 

bigger, stronger, faster

2 minutes ago, Helobious said:

#3 for Gonzaga is terrible. Loses control of the ball almost every possession and missed 2 free throws earlier.

He's been bad tonight. 

1 minute ago, jinx said:

Especially since Milanya started wearing umpire padding under her shirt to hide those beautiful tittays. Because you pervs won’t stop talking about them. 

She looks like she’s been hitting the prednisone and Taco Bell pretty hard the last couple years.

Just now, TexArcher said:

Yeah, well, the weekends we hosted Baylor in the late 90's were the best weekends ever on 6th Street.  Those Baptist girls can drink and dance and fuck like their mommas wouldn't believe.

Their mommas know.  They were Baptist girls once.

2 minutes ago, ATXbronco said:

Were they talking spanish on that commerical with the Chineses family?

Not trying to be racial just wondering.

My Spanish sucks even though Dad tried to teached me.

I think singing, in Spanish, Walk on the Wild Side.

it has to be 8 at 4 minutes for any chance.

Zags look like Texas from the FT line.

timmays so bad he's hurting his own teammates

2 minutes ago, Brothahorn said:

Most impressive thing tonight has been Baylor's defense.

indeed. they have a strong hand on everything. dribbles, passes, shot attempted. 

clos eouts are insane

This Zags team is nowhere near as good as the team Tech beat in 2019, at least defensively. That, and Baylor is really fucking good.

At least we won’t have to see this damn Werewolf commercial every five minutes now. 

Serious question.

Does this take away from how amazing the UCLA vs Gonzaga game was a couple nights ago?

Coke and these damn commercials. Cherry Vanilla has been out for over 2 years. And I was drinking Orange vanilla when covid hit.

 

14 minutes ago, Spider2YBanana said:

You know what's being stretched out? Gonzaga's anus

Gonzaga didn't prepare.

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