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#8

the eyewitness account makes this otherwise typical Florida crime, all the better:

Florida Man is accused of kicking a chicken "Like a football player kicks a fieldgoal."  

#13

Florida Man with Florida Face Tattoo Charged with Burglary

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#17

STUART, Fla. — A Florida man is accused of getting too comfortable near the comforters in a Walmart.

TCPalm.com reports Dennis Palmer, 31, was charged Jan. 10 with exposure of sexual organs after "exposing himself ... in the pillow aisle" of a Stuart Walmart.

The newspaper says an officer asked him why he was exposing himself, and Palmer replied: “he was just itching himself because he has crabs.” 

#22

Florida Man Accused of Luring Kids Tells Cops He Can't Recall As He 'Drinks 18-20 Beers' Before Talking to Children

#23

Naked Florida man chases couple around Chick-fil-A parking lot, deputies say

 

Authorities searching for Florida man who allegedly stole cat blood from clinic

Investigators estimated the blood vials amounted to a $600 loss for the clinic.
#27

Florida man arrested for attacking girlfriend with a cheeseburger

 

His girlfriend was sleeping. So he used a cheeseburger to wake her up, Florida cops say

#29

Florida Man arrested after doing burnouts in front of news crews during hurricane

Florida man entices gator to bite him; pours beer down its throat, police say

 

#30

Florida man finds World War II hand grenade, brings it with him to a Taco Bell

 

Police: Florida man thought he stole opioids, got laxatives instead

#36

Florida man shows up ‘buck naked’ to undercover sex sting, deputies say

124 people arrested during 6-day operation
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#39
7 hours ago, burntorangebongos said:

Police: Florida man tried to pay for McDonald’s with bag of weed

 

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#41

A man in Florida was mauled after paying $150 for a "full-contact experience" with a black leopard.

#43

Florida man arrested for having sex with miniature horse

CITRA, Fla. (WSVN) — A Florida man has been arrested after he was accused by multiple people of having sex with a miniature horse.

According to the Marion County Sheriff’s Office, several witness reported seeing 21-year-old Nicholas Anthony Sardo having sex with a miniature horse.

Deputies said Sardo admitted to having sex with the horse four times over the course of a week, and that he used a condom because he didn’t want to get a disease from the animal.

Sardo told detectives that he knew what he did was wrong and that he was a sick man.

He has been charged with four counts of bestiality.

Investigators said the horse belongs to one of Sardo’s family members. The animal is currently in their care.

#47

Florida man says lighting firecrackers under child’s bed is a ‘prank gone wrong’
 

Drunk Florida Man Whose Driving Licence Has Been Suspended Since 1978 Crashes Lawnmower into Police Car

Florida man pretending to be a cop pulls over real deputy, sheriff's office says

Florida man trapped alone with hundreds of parrots

Florida man climbs atop playground equipment at Clearwater park, tells kids where babies come from
 

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#48

Also

 

DAYTONA BEACH, Florida. The woman allegedly used the child in a fight with her boyfriend in Daytona Beach over the weekend, officials said.

According to WFTV, security officers at the beach said an 18-year-old Florida woman used a baby to beat her boyfriend.

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