March 18, 20214 yr Like the title says, there's lots of opportunities to slip in a humble-brag here and there in a post, but I believe it will be entertaining for us to have a place where one make their fellow posters question their life choices. I'll start off with some low hanging fruit: Thanks almost entirely to @RCRanger03 I've made enough money reading in the Penny $tonk thread to pay off my mortgage (not that I've actually done that though). P.S. This site has rules, so if you talk about how hot your wife/SO is or tell a story about the 3-some you participated in last weekend ... then its pics or GTFO
March 18, 20214 yr So we finish the eighteenth and he’s gonna stiff me. And I said “Hey, lama, hey, how about a little something, you know, for the effort, you know.” And he says, “Oh, uh, there won’t be any money, but when you die, on your deathbed, you will receive total consciousness.” so I got that goin’ for me, which is nice.
March 18, 20214 yr Popular Post My wife told me that out of all of my brothers, I have the biggest dick.
March 18, 20214 yr I have been to 31 different countries, most multiple times due to work. This has provided me the opportunity to see and experience what most people will never have the opportunity to do. I do not qualify for a stimulus check either. I am faux rich!
March 18, 20214 yr 12 minutes ago, mininghorn88 said: I have been to 31 different countries, most multiple times due to work. This has provided me the opportunity to see and experience what most people will never have the opportunity to do. I do not qualify for a stimulus check either. I am faux rich! Goddamnit. You took mine. I've been to all but one inhabited continent - for work and pleasure. Mick Jagger - Wandering Spirit - YouTube
March 18, 20214 yr None of my blood relatives or relatives in any extended capacity attended atm or an atm system school as far as I'm aware.
March 18, 20214 yr 7 minutes ago, ztejas said: None of my blood relatives or relatives in any extended capacity attended atm or an atm system school as far as I'm aware. I can one up that.... All the above and none of them are in a mental institution or correctional facility... Way easier to get into atm than into the penal system now a days..
March 18, 20214 yr 7 minutes ago, ztejas said: None of my blood relatives or relatives in any extended capacity attended atm or an atm system school as far as I'm aware. How about high school? Sorry. Just had to.
March 19, 20214 yr I have never posted on the threads about cars, watches, clothing, golf clubs, airline mileage status, or boats. I don't have anything of stature in those categories and I've lived 44 years on this planet and just never understood people's fascination with stuff. It's all the Sarasota McMansion to me.
March 19, 20214 yr 2 minutes ago, Lobo said: I have never posted on the threads about cars, watches, clothing, golf clubs, airline mileage status, or boats. I don't have anything of stature in those categories and I've lived 44 years on this planet and just never understood people's fascination with stuff. It's all the Sarasota McMansion to me. Same here.
March 19, 20214 yr 6 minutes ago, Lobo said: I have never posted on the threads about cars, watches, clothing, golf clubs, airline mileage status, or boats. I don't have anything of stature in those categories and I've lived 44 years on this planet and just never understood people's fascination with stuff. It's all the Sarasota McMansion to me. The sucks to be me thread is >>>>way....
March 19, 20214 yr 3 minutes ago, Onboard 2.0 said: The sucks to be me thread is >>>>way.... His life might be rich with experiences, interesting, meaningful, and debauched beyond your imagination.
March 19, 20214 yr 7 minutes ago, Restinmybones said: His life might be rich with experiences, interesting, meaningful, and debauched beyond your imagination. Then why the fuck didn't he brag about it ?
March 19, 20214 yr Just now, Onboard 2.0 said: Then why the fuck didn't he brag about it ? Too many NDA's.
March 19, 20214 yr 1 minute ago, Onboard 2.0 said: Then why the fuck didn't he brag about it ? I don't know. Ask him. I'm just speculating. You never know.
March 19, 20214 yr 2 minutes ago, Lobo said: You know one word in Spanish...Felicitaciones. Gracias. That's two. You owe me.
March 19, 20214 yr 1 minute ago, Lobo said: Dear god, what is gonna take for me to get out of this conversation? It's just a machine. You can turn it off.
March 19, 20214 yr 58 minutes ago, GhostOfTomJoad said: I can flick my uvula with my tongue. I flicked somebody’s mom’s vulva with my tongue. Or maybe their grandma’s. But not for two hours straight.
March 19, 20214 yr I didn't qualify for a stimulus checkMe neither. But I still did in other ways. Am I doing this right OP?
March 19, 20214 yr I’m an extremely fair-skinned hispanic, an absolute killer combo when it comes to dating (no joke). I have a great personality/sense of humor to boot. Back in high school my nickname was “loser” because all the girls would lose their virginities to me. I can still pull dimes but I’ve calmed down a lot in recent years. Running joke in my social circle is that if you have a girlfriend it’s because I let you have her.
