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Texas vs. ACU - First Round - 8:50pm on truTV/TNT

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Gruesomely ugly first half.

Good news is, the Longhorns can play a lot better.

Bad news is, no idea if they will.

Still feel like Texas wins by at least a dozen, but fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuckkkkkkkkkkkkkkk.

Any of you know the smoke show in section 128 in the first three rows? Will try to provide an “airport hot or not” pic for eval.

And can’t believe this lead is only 5. Smh.

Just now, clapclapclap said:

Had a great call yesterday:

 

wow that is a rare one from the front of the basket and way downtown

Best thing about the half was Coleman finished with only 2 fouls. 

How a team doesn’t score for 7 mins and we are only up by 5? Turrrrrrrrrrible.

They have two starters who can’t get on all the rides at Six Flags and we aren’t pounding it inside? Turrrrrrrrrible. 
That first half hurt my eyes. 

Edited by JerrysJheriCurl

2 minutes ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

These ACU guys can’t shoot for shit. This is going to be a blowout in the next half. 

You haven't watched much Shakaball, have you?

I suppose this is kind of bizarre, but if we hack them multiple times every time they get the ball, they will never score.  They’re already down to 30 something %, and have gone 3 plus minutes without scoring.  Maybe we win 46 to 30 something?

3 minutes ago, NorthLoop said:

They fixed it or lol they didn't?

We're just going to need to win by more than 1 to be safe

I don't know ACU is making this game look so godawful, or our (as usual) offensive non-game plan. Probably both. 

1 minute ago, Dr. Teeth said:

Best thing about the half was Coleman finished with only 2 fouls. 

I was going to hurt myself if Coleman picked up a foul when he was down low against one of their fat fucks, and none of our bigs went back to help him.

They turned us over 12 times in the first half. 12


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So Texas is going to lose Jones, Brown, Simms, and Coleman after this season. Ideally, if Shaka is still here he would use the deep transfer portal to replace those 4, otherwise his team next year is going to approach the level of play from his 2nd season at Texas.

Withstand underdog 1st half surge with a lead, just the tip. now Texas needs to shove their dick deep down into the acu throats coming out of halftime...

Just now, BradInATX said:

We're just going to need to win by more than 1 to be safe

There has to be some connected ACU people watching this game that are losing their shit, texting the AD, etc. 

It’s like Shawn Watson, Tim Beck and Greg Davis are running the offense for this basketball team.   Watching Gonzaga run their offense and then watching the Longhorns is like the difference between Golden State Warriors and my kids basketball team when he was 6 years old.  It’s freaking embarrassing.  We will probably give Shaka another extension.

I've been looking at sling. If they have LGN,that might just be the deciding factor.
they got H&I too. both the one true Superman and one true Batman on sat and sun morning. and the one true Wonder Woman with her amazing boobs. good shit. they got a dvr too.
1 minute ago, TxTower said:

They turned us over 12 times in the first half. 12


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And have 23 points

 

thank god they are a 14 seed

Just now, TxTower said:

They turned us over 12 times in the first half. 12


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You find that surprising? They lead the nation in forced TOs. We were 99th in the nation in TOs per game, and have no one who can create shots for others outside of Coleman.

Just now, NorthLoop said:

There has to be some connected ACU people watching this game that are losing their shit, texting the AD, etc. 

Yeah, you have to think that ACU's coaching staff somehow didn't notice or else they'd be all over the refs. Crazy. I actually don't think they ever fixed it. I bet they'll get word at halftime and it'll be fixed coming out.

Also.. I feel like they gave us an extra point when we had 11 earlier. Kai missed both FTs but they counted one. Wonder if they fixed that.
The first FT actually went in I think.
1 minute ago, pacman said:

Texas needs to shove their dick deep down into the acu throats coming out of halftime...

That’s tough to do when it’s limp.

3 minutes ago, GreenspointTexas said:

Wow, if Texas wins, Big 12 would go 7-0 in the first round... setting an all time record

State of Texas gonna go 5-2, 6-2 if you include the “first four”

that’s pretty good too, especially considering 2 of the 7 are playing each other 

Edited by UTexasFight

Good news is that was close to the worst half we have played this season and we are still up at the half.  Need better guard play in the 2nd.  

1 minute ago, gsoda3 said:
11 minutes ago, NorthLoop said:
Also.. I feel like they gave us an extra point when we had 11 earlier. Kai missed both FTs but they counted one. Wonder if they fixed that.

The first FT actually went in I think.

I think it did too. They cut to it late and didn't put the point on the board but it sounded like it went it.

1 minute ago, UTexasFight said:

State of Texas gonna go 5-2.

that’s pretty good too, especially considering 2 of the 7 are playing each other 

6-2. Texas Southern won their 1st game.

2 minutes ago, gsoda3 said:
12 minutes ago, NorthLoop said:
Also.. I feel like they gave us an extra point when we had 11 earlier. Kai missed both FTs but they counted one. Wonder if they fixed that.

The first FT actually went in I think.

His first trip to line he went 1/2, second trip went 0/2. I think score is correct 

2 minutes ago, gsoda3 said:
12 minutes ago, NorthLoop said:
Also.. I feel like they gave us an extra point when we had 11 earlier. Kai missed both FTs but they counted one. Wonder if they fixed that.

The first FT actually went in I think.

Yeah it looked like it missed but it actually went in.  Hit the back of the rim and went through the net without really touching it made it look like a miss.  

Just now, chemHORN said:

Good news is that was close to the worst half we have played this season and we are still up at the half.  Need better guard play in the 2nd.  

The bad news? Shaka is still coaching in the second half...

If it’s a 5 pt game with 4 mins or less, I have zero confidence we will win. 

3 minutes ago, BradInATX said:

Yeah, you have to think that ACU's coaching staff somehow didn't notice or else they'd be all over the refs. Crazy. I actually don't think they ever fixed it. I bet they'll get word at halftime and it'll be fixed coming out.

Wtf are you guys talking about

2 minutes ago, chemHORN said:

Good news is that was close to the worst half we have played this season and we are still up at the half.  Need better guard play in the 2nd.  

We did shoot 41% from BTA, so it could have been even worse.

What kind of caterpillars are those above Wally Sczcerbiak’s eyes?

2 minutes ago, CurlyDumps said:

Fuck this Chris Beard lite trash team. 

they have so little talent. this fucker is getting every drop of possibility out of his squad. that D is for realz. if they played average D they'd have 10 wins not 24

1 minute ago, chemHORN said:

Yeah it looked like it missed but it actually went in.  Hit the back of the rim and went through the net without really touching it made it look like a miss.  

 

You seem too sober for Shaka Smart Texas Basketball

Really was hoping for better against the team from the Island of Misfit Toys, but have to think we’ll pull away in the second half. 

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