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2 minutes ago, Thetexashammer said:

That's not how wagering works. Take the loss, pussy. How much are we wagering?

Look. Everyone here understands that you are a complete troll who adds nothing to this board whatsoever. Why do you bother posting here at all? How much do you get per post? 

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Just now, JimmyJames said:

Look. Everyone here understands that you are a complete troll who adds nothing to this board whatsoever. Why do you bother posting here at all? How much do you get per post? 

More fake accusations? Come on bro, how much? You can make it a cheap bottle, I know you have a bad case of the poors. And the stupids, but shouldn't stop you from being able to pay me after I win the wager.

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@JimmyJames Come on Don Quixote, don't let me down. I know you're a man of honor, not a dirty liar.

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1 minute ago, Thetexashammer said:

More fake accusations? Come on bro, how much? You can make it a cheap bottle, I know you have a bad case of the poors. And the stupids, but shouldn't stop you from being able to pay me after I win the wager.

Dude. Happy hour is ending soon. Next thing you know you’re gonna wanna meet me outside the PF Chang’s at 7:00.

What I have been trying to tell you, without success apparently, is you have not articulated any position at all, much less one that could be bet on. Surely you can understand that, right? Maybe you should order another martini to set your mind clear. 

1 hour ago, RDCanecutter said:

It's a Brexit fread, innit? Somefing more proper, more British-like.

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@JimmyJames

This was you statement:

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No but I can explain that you are a lying sack of shit who makes up statistics to support your lying arguments which nobody here believes.

I offered to provide links to my sources if you would wager a bottle of bourbon. What kind of bourbon are we wagering? I'm starting to think I shouldn't have so much confidence in your good character.

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1 hour ago, Thetexashammer said:

@JimmyJames

This was you statement:

I offered to provide links to my sources if you would wager a bottle of bourbon. What kind of bourbon are we wagering? I'm starting to think I shouldn't have so much confidence in your good character.

I’m not betting on whether or not you can make up or conjure up a lie. I’m 100 percent sure you can do that, based on your track record of having done so constantly. 

You are the trump of surly posters. Congrats. Everything you say is by definition a lie.

2 hours ago, Thetexashammer said:

Can you explain why you believe that 52% of Sikhs, 54% of Jews, and 30% of muslims are masturbating ethnonationalists?

Here is your assertion troll. Back it up. whatever you claim this assertion to actually be. We’re all ears. 

Just now, JimmyJames said:

Here is your assertion troll. Back it up. whatever you claim this assertion to actually be. We’re all ears. 

I'm happy to. I have the link open now. How much are we wagering?

2 minutes ago, Thetexashammer said:

I'm happy to. I have the link open now. How much are we wagering?

Not sure I want to click on a link from you that discusses Sikhs, Jews and Muslims as masturbating ethnonationalists. 

Just now, JimmyJames said:

Not sure I want to click on a link from you that discusses Sikhs, Jews and Muslims as masturbating ethnonationalists. 

So you don't have the courage of your convictions? Why don't you just answer the question. What are we wagering?

Just now, Thetexashammer said:

So you don't have the courage of your convictions? Why don't you just answer the question. What are we wagering?

 

Post your info. Not a link. Otherwise just shut up. Failing that. I’m done. 

Just now, JimmyJames said:

 

Post your info. Not a link. Otherwise just shut up. Failing that. I’m done. 

This is what you said:

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No but I can explain that you are a lying sack of shit who makes up statistics to support your lying arguments which nobody here believes.

Do you still believe that or not? If you believe it, why won't you take my bourbon? Maker's Mark Cask Strength. Let's do it.

13 minutes ago, JimmyJames said:

Not sure I want to click on a link from you that discusses Sikhs, Jews and Muslims as masturbating ethnonationalists. 

My guess is Ashcroft polls, which are run by a former Conservative party member.  

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Almost Two-thirds of British Jews Voted to Stay in EU, Poll Shows

Of the 31 percent who voted for a British exit, 11 percent said they now regret their decision.

https://www.haaretz.com/world-news/europe/poll-nearly-60-percent-of-british-jews-voted-to-say-in-eu-1.5404405

@JimmyJames You picked a fight and lost. I don't start fights with you because it's not fair to you. 

Brisket is intelligent and interesting. He's got a sense of humor. He's a good guy. I know he is a person of good character. You're none of those things.

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/eu-referendum-result-7-graphs-that-explain-how-brexit-won-eu-explained-a7101676.html

 

3 hours ago, Thetexashammer said:

Unemployment in the UK is 3.9%, pretty much a fifty year low. Would you call that an ethnonationalist masturbatory reality?

I thought the dirty immigrants took all the white people’s jobs. 

22 minutes ago, Thetexashammer said:

@JimmyJames You picked a fight and lost. I don't start fights with you because it's not fair to you. 

Brisket is intelligent and interesting. He's got a sense of humor. He's a good guy. I know he is a person of good character. You're none of those things.

