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No surprise Texas lost.

Our team is never prepared.

Fire Shaka Smart now?

 

Three first round seniors.

First ever Big 12 title.

Big dance? Out in one.

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Blue chip Andrew Jones

Beats leukemia; returns.

Can't beat bad coaching.

zero big dance wins

this should not be our standard

falling spring blossom

muglark nazahump foof
oonaka pleent shaka smart shit
the bed fire him

Shaka Smart brought us

excitement, disappointment,

and a coaching search?

 

 

 

Once upon a time,
Our basketball team was good.
Fire Shaka now.

There once was a man from VCU

who got a big job at tu. 


he sputtered and stumbled,

his teams often humbled,

you sir, are no Mark Few. 

Shaka Smart sucks so shoot him into the sun. 

Edited by Wulaw Horn

Shaka smart was supposed to be fun

after coaching VCU to a final four

he came to Texas to extend the run

and bring our fans something more 

 

he took Barnes first team full of good players 

and made a fairly mediocre first impression

it wasn’t like a total failure 

but it also wasn’t an end to our hoops  constipation 

 

after that team he was left to his own device

his roster management proved a mess

he asked for an extension bc he was full of avarice 

And our chances at satisfaction grew less and less  

 

shaka smart sucks  

Rick Pitino Fucks  

 

it’s a sonnet - I’m not smart enough to write in iambic pentameter  

 

 

He seems really nice.

Can't coach worth a fucking shit.

Fire his haircut now. 

fuckit im thru with
bein nice hello carlo
shaka smart now gggggaaaaaaahhhhhh
shoes thru windshield

Fire this dumb fucker

NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW

Just do it Del Conte

Edited by Beau Vine

Derka Derka said

Shaka Smart would shit the bed

God Damnit Derka

I will not even

Attempt to hide my boner

When Shaka is canned

On 3/22/2021 at 11:09 PM, TexArcher said:

I will not even

Attempt to hide my boner

When Shaka is canned

 

Now at HEB

Nods of respect and cries of

Horror at the sight

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