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Texas vs. ACU - First Round - 8:50pm on truTV/TNT

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We dominate inside. So we have 4 guys stand at the 3pt line on every possession. Makes sense to me 

I don’t know shit about basketball tactics but are we suppose to have two guys just standing on the 3 point line holding their dicks doing nothing at all?

1 minute ago, Coelenterate Fuccboi said:

When you have a ridiculous height advantage, definitely move the ball around the perimeter and attempt a desperate 3 as the shot clock expires.

Yep. We play the same way regardless of opponent because we don’t actually have a coach. Just a motivational speaker and recruiter. 

Just now, staboner said:

16 turnovers. my god we play so dumb. wtf is the composure lord

Terrible TEXAS guard play so far -- guards usually determine how far a team advances in this tournament

These kids legitimately should be embarrassed about getting out-rebounded by this rag tag group of Radical Larrys. That's inexcusable.

Febres is the Orange Vanilla Coke of March Madness. Send him back to the bad idea lab Shaka. 

Pretty on brand. We have a massive size advantage and what offense do we run? 5 wide with everyone outside the 3-point line. Infuriating. Get the ball to the post. Run some pick and rolls. Literally anything else than this. Fuck.

I think the only job that one white guy on ACU has is to open his mouth as wide as possible and scream behind the bench. 

Just now, westexhorn said:

At least we fire Shaka after the upset.  

not funny middle finger GIF by Martellus Bennett

I’m just a causal fan of Texas basketball, watching this game reminds me why. 

Just now, Fastbreak said:

Why is Kai standing on the 3 point line?

pump faking a guy that is a foot shorter than him so he can half dance right and get stumped by a another guy. 

rinse and repeat. 

no self awareness. 

i have watched here and there but not much at all this year. this is embarassing. now we have a tight game with puckered assholes. exactly what we didn't want. 

Just now, sidis said:

Bold. We are playing abeline fucking Christian. And we are losing by the way. Jesus Christ. 

Yeah I wasn’t expected Shaka to go full Shaka. So what were y’all saying about a 1pt win is a win? Yeah that sounds cool right about now. Or we can just lose and pull the plug and give Mussellman  all the money 

1 minute ago, westexhorn said:

At least we fire Shaka after the upset.  

The best part is CDC will extend him 

Just now, honolulu horn said:

I think the only job that one white guy on ACU has is to open his mouth as wide as possible and scream behind the bench. 

He looks like Pete Buttigieg 

19 more shots for ACU than HORNS right now at 12:50 left 2nd half...

Seriously, Tony from Blue Chips made it less obvious. Ramey doesn’t care. 

1 minute ago, CooterBrown said:

I don’t know shit about basketball tactics but are we suppose to have two guys just standing on the 3 point line holding their dicks doing nothing at all?

It's ridiculous. The way to win this game is so obvious, yet Shaka just has us jacking up threes to take away our  advantage inside. 

Ramey couldn’t buy a bucket if you spotted him $10

1 minute ago, Fletch said:

Yeah I wasn’t expected Shaka to go full Shaka. So what were y’all saying about a 1pt win is a win? Yeah that sounds cool right about now. Or we can just lose and pull the plug and give Mussellman  all the money 

Sampson would come and he has UH hooping

Lol just constant fouling and taunting

This is unwatchable garbage

1 minute ago, GreenspointTexas said:

Our avg height is 5 inches taller per man, across the board

 

why we jackin 3’s?

We are very poorly coached. 

We have zero desire to be here. Zero. We are expecting to win. They are trying to win.   Shaka should be yelling at these fuckers. He wants to be their bestie. 

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5 minutes ago, Radical Larry said:

I don't want to hear Ketch wheezing because he has to move faster than a brisk walk. 

yeah but how much would you pay to see Ketch go full Tom Segura? 

Coleman dribbles the ball off his nuts then looks to the ref to save him.  Sums it up.  Everyone looking for someone else to step up.  

not many coaches could lose with this talent advantage

You're losing in the 2nd half to a team from that tiny west Texas town no one wants to live. Especially no young black men want to live there. These kids are there because literally no one else wants them and they're making your future NBA 1st rounders their bitches. 

Even if this team wins this one UCLA will embarrass them if they don't start playing to their talent. 

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