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Texas vs. ACU - First Round - 8:50pm on truTV/TNT

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The last foul call was absolutely a foul on Coleman.  The biggest WTF from the refs was the no call when Ramey got lit up.  

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    No clue who that is, but HAHAHAHAHAHA. Y’all SUUUUCK

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    Keep your panties unbunched there chap.  Big bad rich ass Texas just lost to a team from... Abilene? Yeah, I'm gonna be riding this for a long time

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30 minutes ago, Wanker Bob said:

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Honestly, how is this guy/girl still here?

2 minutes ago, Wanker Bob said:

Keep your panties unbunched there chap. 

Big bad rich ass Texas just lost to a team from...

Abilene?

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Yeah, I'm gonna be riding this for a long time

You are quickly becoming the worst poster on Surly, and that’s really saying something. 

2 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

So did they stay and sing the Eyes?

I think ACU got a turnover on that, too.

Just now, OU Sucks said:

20 to 5 when you have multiple future NBA players and you're playing against slow, fat fucks.  That's criminal.

Completely. There was a point in the first half where we all knew this was tight unless Texas buckled down, played defense, protected the ball and out rebounded them.  Win on FG% and don’t lose on the rest. The formula was there at the 10 minute mark of the first half. Adjust and play old fashion basketball. No second chance points given, contest every shot (we did ok here) and crash the offensive boards to effectively increase FG%.  Other than some spurts of defense I saw no evidence of sound fundamentals. 

30 minutes ago, CHEF RIBS W/ THE HAMM YALL said:

Did Greg Brown play the second half?

Why, did you want us to hit 30 turnovers?

12 minutes ago, Spider2YBanana said:

Good thing I waited to laugh at Ohio State's loss

I didn’t. I’m still glad they got bounced. 

4 minutes ago, MotownHorn said:

I think Texas wins if Ramey isn’t on the team

Couid be wrong but he gets so many minutes and rarely performs well 

So disappointed for our guys 

Well, ACU did us a favor by taking him out of the game, but it was too little, too late.

Zero second chance points in the 2nd half!!

 

FUCKING ZERO!!!

 

Smallest fucking team in the tournament, zero fucking second chance points!! 

2 minutes ago, Texas Sucks said:

Bwahahahahahahaha. Texas SUUUUUUCKS!!! Enjoy your flight home losers. LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

Hey neg bombers... blow this shitstain away.

8 minutes ago, clapclapclap said:

A tangent, but it really pisses me off that the seeding committee once again rigged some bullcrap to schedule this regional cutesy game.  No way the seeding just randomly happened to fall this way.  They've pulled this crap before.

Of course this loss is on Shaka, but screw the committee and their little games.

You mean they gave us a team that could not shoot for shit and went 7 minutes at the end of the first half without scoring. Those mother fucking assholes.

9 minutes ago, troph said:

Does Shaka not send anyone to crash the offensive boards in a tight game? I’m still completely shocked at the lack of offensive rebounding with the length and athletic advantage. 

Shaka doesn’t actually do anything vis a vis coaching adjustments. 

5 minutes ago, MotownHorn said:

I think Texas wins if Ramey isn’t on the team

Couid be wrong but he gets so many minutes and rarely performs well 

So disappointed for our guys 

We were up 9 with the ball early 2nd half after a nice run and Coleman and Ramey combined to blow that lead in about 3 minutes.  Ramey was really bad but Coleman was right there with him

1 minute ago, GreenspointTexas said:

I loled bigtime

Yeah, this was a good one @Bevo14

Just now, Burt Macklin said:

Shaka doesn’t actually do anything vis a vis coaching adjustments. 

Untrue. 

I think he gives the team bad coaching adjustments.

6 minutes ago, Texas Sucks said:

Bwahahahahahahaha. Texas SUUUUUUCKS!!! Enjoy your flight home losers. LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

Good one, Daniel Figurelli aka Daniel Joseph

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We have just witnessed the greatest basketball victory in the history of Abilene Christian University.  This was also their last victory.  

1 minute ago, Hornster said:

 

can we slap a "kick me" sign on the fraud's back as he leaves town?

Just now, Hornster said:

 

At least we lost to a record setting team.

