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UT's next basketball coach - discussion/debate [Sean Miller Hired]

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7 minutes ago, Hornlover said:

Reminds me of the time that a girl named Piper single-handedly beat a Div 1 men's college basketball team. Have you seen the video? Google "Piper Perry takes on 5 men".

Ain’t no way one single girl can beat off five dudes

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    I don't completely understand the poo pooing of this hire. Maybe expectations were too high regarding who Texas was going to be able to bring in? Sometimes there's a candidate that's such a perfect fi

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10 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

Chain, there's an IG in San Marcos, too.  It's decent but perfectly forgettable Italian food.  To be fair, Italian food is nearly impossible to screw up.

I see you’ve never been to macaroni grill

2 minutes ago, closetohumping said:

Ain’t no way one single girl can beat off five dudes

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14 minutes ago, Hornlover said:

Reminds me of the time that a girl named Piper single-handedly beat a Div 1 men's college basketball team. Have you seen the video? Google "Piper Perry takes on 5 men".

Go on...

22 hours ago, Dbeasy said:

Hate to be the wet blanket again after calling no on Urban Meyer but I’m hearing Beard isn’t coming here. Hope I’m wrong. 

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42 minutes ago, closetohumping said:

Ain’t no way one single girl can beat off five dudes

At the same time?

54 minutes ago, closetohumping said:

Ain’t no way one single girl can beat off five dudes

You don't say?

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56 minutes ago, closetohumping said:

Ain’t no way one single girl can beat off five dudes

Depends on how well she utilizes her feet.

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1 hour ago, closetohumping said:

Ain’t no way one single girl can beat off five dudes

Just line them up Tip to Tip

1 hour ago, Hornlover said:

Reminds me of the time that a girl named Piper single-handedly beat a Div 1 men's college basketball team. Have you seen the video? Google "Piper Perry takes on 5 men".

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1 hour ago, ClubWhatever said:

Again. 

I liked that he went and dapped Huggins afterward. 

Hire this man.

If beard ended up saying no tomorrow I honestly would laugh and fully expect it after a decade of coaching searches fuck ups.

I don’t think I’ve ever seen a gif that small. I wonder if the guy that posted it is like a midget and to him it looked normal sized? 

So I went to my normal source of Tech tears. Granted I knew he was probably still incarcerated for being a Pederast. But I was not disappointed. His last post before going to jail.

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7 minutes ago, Rockethorn1978 said:

I don’t think I’ve ever seen a gif that small.

That's what she said?

12 minutes ago, Rockethorn1978 said:

I don’t think I’ve ever seen a gif that small.

I gave my ex-wife a 0.25 carat cubic zirconia ring once.

16 minutes ago, Rockethorn1978 said:

I don’t think I’ve ever seen a gif that small. I wonder if the guy that posted it is like a midget and to him it looked normal sized? 

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17 minutes ago, Rockethorn1978 said:

I don’t think I’ve ever seen a gif that small. I wonder if the guy that posted it is like a midget and to him it looked normal sized? 

Your own avatar is a smaller gif

2 hours ago, clapclapclap said:

There is no way in hell that I'm googling 'hemorrhoid banding'.

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1 hour ago, 1978horn said:

Just line them up Tip to Tip

 

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2 hours ago, closetohumping said:

Ain’t no way one single girl can beat off five dudes

That's a slow Tuesday for South Austin's mom.

1 hour ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Your own avatar is a smaller gif

Yea that’s a avatar not a posted gif as a message.

7 minutes ago, Machinator said:

 

How the turntables have turned!

 

 

If we paid him more than sark, it would either be temporary until sark kicks ass and gets a raise or doesn’t kick ass and doesn’t deserve to make more. 

2 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

If we paid him more than sark, it would either be temporary until sark kicks ass and gets a raise or doesn’t kick ass and doesn’t deserve to make more. 

Exactly this. 

Whoever we get will be the top choice of CDC. Just like every other coach he’s hired.

2 hours ago, closetohumping said:

Ain’t no way one single girl can beat off five dudes

Middle out compression my dude

2 hours ago, Steel Shank said:

What are the latest hot takes?

We are reaching out to Barnes and Derka has been retained to lead the negotiations. My sources tell me Barnes wants a 5 year contract extension for every first round loss in the tourney.

The only strange thing about this timing is if things go well and an agreement is reached and papered up, this is not the kinda thing you wanna announce on a Good Friday afternoon...is it?  Just from a logistical/get as much good media as possible standpoint.  I guess Monday then?  

3 minutes ago, Lobo said:

The only strange thing about this timing is if things go well and an agreement is reached and papered up, this is not the kinda thing you wanna announce on a Good Friday afternoon...is it?  Just from a logistical/get as much good media as possible standpoint.  I guess Monday then?  

Uh the F4 is Saturday. We would get the media. 

3 minutes ago, Lobo said:

The only strange thing about this timing is if things go well and an agreement is reached and papered up, this is not the kinda thing you wanna announce on a Good Friday afternoon...is it?  Just from a logistical/get as much good media as possible standpoint.  I guess Monday then?  

Eh, it's Final Four weekend. Just announce it Friday and get all the media you need on Saturday and Monday.

Yeah, I guess I'm conflating the announcement with the actual new head coach press conference.  My bad, I didn't articulate that well as per usual.  

I guess let it out there in official press release form if contracts are signed Friday...then bring out the full press conference with new coach, family, Q&A, etc. mid-week of next week.  You don't want to let contract negotiations bleed into an Easter weekend because it gets the lawyer's families salty at them for working the holiday and people take their eye off the details, but it is Final Four weekend so it's just a working holiday for all of college hoops.  Thankfully, our Top 3 candidates are all Jewish, so don't tell 'em it's restricted...okay?  Fine.

I know we'd get the media because we're Texas, but nobody pays attention to athletics news on the Friday evening before Easter.  Nevermind.  The outside counsel that gets all the calls from UT for shit like this indicated they are on standby to pour over negotiations tomorrow and Friday and to be available.  So that's something. 

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14 minutes ago, ClubWhatever said:

Viva the matadors seems like a taco tech Liucci

There's a bunch of em... trust me.

3 hours ago, MoJames said:

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Fuckin’ prick. 

12 hours ago, Catdaddyhorn said:

UofH plays a shitty style too. 

this entire tourney run to the Final Four they have looked exactly like some of Barnes's uglier (but good) teams. just terrible offense that relies extremely heavily on turning missed shots into second and third chance points, combined with really good defense and rebounding. it's  it aesthetically pleasing at all. 

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