March 24, 20214 yr the eyewitness account makes this otherwise typical Florida crime, all the better: Florida Man is accused of kicking a chicken "Like a football player kicks a fieldgoal."
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March 24, 20214 yr Florida man caught masturbating outside Chipotle because their food really is that good
March 24, 20214 yr Take your pick Florida man rides manatee, dares police to arrest him, gets arrested Florida Man Charged for Stealing Naked Trump Statue Naked Florida man starts house fire while baking cookies on George Foreman grill
March 24, 20214 yr Pajama-Wearing Florida Man Reportedly Wanted to Flirt with Waffle House Waitress, Pulls a Knife Out
March 24, 20214 yr Florida man who marooned himself on lake fountain says he took too much MDMA and wanted to be with the swans.
March 24, 20214 yr STUART, Fla. — A Florida man is accused of getting too comfortable near the comforters in a Walmart. TCPalm.com reports Dennis Palmer, 31, was charged Jan. 10 with exposure of sexual organs after "exposing himself ... in the pillow aisle" of a Stuart Walmart. The newspaper says an officer asked him why he was exposing himself, and Palmer replied: “he was just itching himself because he has crabs.”
March 24, 20214 yr Florida Man Accused of Luring Kids Tells Cops He Can't Recall As He 'Drinks 18-20 Beers' Before Talking to Children
March 24, 20214 yr Naked Florida man chases couple around Chick-fil-A parking lot, deputies say Authorities searching for Florida man who allegedly stole cat blood from clinic Investigators estimated the blood vials amounted to a $600 loss for the clinic.
March 24, 20214 yr Florida man steals pool floats for sex 'instead of raping women . . .Get your own goddamn birthday.
March 24, 20214 yr Florida man arrested for attacking girlfriend with a cheeseburger His girlfriend was sleeping. So he used a cheeseburger to wake her up, Florida cops say
March 24, 20214 yr Florida Man arrested after doing burnouts in front of news crews during hurricane Florida man entices gator to bite him; pours beer down its throat, police say
March 25, 20214 yr Florida man finds World War II hand grenade, brings it with him to a Taco Bell Police: Florida man thought he stole opioids, got laxatives instead
March 25, 20214 yr Florida man arrested for beating and throwing chair at child in doughnut dispute: report
March 25, 20214 yr Florida man shows up ‘buck naked’ to undercover sex sting, deputies say 124 people arrested during 6-day operation
March 25, 20214 yr 7 hours ago, burntorangebongos said: Police: Florida man tried to pay for McDonald’s with bag of weed Edited March 25, 20214 yr by Trey3216
March 25, 20214 yr Florida man accused of having sex with 'Frozen' toy at Targetmeh...i’ve done worse.
March 25, 20214 yr A man in Florida was mauled after paying $150 for a "full-contact experience" with a black leopard.
March 25, 20214 yr Florida man, drunk and naked, allegedly set house on fire in failed cookie baking attempt
March 25, 20214 yr Florida man arrested for having sex with miniature horse CITRA, Fla. (WSVN) — A Florida man has been arrested after he was accused by multiple people of having sex with a miniature horse. According to the Marion County Sheriff’s Office, several witness reported seeing 21-year-old Nicholas Anthony Sardo having sex with a miniature horse. Deputies said Sardo admitted to having sex with the horse four times over the course of a week, and that he used a condom because he didn’t want to get a disease from the animal. Sardo told detectives that he knew what he did was wrong and that he was a sick man. He has been charged with four counts of bestiality. Investigators said the horse belongs to one of Sardo’s family members. The animal is currently in their care.
March 25, 20214 yr Florida Man Arrested for DUI While Lemur and Wallaby Escape from Truck During Traffic Stop
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March 25, 20214 yr Florida man says lighting firecrackers under child’s bed is a ‘prank gone wrong’ Drunk Florida Man Whose Driving Licence Has Been Suspended Since 1978 Crashes Lawnmower into Police Car Florida man pretending to be a cop pulls over real deputy, sheriff's office says Florida man trapped alone with hundreds of parrots Florida man climbs atop playground equipment at Clearwater park, tells kids where babies come from
March 25, 20214 yr Also DAYTONA BEACH, Florida. The woman allegedly used the child in a fight with her boyfriend in Daytona Beach over the weekend, officials said. According to WFTV, security officers at the beach said an 18-year-old Florida woman used a baby to beat her boyfriend.
March 25, 20214 yr Florida man hit dad in face with pizza after learning he helped deliver him, police say
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