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29 minutes ago, fattyflattie said:

Who is in office that wasn’t legally elected? 

No one. The last election was free of cheating.  It was also free of any proof of any wrongdoing by officials conducting the election.  

But there are a few weirdos who can't admit that.  I'm glad you can.

9 minutes ago, Bullneck said:

 

No one. The last election was free of cheating.  It was also free of any proof of any wrongdoing by officials conducting the election.  

But there are a few weirdos who can't admit that.  I'm glad you can.

Lol, no. I’m not a stop the steal guy. 

1 hour ago, Bullneck said:

Just exactly what are the qualifications to be VP, anyway?

 I think all you need is a face. This seems to be their big qualification. "That's the law now, no blank heads are allowed to be VP". It also helps to have a name with like, 8 consonants in a row.

What is that "o" with the line through it ? What letter is that ? I don't remember that letter in school. You need a chart of the elements if you wanna report the VP. "Yes officer, their name was Ammal, and then the symbol for boron... I believe. I had the periodic chart with me at the time, I'm quite certain it was not manganese".

57 minutes ago, hornmpa96 said:

Who the fuck cares about the VP? Name one VP that had a significant accomplishment in office. I can’t recall one.

LBJ

4 minutes ago, ftf82 said:

LBJ

Before he became President?

Just now, hornmpa96 said:

Before he became President?

He had Kennedy killed. At least that’s what Oliver Stone told me.

Civil rights and space stuff. 

Just now, Beantown Express 2.0 said:

He had Kennedy killed. At least that’s what Oliver Stone told me.

Ahh similar to Dick Cheney running the Iraq war? 
 

Still looking for any positive accomplishments from a sitting VP
 

 

 
No one. The last election was free of cheating.  It was also free of any proof of any wrongdoing by officials conducting the election.  
But there are a few weirdos who can't admit that.  I'm glad you can.

By “few weirdos” you mean 30+% of the population.
21 minutes ago, hornmpa96 said:

Ahh similar to Dick Cheney running the Iraq war? 
 

Still looking for any positive accomplishments from a sitting VP
 

 

Pretty sure most of them are at least good at spelling...

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Being an Ivy Leager is nice and all, but that's a gift of education and prestige bestowed on you, personally.  A key element to those admissions officers is seeing how you will use this gift to helping others.  They can let anyone in the school they want; there's no shortage of qualified candidates.  Surely you've heard about the "valedictorian who didn't get into Harvard."  (FYI, there are 30,000ish high schools in the US alone, and 2,000ish dorm beds at Harvard for incoming freshmen, so guess what?).  He leveraged that into a nice cushy job for himself. 
So .  .  . name two things he's accomplished for the people he represents.  I'll wait.

He got real serious about regulating hot air balloons or some shit because like 8 people died!!!!!!

Now imagine those balloons were GUNS!!

She's acting President right now with Biden getting a colonoscopy.

1 hour ago, Bullneck said:

She's acting President right now with Biden getting a colonoscopy.

dumb  question: does that mean she is technically the 47th president?

Seems poetic that the first time presidential power has been transferred to a woman occurred so an old white guy could be drugged and have something shoved up his ass. 

1 hour ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

dumb  question: does that mean she is technically the 47th president?

No

19 hours ago, hornmpa96 said:

Who the fuck cares about the VP? Name one VP that had a significant accomplishment in office. I can’t recall one.

There was this Biden guy…

Yeah that’s easy.  We aren’t going to agree on who those people are. 

Terrorists vs. freedom fighters. Or something.
4 hours ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

dumb  question: does that mean she is technically the 47th president?

Maybe 48th, after Alexander Haig.  😀

27 minutes ago, Bullneck said:

Maybe 48th, after Alexander Haig.  😀

That was more of a Charles In Charge kind of thing I believe.

20 hours ago, hornmpa96 said:

Ahh similar to Dick Cheney running the Iraq war? 
 

Still looking for any positive accomplishments from a sitting VP
 

 

Seems like the The Big Guy got a lot of 10%.

On 11/19/2021 at 12:55 PM, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

dumb  question: does that mean she is technically the 47th president?

Nah. Cheney stepped in at least once. And I think Bush tagged in for Reagan also. 

27 minutes ago, SquishMitten said:

Nah. Cheney stepped in at least once. And I think Bush tagged in for Reagan also

Um...maybe after he got shot? 

31 minutes ago, SquishMitten said:

Nah. Cheney stepped in at least once. And I think Bush tagged in for Reagan also. 

You're thinking about Alexander Haig. 

Made me look it up. Reagan apparently transferred powers to Bush while he had colon cancer surgery. It doesn't appear powers were transferred after he was shot. However, nobody really knew what to do, everybody was kinda panicking, and Bush was on an airplane. That's when Haig publicly stated he was in control, but the story is that he was just asserting himself as the most senior member on the ground (essentially that he was the parent in the room). 

lol the fact that Al Haig said “I, Al Haig, am in control here at The White House” was seen as a massive constitutional crisis is so fucking quaint now, I could cry.

  • 2 weeks later...

There should be wall to wall televised hearings regarding her disgraceful behavior:

Vice President Kamala Harris took a well-deserved break from her diplomatic Paris trip to pick up some fancy cookware for Thanksgiving – and people are strangely mad about it. 

In what was branded a “breaking investigative exclusive”, The Washington Free Beacon broke the news on her leisurely trip to E. Dehillerin, a Parisian cookware store near the Louvre. One social media user even assumed the attempt to create “scandal” to be satire – though it did include some practical advice on high-quality cookware. 

Harris reportedly purchased a $375 serving dish, a $160 frying pan, along with smaller accessories totalling around $600, according to the news outlet.

https://www.indy100.com/viral/right-wingers-kamala-harris-pot-b1963505

 

3 hours ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

ok.... you're only about a month late on that one

Okay, well, did you know she still uses wireless earbuds? Did you?

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