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Scientist Predicts Problems With Phthallatio In The Phuture?

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Scientist based research off of peer reviewed articles....

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She discovered that male human babies who had been exposed to the phthalates in the womb had a shorter anogenital distance - something that correlated with penile volume.

 

Edited by Mrs Whiggins

  • Mrs Whiggins changed the title to Scientist Predicts Problems With Phthallatio In The Phuture?

Now I know why some guys are so passionate about saving the planet. 

if you’re a little Dick in charge it’s “All going according to plan...”

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19 minutes ago, Incredulity said:

What the phuck is a phthalate?

 

phuck around and phind out

 

Edited by High Plains Drifter

51 minutes ago, Doc Reeves said:

if you’re a little Dick in charge it’s “All going according to plan...”

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Wrong little dick, he ain't in charge anymore these little dicks are:

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12 minutes ago, TexasGrunt said:

Wrong little dick, he ain't in charge anymore these little dicks are:

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you haven’t followed environmental policy the last few years, have you

1 hour ago, Doc Reeves said:

if you’re a little Dick in charge it’s “All going according to plan...”

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Five posts to CR. Nice.

2 hours ago, Mrs Whiggins said:

Scientist based research off of peer reviewed articles....

 

 

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One study published in 2017 found that sperm levels among men in Western countries had dropped by more than 50% over the past four decades after examining 185 studies involving close to 45,000 healthy men.

Dr Swan believes that the rapidly decreasing fertility rate means that most men will be unable to produce viable sperm by 2045.

I don't know if that is a good or a bad development. 

2 hours ago, Mrs Whiggins said:

Scientist based research off of peer reviewed articles....

 

I must've been dipped in a vat of that shit when I was a baby.

 

That's my excuse and I'm sticking limping with it.

8 minutes ago, washparkhorn said:

 

I don't know if that is a good or a bad development. 

Really puts in a wrinkle in the idiocracy family tree plan, I'm going net positive. 

8 minutes ago, Hate said:

Five posts to CR. Nice.


Fair. bad choice for photo. I was going for ‘old powerful person with a little Dick not necessarily an ‘old republican’

my bad

14 minutes ago, Hate said:

Five posts to CR. Nice.

 

New to the Daily Texan board? Every thread on here is political.

Edited by BradInATX

My upbringing must have been pollution free. 

 
New to the Daily Texan board? Every thread on here is political.

True, but the first salvo is usually a little more subtle...er, nuanced.
29 minutes ago, ztejas said:

My upbringing must have been pollution free. 

Yep.  Wonder how much smaller they are talking about - like are they expecting the younger generation to have really tiny dicks, like really really tiny, like less than 6 inches.

1 hour ago, BradInATX said:

 

New to the Daily Texan board? Every thread on here is political.

Also it was a joke, not a policy statement. If we can't make fun of our politicians then we might as well shut it all down.

46 minutes ago, Hate said:


True, but the first salvo is usually a little more subtle...er, nuanced.

Yeah, agreed, but I also appreciate the "fuck it, let's just dive right in" yolo approach.

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I mostly posted the tweet/article because it was one of the more intriguing 'murder hornet,' 'brain-eating/flesh eating antibiotic resistant bacteria,' topics for the new year.

 

 

Did someone say dick?

 

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2 hours ago, Hate said:

Five posts to CR. Nice.

To be fair, tiny dicks and the cloak room really go together well.

Today I learned "anogenital distance" = taint size
 

Username kinda sorta maybe checks out.

Wonder if we’re seeing a moment with male fertility similar to climate change in the 80s or smoking before that, where it takes forever to come around. Hope not, cause that would suck, and there’s a fucking zero percent chance we fix it if so.
1 hour ago, Mrs Whiggins said:

I mostly posted the tweet/article because it was one of the more intriguing 'murder hornet,' 'brain-eating/flesh eating antibiotic resistant bacteria,' topics for the new year.

 

 

Shit, pollutive ‘Female Hormone Mimics’ have been around since the late 70’s. Gator penises have been taking a beating for decades. 
 

https://www.sun-sentinel.com/news/fl-xpm-1994-09-03-9409010609-story.html

https://news.uga.edu/alligators-timing-shed-light-reproductive-disorders/

 

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36 minutes ago, Doc Reeves said:

Shit, pollutive ‘Female Hormone Mimics’ have been around since the late 70’s. Gator penises have been taking a beating for decades. 
 

https://www.sun-sentinel.com/news/fl-xpm-1994-09-03-9409010609-story.html

https://news.uga.edu/alligators-timing-shed-light-reproductive-disorders/

 

I suspect it's part something that merits attention because these chemicals do have an effect upon mammals, and part based on her promoting her book (the scientist in the article). However, since you listed the  1994 article above from the SunSentinel (which brought up the topic due to media from the NYT & ABC) I think it is fascinating the coincidence that author PD James wrote her book, The Children of Men, in 1992 and set it in 2021. The conspiracy theorists would have a field day with that one. I read the book prior to the movie (with dreamy Clive Owen) loosely based on her book came out, because I had discovered her mysteries at the local library and like to read all of an author's works if possible.

I suspect these dystopian novels will surge again due to world events, perhaps some of them will even be well-written if we're fortunate. Or, I guess if an author wanted to take on a cross-over genre challenge, they could write dystopian apocalyptic porn featuring the amazing contortions a male with malformed genitalia could achieve in valiant sustained effort to prolong the species and find a robust audience.

6 hours ago, Doc Reeves said:

Shit, pollutive ‘Female Hormone Mimics’ have been around since the late 70’s. Gator penises have been taking a beating for decades. 
 

https://www.sun-sentinel.com/news/fl-xpm-1994-09-03-9409010609-story.html

https://news.uga.edu/alligators-timing-shed-light-reproductive-disorders/

 

I think that most of the penises around here have probably been taking a beating for decades. 

Centuries, in Brat's case. 

Did someone say Dick?

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