1 minute ago, chemHORN said:

We were up 9 with the ball early 2nd half after a nice run and Coleman and Ramey combined to blow that lead in about 3 minutes.  Ramey was really bad but Coleman was right there with him

And that moment showed how to win, shoot the ball well, don’t turn it over and get the rebounds, 2 more minutes of that basketball and it’s a 15 point lead and they are crushed.  Nope can’t do that. Unpossible. 

10 minutes ago, troph said:

Does Shaka not send anyone to crash the offensive boards in a tight game? I’m still completely shocked at the lack of offensive rebounding with the length and athletic advantage. 

We have every advantage in the state and yet tonite we are the only team from Texas that has lost and only team in the conference that has lost. It’s not baffling to me anymore because I have decided we have no identity. No killer instinct when it counts. This has been going on in most of UT sports for the better part of a decade or more. It fucking blows. We should not have been in a position to let a ref call come close to deciding this game. It’s embarrassing. We have every resource. All the money wtf?

1 minute ago, OU Sucks said:

Good one, Daniel Figurelli aka Daniel Joseph

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No clue who that is, but HAHAHAHAHAHA. Y’all SUUUUCK

1 minute ago, Texas Sucks said:

Lololololol. Go cry to your mom now. Take that L ya loser!

I’ll take the L you can sit on a splintered broom stick you 13 year old masturbation champion. 

2 minutes ago, Texas Sucks said:

No clue who that is, but HAHAHAHAHAHA. Y’all SUUUUCK

Don’t dox yourself I know you are excited and can’t stop splattering your shit all over your screen but you really shouldn’t post pics of yourself.  And don’t forget to lock your door, no mom wants to walk in and see your mess.

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17 minutes ago, Mossyhorn said:

As a Texas fan, I will recover... more likely than not when Shaka is canned.

But as the father of two ACU grads... I’m thrilled. 

Sorry you raised a couple of dunces. 

23 minutes ago, KCHorn said:

So where do we go from here? What coach do we look to poach from which small school?

Herpes dude should be at the top of the list.  His cold sores outrebounded our team.

6 minutes ago, Hornster said:

 

So out of almost 700 game winning teams in the ncaa tourney over the last 10-11 years, we lost to the only one that shot less than 30%
 

 

1 in 700?

 

 

 

hahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

Just now, OU Sucks said:

Herpes dude should be at the top of the list.  His cold sores outrebounded our team.

His stock is rising for sure. His team shot 30% though, I get talent and all but damn that won’t win shit. 

8 minutes ago, chemHORN said:

We were up 9 with the ball early 2nd half after a nice run and Coleman and Ramey combined to blow that lead in about 3 minutes.  Ramey was really bad but Coleman was right there with him

Our guards are our strength 

Just now, immamac said:

He's fired. Lololololol

Make is so number One, but I’m fearful there will be another annum of Shaka anus.

15 minutes ago, troph said:

I’m a chick dick face wanker bitch and you don’t understand sarcasm you nancy pants fool.

There is so much to unwrap in the first 7 words of this post (whole thing really), but I completely  understand 

5 minutes ago, Texas Sucks said:

No clue who that is, but HAHAHAHAHAHA. Y’all SUUUUCK

You just need to take a closer look.

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Just now, ChickenSandwich said:

Our guards are our strength 

And sending all 5 back on defense immediately upon a shot being taken.

the game was called poorly i thought top to bottom. which i was trying to say before the internet police showed. yes, if was bad both ways. the last call at the end was definitley a questionable call. 

This is not exactly correct. The only ACU guy in foul trouble was the expendable white dude and that was late. Teams that create a ton of turnovers also tend get called for quite a few fouls. That didn’t really happen. They were allowed to maintain their hyper aggressive play.

We were not good. But they hit their free throws and got almost 20% of their points from last second or miracle shots.

But we didn’t really get shit for all the favorable treatment we supposedly get.


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1 minute ago, millhouse said:

There is so much to unwrap in the first 7 words of this post (whole thing really), but I completely  understand 

Truth be told sometimes I am a dick face wanker bitch too. But tonight he’s the dick face wanker bitch.

33 minutes ago, Js1 said:

TCU and OU football dunking on our bball program. That’s how low this program has gotten. 

They’re dunking on an 8 foot rim and then flexing.  I’d be embarrassed if Texas social media or coaches did this. 

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