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  • Herpa Derpa
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    Shaka is gone without much fuss. Sark got me ready to run through a wall. And Horns are pounding the Sooners into the dirt on the diamond. Ain't life grand.

  • LongestHorn
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  • Went to the game. Horns win. Fuck OU.   

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22 minutes ago, Hank Scorpio said:

New game plan, let Witt pitch every inning for the rest of the series. 

Is that you, Augie?

That was some 2019 stuff there. Hate to see us give it to them.

Well, they also tied it because of lack of execution after a lead-off double.

Just now, zlavydra said:

Well, they also tied it because of lack of execution after a lead-off double.

Truth.  We should have brought that home.

Jeez...aggy then sooner?  What a loser

500’ HR is not quite as impressive when sandwiched between a dozen shitty ABs ...

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3 minutes ago, VirginiaLonghorn said:

500’ HR is not quite as impressive when sandwiched between a dozen shitty ABs ...

And it’s the only (real) HR this power hitter has through 21 games. 

5 minutes ago, VirginiaLonghorn said:

500’ HR is not quite as impressive when sandwiched between a dozen shitty ABs ...

He likes to look at fastballs down the middle almost as mush as he likes to look at his bat for 30 seconds before stepping in the box. 

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Nixon going to the dugout after getting that strikeout

Somebody turn one of these fastballs around. 

I'm shocked that Zubia struck out there.

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