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/eu-referendum-result-7-graphs-that-explain-how-brexit-won-eu-explained-a7101676.html

 

So it was Ashcroft polls.  Which does not show how they collected their data.  And one quick question, do you know who is the majority holder of independant.co.uk?   

 

Spoiler

Alexander  Lebedev: Russian oligarch.

 

27 minutes ago, Thetexashammer said:

@JimmyJames You picked a fight and lost. I don't start fights with you because it's not fair to you. 

Brisket is intelligent and interesting. He's got a sense of humor. He's a good guy. I know he is a person of good character. You're none of those things.

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/eu-referendum-result-7-graphs-that-explain-how-brexit-won-eu-explained-a7101676.html

 

Thanks for finally posting your source. The suspense was killing me.

Although I still don’t see how that supports your argument that they all are ethnonationalist masturbaters. Maybe you can explain that one to us.

As for brisket, while he is definitely a good guy, my guess is he’s cringing hearing that coming from you. I sincerely hope the likes of you don’t ever consider me to be a good guy. 

7 minutes ago, TDunk said:

So it was Ashcroft polls.  Which does not show how they collected their data.  And one quick question, do you know who is the majority holder of independant.co.uk?   

 

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Alexander  Lebedev: Russian oligarch.

 

Not to worry. The Texas hammer is about to start a thread showing how a bunch of people in Texas are illegally registered to vote. 

Hes furiously typing away as we speak. 

4 minutes ago, JimmyJames said:

Not to worry. The Texas hammer is about to start a thread showing how a bunch of people in Texas are illegally registered to vote. 

Hes furiously typing away as we speak. 

Damn, I was so certain he would have come through on the bourbon offer.  He definitely has a box to ship that in.  

8 minutes ago, TDunk said:

Damn, I was so certain he would have come through on the bourbon offer.  He definitely has a box to ship that in.  

Not gonna happen unfortunately.

Ya see, the hammer subscribes to the Johnny sack school of republican philosophy of “I’ve got mine now I want yours.”

Trump strikes a note for these type of people which is why they support him so damn much. Hell the man declared bankruptcy 7 times! Got away with it! Dudes a genius! 

2 hours ago, Thetexashammer said:

This is what you said:

Do you still believe that or not? If you believe it, why won't you take my bourbon? Maker's Mark Cask Strength. Let's do it.

Wait. Liquor bets are going on here?  Put some terms down and a better bottle and let's see what we can do.  I have an unopened Hakushu 18 and Yamazaki 18.  Hit me with a close to even value bottle at either level and your betting terms.  

Otherwise, I'm bringing them to Brisket's ledge. Hakushu might actually be the best "scotch" in existence, much to Scotland's chagrin. 

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This is how you publicly tell someone to fuck off in style.



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And with that, Boris Johnson lost his one seat majority.

Can they drop a vote of no confidence on him before the shut down ?

1 hour ago, tx 3 putt said:

Can they drop a vote of no confidence on him before the shut down ?

problem is a succesful vote of no confidence dissolves parliament, and that's something they're trying to avoid.

 

 

edit: what they're trying to do today and tomorrow is get a bill through parliament that blocks any no-deal brexit.  if the bill passes, either a deal must be reached with the EU or brexit doesn't happen.  there's a procedural vote tonight (basically seems like a cloture vote in the senate) on it.

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Parliamentary rules and procedures are super confusing.

This guy is live tweeting all the happenings and he’s a great follow if you want to learn about what’s going on.

He’s pretty funny too.

Democracy at it’s finest !

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4 minutes ago, DDD Dad said:


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google keyboard nearly always autocorrects "its" to "it's."  very annoying.

google keyboard nearly always autocorrects "its" to "it's."  very annoying.

True. I had to fix my own post manually.

I’m still not clear on what exactly they’ve voted on but I do know 27 Tories defected.

Boris just lost. And lost big.

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What were they voting on?  A bill to block no-deal Brexit? 

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Corbyn says Labour will not back early election motion unless bill ruling out no-deal passed first
Jeremy Corbyn says, if Johnson wants an election, he must get the bill passed first.

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Boris Johnson says he is tabling motion for general election because he will not accept Benn bill

Boris Johnson says he will refuse to go along with this bill.

He does not want an election.

But if MPs vote for this bill tomorrow, the public will have to choose who goes to Brussels on 17 October.

He says if Jeremy Corbyn goes, he will do what the EU wants.

If Johnson himself goes, he will get a deal, he says.

He says if MPs vote for a pointless delay to Brexit tomorrow, he will seek to hold an election. Tonight he is tabling a motion under the Fixed-term Parliaments Act.

https://www.theguardian.com/politics/live/2019/sep/03/commons-showdown-looms-in-battle-over-no-deal-brexit-live

I wish our Senators and Representatives acted like this.

“SIT UP MAN!”

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