March 19, 20214 yr Popular Post It took me less than a year to complete a picture puzzle of Walt Disney World’s Cinderella Castle during a fireworks display. The box said 6-12 years.
March 19, 20214 yr 14 hours ago, mininghorn88 said: I have been to 31 different countries, most multiple times due to work. This has provided me the opportunity to see and experience what most people will never have the opportunity to do. I do not qualify for a stimulus check either. I am faux rich! You made me curious about the number of countries I've worked in and visited. I've never counted them. I've been to 30 countries on 5 continents. I worked in 8 of them. I'm tired and retired. As a result, those numbers won't increase much. I think we've done our part on this thread.
March 19, 20214 yr Just now, Judge Roybeanbag said: I'm quite possibly the laziest son of a bitch that ever lived. Now THAT is truly braggadocios worthy..
March 19, 20214 yr 11 minutes ago, Judge Roybeanbag said: I'm quite possibly the laziest son of a bitch that ever lived. I haven't always been lazy but I'm pretty sure I could give you some competition.
March 19, 20214 yr Just now, Restinmybones said: I haven't always been lazy but I'm pretty sure I could give you some competition. I'd let you win. And therefore I still win.
March 19, 20214 yr Just now, Judge Roybeanbag said: I'd let you win. And therefore I still win. Ok. Fuck. You're good. I surrender.
March 19, 20214 yr 1 minute ago, Judge Roybeanbag said: I'd let you win. And therefore I still win. That sure sounds like a whole lot of work. Out.
March 19, 20214 yr 22 minutes ago, Judge Roybeanbag said: I'm quite possibly the laziest son of a bitch that ever lived. Just spitballing' here, but if you were the laziest son of a bitch, wouldn't you be too lazy to post on this thread ?
March 19, 20214 yr 2 hours ago, Restinmybones said: You made me curious about the number of countries I've worked in and visited. I've never counted them. I've been to 30 countries on 5 continents. I worked in 8 of them. I'm tired and retired. As a result, those numbers won't increase much. I think we've done our part on this thread. I still have about 10 years before I retire so there is still some time to get some more under my belt. Plus there are a few countries that I want to visit as simply a tourist. Some of the countries that I visited for business have also been covered as a tourist as well. Covid has restricted my travel for the past year to just domestic travel just like most everyone else. I have been to six continents. Unless the World Governments open up mining in Antarctica I do not see hitting all seven continents.
March 19, 20214 yr I was fortunate enough to be the guy contacted by this Nigerian Prince who is in trouble and needs my help. All I had to do was just send him 10k, that i get back in 6 weeks, with an additional 11.2 million for just helping him out during this time. Edited March 19, 20214 yr by RollLeft
March 19, 20214 yr 16 minutes ago, Onboard 2.0 said: Just spitballing' here, but if you were the laziest son of a bitch, wouldn't you be too lazy to post on this thread ? Fool, it’s my hired man posting on this thread. My proxy, or sock if you will. I can’t even type, as I’m too lazy to cut my fingernails.
March 19, 20214 yr 20 hours ago, Kennythetiger said: My wife told me that out of all of my brothers, I have the biggest dick.
March 19, 20214 yr 15 hours ago, Lobo said: I have never posted on the threads about cars, watches, clothing, golf clubs, airline mileage status, or boats. I don't have anything of stature in those categories and I've lived 44 years on this planet and just never understood people's fascination with stuff. It's all the Sarasota McMansion to me. You lost me at boats.
March 19, 20214 yr 11 hours ago, Helobious said: I have a great personality/sense of humor to boot. This thread is for REAL humblebrags and one-ups. Edited March 19, 20214 yr by Sbbruin
March 19, 20214 yr 1 hour ago, mininghorn88 said: I still have about 10 years before I retire so there is still some time to get some more under my belt. Plus there are a few countries that I want to visit as simply a tourist. Some of the countries that I visited for business have also been covered as a tourist as well. Covid has restricted my travel for the past year to just domestic travel just like most everyone else. I have been to six continents. Unless the World Governments open up mining in Antarctica I do not see hitting all seven continents. The travelling and time away from home put some wear and tear on me. However, I know I'm very fortunate to have seen so much of the planet. We took our son on trips whenever we could, both to different parts of the US and to Mexico, Costa Rica, much of Europe, and east Africa. My dad had a "travelling bone", too, and took my sister and I all over the place on vacations, when he could - most of the US, Mexico, Canada, and almost all of Europe, including eastern Europe. Seems to run in his family.
March 19, 20214 yr 2 hours ago, Judge Roybeanbag said: I'm quite possibly the laziest son of a bitch that ever lived.
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