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Florida man arrested for allegedly sexually assaulting stuffed 'Olaf' at Target

Florida man accused of forcing small alligator to drink beer.

Florida man denies syringes found inside rectum are his

the eyewitness account makes this otherwise typical Florida crime, all the better:

Florida Man is accused of kicking a chicken "Like a football player kicks a fieldgoal."  

Florida Man with Florida Face Tattoo Charged with Burglary

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Florida men accused of smearing feces in Crunch Fitness restroom, sauna.

Florida man who marooned himself on lake fountain says he took too much MDMA and wanted to be with the swans.

STUART, Fla. — A Florida man is accused of getting too comfortable near the comforters in a Walmart.

TCPalm.com reports Dennis Palmer, 31, was charged Jan. 10 with exposure of sexual organs after "exposing himself ... in the pillow aisle" of a Stuart Walmart.

The newspaper says an officer asked him why he was exposing himself, and Palmer replied: “he was just itching himself because he has crabs.” 

Florida man demands cash and donuts in Krispy Kreme robbery. 

Florida Man Accused of Luring Kids Tells Cops He Can't Recall As He 'Drinks 18-20 Beers' Before Talking to Children

Naked Florida man chases couple around Chick-fil-A parking lot, deputies say

 

Authorities searching for Florida man who allegedly stole cat blood from clinic

Investigators estimated the blood vials amounted to a $600 loss for the clinic.

Florida man caught fucking a cantaloupe in Whole Foods bathroom. 

Florida man steals pool floats for sex 'instead of raping women . . .

Get your own goddamn birthday.

Florida man arrested for attacking girlfriend with a cheeseburger

 

His girlfriend was sleeping. So he used a cheeseburger to wake her up, Florida cops say

Florida Man arrested after doing burnouts in front of news crews during hurricane

Florida man entices gator to bite him; pours beer down its throat, police say

 

Florida man finds World War II hand grenade, brings it with him to a Taco Bell

 

Police: Florida man thought he stole opioids, got laxatives instead

Florida man arrested for beating and throwing chair at child in doughnut dispute: report

Florida Man Tries To Flee In Pickup, But It's Hooked To Repo Man's Tow Truck

Florida man shows up ‘buck naked’ to undercover sex sting, deputies say

124 people arrested during 6-day operation
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Police: Florida man tried to pay for McDonald’s with bag of weed

 

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A man in Florida was mauled after paying $150 for a "full-contact experience" with a black leopard.

Florida man arrested for having sex with miniature horse

CITRA, Fla. (WSVN) — A Florida man has been arrested after he was accused by multiple people of having sex with a miniature horse.

According to the Marion County Sheriff’s Office, several witness reported seeing 21-year-old Nicholas Anthony Sardo having sex with a miniature horse.

Deputies said Sardo admitted to having sex with the horse four times over the course of a week, and that he used a condom because he didn’t want to get a disease from the animal.

Sardo told detectives that he knew what he did was wrong and that he was a sick man.

He has been charged with four counts of bestiality.

Investigators said the horse belongs to one of Sardo’s family members. The animal is currently in their care.

Florida Man Arrested for DUI While Lemur and Wallaby Escape from Truck During Traffic Stop

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Florida man says lighting firecrackers under child’s bed is a ‘prank gone wrong’
 

Drunk Florida Man Whose Driving Licence Has Been Suspended Since 1978 Crashes Lawnmower into Police Car

Florida man pretending to be a cop pulls over real deputy, sheriff's office says

Florida man trapped alone with hundreds of parrots

Florida man climbs atop playground equipment at Clearwater park, tells kids where babies come from
 

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DAYTONA BEACH, Florida. The woman allegedly used the child in a fight with her boyfriend in Daytona Beach over the weekend, officials said.

According to WFTV, security officers at the beach said an 18-year-old Florida woman used a baby to beat her boyfriend.

Florida man hit dad in face with pizza after learning he helped deliver him, police say

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